Real Fucking News and Weather | Season 1

Pat braves the Atlantic Canadian shitstorm of March 26, 2014 for your fucking entertainment. Check out his snowy, windy and scream-filled report!

Here's Pat with the fucking SPACE weather! There's a big fucking sun ejaculation heading towards the Earth RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, but Pat has some good advice on how to avoid the solar shitstorm!

Mexican shitstorms! Winter shitstorms in summer! Are you fucking prepared?!

Shitstorm heading your way? Your chances of survival are guaranteed* with Pat Roach's 72 Hour Emergency Kit! (*Not guaranteed)

Pat Roach reviews this week's shittiest world news, including fucked cops, ass-probing aliens, and bee-killing BULLSHIT!!

Pat's got the lowdown on eyeball tattoos, Olympic nutsack squeezing, those fucking emoji fucking things, and the latest weather for fuckers living in the desert!

Dear Santa, do NOT leave these pieces of shit under the Xmas tree! Pat Roach investigates the top ten toys to avoid this holiday season!

Pat Roach celebrates the new year by not giving a FUCK! This week: why Uber is FUCKED, why new year's resolutions are FUCKED, and why $100 golden donuts are FUCKED!!

What's brown, stinky, and tastes like shit? This week's Extreme Fucking News! Pat investigates cock-touching aliens, weed legalization in Canada, and how to raise your shitty little kids!

Pat hasn't got time for this shit today, but he's gonna do it anyway! This week's fucked news includes cloning stupid fuckin' dogs, the Miss Universe fuck-up, and why everyone needs to fart!