Liquor Stories | Season 1

Check out Jim Lahey's new new series, Liquor Stories, coming to SwearNet December 2014.

Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, the Liquor. This week, he introduces us to his beloved "Bim Jeam". Coupla drinks and a coupla takes – how hard can it be?

Telling Liquor Stories is hard to do, especially when you're drunk as fuck. Will Lahey be sober enough for the first episode? Find out 22 December!

Ding dingy ding ding! He stayed sober enough to complete the first full episode, but what's "sober" to Drunky the Clown? Watch Jim stumble through his tale about Bell's Blended Scotch whisky.

With the help of his good friend Jim Beam, James Lahey recalls his very first time – getting drunk as fuck!

Is ye a screecher? Get ready to kiss the cod (but not with your cock) as Master of Ceremonies James Lahey performs a Newfoundland screech-in!

Sit back, light a candle, put a nice lil' fire on, loosen up your underwear ... Lahey has a Liquor Story that will give you a little pinky bone!

Jim Lahey pops open his liquor bunny and tells you everything you ever wanted to know – and didn't want to know – about his journey with amaretto!

Wanna see a lil' Jim Lahey show? Today's Liquor Story explores the purest of all beverages – vodka. And it isn't long before Jim falls under its influence...

Jim Lahey won't stop until he's finished every drop. Watch out for a new episode of Liquor Stories on Monday, 17 August!

Jim casts his expert liquor eye over Bols Gold Liqueur – biddly-bottled since 1575! He also tells us what happens when you mix ballroom dancing and LSD...

Jim spills his story about the "Chinese lady from Japan", but he's not allowed to take even one sippy-poo!

Doctor of Epissedemology, Jim Lahey, at your cervix! This week, he tells a shitty shaggy dog story that will have you weeping into your bourbon!

Jim Lahey extols the virtues of Christan Brothers Brandy – just don't drink it in church!

Lahey downs a famous rum from 'Trinibag & Tobagel' – and he's determined to get drunk as fuck before his performance tonight at the Blandford Recreation Centre!

Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!

Jim Lahey takes you back to 19th century Paris, and tells the story of a revolutionary liquor that got Napoleon's army drunk as fuck!

Jim Lahey grabs his little white balls, and discusses the ancient sports of golf and getting shitfaced!