The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Trailer Park Cats steal groceries, Mr. Lahey talks about the merits of vodka, and Ricky teaches homeowners how to get rid of a pesky ant problem.
Runtime: 23:54 • Published: September 1, 2022

How the fuck did Terry give'r during the COVID lockdown? With cold pilsner, bong rips and chirpin' with FUBAR fans on YouTube!
Runtime: 17:00 • Published: August 31, 2022

Terry helps Lazer with his Canadian citizenship test and teaches him about Tim Hortons, snow days, and how losers sometimes win!
Runtime: 2:15 • Published: August 24, 2022

Bret Hart promises to help Terry with his wrestling dreams. But first, he has a job for Terry. Just one little fuckin job.
Runtime: 6:33 • Published: August 17, 2022

The Boys are fucked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a piss stain on your pants!
Runtime: 30:22 • Published: August 12, 2022

In a last-ditch attempt to breathe life back into his struggling bar, Jack - a retired professional wrestler - dusts off his old ring and begins hosting live, grudge-match-style bar fighting. Surrounded by his loyal and often-dysfunctional employees, he’ll have to prove that sometimes violence does solve problems.
Runtime: 1:13:41 • Published: August 9, 2022

Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
Runtime: 31:34 • Published: August 5, 2022

Get yer little hands on and rub some sunscreen on yer bag, July social shorts are here and they're gre-e-e-e-asy, woof! Also: Terry 'n Trish and Tracy and Martina!
Runtime: 23:13 • Published: July 31, 2022

COMING SOON EXCLUSIVELY TO SWEARNET!! Terry and Trish want to regain custody of their son Deano so they can afford to get divorced. Terry tries to become a professional manager for Calgary’s wrestling royalty the Harts, Shank’s swindles them to pay for his reno, Trish gets deep into a pyramid scheme and everyone learns home is where the hash is! Let’s get fucked up and fucken giver already!
Runtime: 2:29 • Published: July 27, 2022

Terry risks losin’ his locks by challenging Lance to a skijoring match.
Runtime: 2:52 • Published: July 20, 2022

Terry third wheels camping with Trish and her new man Lance. Lots of lessons learnt on this trip...
Runtime: 8:05 • Published: July 13, 2022

Lazer stops by with some beers and the boys get to prankin’ Shank, but Terry’s got a secret.
Runtime: 7:36 • Published: July 6, 2022

In the last *month* of social shorts: we got Orlando, Dallas, MacKinnon, lotsa fightin' -- and Terry's back!
Runtime: 23:57 • Published: June 30, 2022

What's in the Bag today? Dirty ol' Newfie swish, a double whammy of Kiss kitty tees, Muscle Rocks and dope shirts.... but all Mike wants is some fucking chocolate!
Runtime: 15:31 • Published: June 20, 2022

This week: The three drunk-ass bitches get more wedding invites, Ricky gets a bookle, and a liquor bird swoops in with a diaper-licious alligator snack! Also: Don't stop believin' - good advice and inspiration from JP!
Runtime: 15:35 • Published: June 13, 2022

Fight night is here. However, unexpectedly, one of the fighters might not make it to the ring due to medical concerns from the fight doctor.
Runtime: 33:02 • Published: June 7, 2022

Alright fuckers, it's time to party! JP's got a borntday box full of party poppers and treats, but can he smash a piñata with his bare muscles? Also: the best fuckin' chips in the world, and a plushy Spenny! Or is it Kenny?
Runtime: 13:14 • Published: June 6, 2022

Tony once again finds himself viciously knocked down by Daniel for a second time. After seeing the knockdown, Dave decides to pull himself from his boxing match with Tony. Brett goes skydiving to help prepare himself to step in the ring. Wayne has to deliver some devastating news to Mitchell.
Runtime: 24:30 • Published: May 31, 2022

Orlando, give it up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! The Boys go live for an epic one-hour podcast, with dancing, singing, liquor shots and sexual lumberjacks bearing Big Macs! There's also an appearance from a special guest... FUCKFACE!
Runtime: 1:11:42 • Published: May 27, 2022

After Mike takes some drastic action to save SwearNet, the crew celebrates with free drugs, booze and a singing Swearman. Nothing can go wrong now. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing...
Runtime: 27:07 • Published: May 25, 2022

Matt shows up at the gym intoxicated and in no condition to train. Later in the week, Wayne calls for a meeting with Matt to express his concern for Matt’s health and well-being. Tyson decides to abruptly quit the show making things even more chaotic for Wayne. Davey is falling behind in his training and has to make a difficult decision.
Runtime: 23:09 • Published: May 24, 2022

The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some fucking important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??!
Runtime: 30:43 • Published: May 20, 2022

The shit-clouds are gathering over SwearNet Studios. Swearman's in jail, the payroll pot is empty, and Mike's blown $11k they don't fucking have on cameras. But Robb has a secret plan to make some money...
Runtime: 31:53 • Published: May 18, 2022

Smokey, Conky, Kittyland, and SwearMan, all here in the last week of social shorts!
Runtime: 8:42 • Published: May 16, 2022

Get ready for a train wreck - Ricky's so high he's speaking French! He's also got an idea for a new business - watch the fuck out, playground bullies! Also: Cock growers, the worst/best/worst funeral ever, and bornting a baby at a Metallica gig!
Runtime: 32:22 • Published: May 13, 2022

The Kittyland Love Centre is open! Featuring the Land of Mice, expert belly rubs, and a drunk trailer park supervisor rolling around with piss jugs. Wait, what?!
Runtime: 2:56 • Published: May 12, 2022