The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Breaker breaker, we got Trailer Park Cats, Willy Goats, Cory and Trevor, Pickle Julian, Mystery Hands, and some Halloween fuckery with Smokey (other Smokey) and the Bandit inbound, what's your 2-0, over.
Runtime: 7:14 • Published: November 1, 2021

It's Halloween, fuckers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the fuck is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
Runtime: 35:24 • Published: October 29, 2021

In the Navy…now get some fuckin beer and chips! Also: see how damn nice Pat's SwearNet coworkers are. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 27th, 2021.
Runtime: 18:19 • Published: October 27, 2021

Chucky's looking fucky! Today's about pizza, paintings, moshing, stabbing, and not saying CUNT! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 25th, 2021.
Runtime: 19:56 • Published: October 25, 2021

Lobster, snake, watermelon, fish, little plants, intense eyes, garbage, and a few peeks behind the fucking scenes in the last week of social shorts!
Runtime: 8:21 • Published: October 25, 2021

Get in yer damn Delorean and power up that fux capacitor with 1.21 Gigaguts, we've got caramel apples, nachos, and special guest Emma Lynne Sampson with some reptile friends! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 21st, 2021.
Runtime: 25:07 • Published: October 21, 2021

It's The Roach's favourite day of the year, and oh my fuck the Nest is a disaster! Now get yer suspenders on and have some brandied fruit, we're gonna love our bodies, oooooh yeah. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 20th, 2021.
Runtime: 19:45 • Published: October 20, 2021

Pat's hair is back! Now adjust your chair, clean up your computer desktop, and have a chocolate cupcake ready. Also: what did Pat do to Mike Smith's silicone doppelganger? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 18th, 2021.
Runtime: 15:28 • Published: October 18, 2021

Baaaam, we got wine and jail and and Alex Lifeson and Floppy, so cook yourself up a bologna pizza; here's the last week in social shorts!
Runtime: 6:42 • Published: October 18, 2021

Look at this BALD CUNT! Now pop the bubbly and learn some fucking words! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 14th, 2021.
Runtime: 16:57 • Published: October 14, 2021

Suit the fuck up and say a silly saying, Pat's gonna be a Good Samaricunt! Also: new kind of pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 13th, 2021.
Runtime: 16:58 • Published: October 13, 2021

¡Prepárate para...la maldita cucaracha, cabrones! The Roach is speaking en Español, writing a cookbook, drinking local wine, and pulling his fucking pork! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021.
Runtime: 21:02 • Published: October 12, 2021

Final Approach Friday with the Boys and some donair fucking pizzas all up in the Roach Nest! We'll take calls, give away a Mystery Box, have some technical fuckups, and eat more damn pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on October 8th, 2021.
Runtime: 35:12 • Published: October 8, 2021

Inmate, coming in! And guess who it is? Maybe a nice game of Bingo and a liquor drink will calm his nerves!
Runtime: 6:59 • Published: October 7, 2021

The name's Roach. Pat Roach. Shaken, not fucking stirred, Pat is funky fresh dressed to kiss some wrestlers! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on October 5th, 2021.
Runtime: 25:02 • Published: October 5, 2021

The Boys have a shitcock of letters to get through before they get to the Big Dog! They also have to find my kitty, smell my thong and shit in my guitar?!
Runtime: 29:14 • Published: October 4, 2021

It's Fucktober First Final Approach Friday, and JP and Robb are here in the Roach Nest with Mike and Pat to fry scallops, take calls—and give away a special gift! From the LIVE broadcast on October 1st, 2021.
Runtime: 35:01 • Published: October 1, 2021

The inmates are on a highway cleaning road trip, but Terry missed the bus. Fuck yeah, he's got the whole prison to himself!
Runtime: 6:02 • Published: September 30, 2021

Better pop a nice cold fucking beer for this extra-foamy, extra-creamy Roach Approach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on September 28th, 2021.
Runtime: 19:54 • Published: September 28, 2021

There's a new package from Hall-of-Famer Rudi - and he's got some fucked filming requests! Mike gets some awesome Playing Space decnals, there's a load bath for JP, and the perfect mug for Pat. Also: Is SwearNet about to end in a huge fucking paintball fight?!
Runtime: 29:11 • Published: September 27, 2021

Ricky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!
Runtime: 35:01 • Published: September 24, 2021

Gold! Zen! German chicken dance music! It's all fucking happening on the latest Mailbag. Also: The Boys get an autograph from a world leader - can YOU do any better?
Runtime: 33:09 • Published: September 20, 2021

On this week's Clusterfuck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
Runtime: 34:36 • Published: September 17, 2021

In today's Bag, the Boys find stoner cookies that aren't fucking around, monkey fists, $8 (good kind) grits, and Beatles dust! Also: Chipper gets his first fan mail!
Runtime: 29:33 • Published: September 13, 2021

Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that shitstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: Fuck the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
Runtime: 30:22 • Published: September 10, 2021

Is it drugs or glitter? Can hot nuts kill ya? How much Beatles shit can one guy get for his birthday?! Find out on today's blazin' Mailbag!
Runtime: 27:06 • Published: September 6, 2021