Trailer Park Boys Podcast | Season 1

This week on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles discuss Donald Trump, Ricky's solution to the California drought, and how many minutes there are in 30 minutes. We also find out who has a crush on Hulk Hogan, and why Ricky wants a horse!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles bicker over hosting duties, and discuss the latest greasy entertainment news. And why does Ricky think the International Space Station is a ghost?

What's on Ricky's mind this week? Birds in baby helicopters, eyeballs in strange places, and Sharon Stone! We also find out what (or who) Bubbles would do for $10 million...

Bubbles has booked his first guest – it's not Rocky Balboa, but Ricky's still spoiling for a fight! The boys also discuss the benefits of keeping a woolly mammoth, and the difference between Greece and Grease!

Only an idiot gets injured making a podcast – and this week, that idiot is Ricky! Preston the TPB crew guy also spills the beans about Ricky's bad behaviour on set. Also: Bubbles tells a tall tale about his kitty Ronnie Pumpkin, Julian gets excited about a greasy tuna scheme, and the boys reveal next week's awesome guest...

Wake 'n' bake with Snoop Dogg as he joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles via the world pipe! Snoop and the boys discuss Sweden, Ashley Madison, Deflategate, and how to get a robot high. Snoop also asks Bubbles some tricky questions about nuts! Episode Six is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!

This week's podcast guest is international superstar and hat thief, Jay Baruchel! They discuss toonies, Goon 2, and why lettuce is bad for your internet connection. The boys also name their Dickweed of the Week! Episode Seven is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!

The Trailer Boys Podcast comes to you from London, England, with guest stars Mike and Noel Fielding of Mighty Boosh and Luxury Comedy fame! The boys discuss British snacks, Julian's greasy trailer ghosts, what the Queen drinks for breakfast, and why Ricky once dressed up as George Michael. Episode Eight is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are podcasting from De Dampkring coffee shop in Amsterdam! The boys discuss the Red Light District, shrimp wangs, and Ricky's swan obsession. Then the weed kicks in and Ricky and Bubs lose it BIG TIME... Episode 9 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are in Helsinki, Finland, and are joined by hockey legend Esa Tikkanen! They discuss greasy Finnish facts, crazy hockey stories, and how to get a buzz on in a country with no weed. And find out why Bubbles is about to get a boot up his ass! Episode 10 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!

The Boys are back in Ricky's kitchen! This week's topics include the Toronto Blue Jays, talking can openers, Disco Duck, and why Harvard can suck it. Ricky also attempts a daring jump stunt... Episode 11 is brought to you by Dragons' Den star Michael Wekerle! www.michaelwekerle.ca

The Boys are back for another TPB Podcash! They discuss Ships Bigger Than Juniper, Corn Slaves, Kangaroo Vaginas and why Ricky would cut a deal with Cheese Aliens! Episode 12 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.

Randy takes over the TPB Podcast, and he's brought breakfast Dorito cheeseburgers! This week's topics include Canada's handsome new prime minister, green poop, and... cheeseburgers. RANDY!! Episode 13 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.

Ricky and Bubbles attempt to celebrate Halloween in November! Before they get arrested for trick-or-treating, the boys discuss $30 snuggles, space junk and the dangers of 'rocket load', and wrestling croco-dolphins. Episode 14 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!

Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.

Ricky's had a fight with Lucy - is she cheating on him with one of the podcast sponsors? Also: Was Jimmy Hoffa murdered by a sofa bed? How do you fight a toothless shark? And why in the fuck does Ricky have a lampshade on his head? Episode 16 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!

Fuck Black Friday, it's Red Friday on the podcast as the Boys hang out with comedian Carrot Top in Las Vegas! Topics include strip clubs, Petey Big Bird, and Randy's new smell!

This week's topics include crazy drunk pigs, alcoholic ants, bent birds, and money horses! The Boys also try to figure out what day it is, and Bubbles has a 'taco tummy' emergency!

From Central Park, NYC, the 19th (or 8th or 11th, who fuckin' knows) TPB Podcast! This week's topics including how to beat up Elmo, Gus the neurotic polar bear, "Tits & Grits", and why Randy and Lahey stink! And where the frig do you find dope in the "Center of the Park"?

The Boys are podcasting without a permit in Boston! Before they get arrested they talk about weird Boston facts, Trevor's nipple frostbite, space planes, and why Ricky wants a cock transplant!

It's Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky's new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky's breakfast wings. There's also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves...

The Boys recover from their holiday blowout and look back at the funniest and most fucked moments from the TPB Podcast! Highlights include Snoop Dogg, looly chickens, Ricky's stunts, and a hilarious meltdown in Amsterdam...

It's 2016 for everyone... except Ricky! The Boys discuss their plans to get healthy after their fucked-up New Year's blowout, pig gut condoms, and Ricky's Twister boner!

How are Ricky's new year's resolutions going? How does science control daylight? Are there spots on a giraffe's wang? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!

The Boys pay their respects to Grizzly Adams, David Bowie and Glenn Frey, and Julian reveals his favourite dancing songs. They also discuss this year's Oscars, and Ricky's plan to fuck it up!

What's happening to Ricky? He's making 'abacastraca' art, talking French, and doing math! Also: Amazing facts about barcodes, termites, and dead birds, and why Bubbles hates Mr. Magoo!

This week's special guest is Canadian rocker Adam Baldwin! They chat about sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, attempt to explain Groundhog Day to Ricky, and discuss 3D vagina art. Ricky also tries to do a greasy business deal... live on air!

Ricky reveals why he's got a six-foot-long snake in his pants, Julian attempts to phone some TPB fans, and Bubbles tries to get a date on Tinder!

Canadian singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith is this week's podcast guest – and he's brought his guitar! He talks about a trip to Paul McCartney's house, Japanese toilets, and eavesdropping on Elton John. He also plays some tunes with Bubbles!

Something's walking around in Bubbles' eye – what the fack is it? The Boys also discuss space music, how to tackle an alien attack, and whether Ricky could kick a smurf. Julian also calls up some stoned fans while Ricky does some sketching!

Julian and Bubbles take random fan phone calls while Ricky creates more art! Julian also shares some fucked porn facts, and Bubbles discovers what a 'landing strip' is!

The Boys are joined by Canadian musician, singer, and tall tale-teller, JP Cormier! They discuss vagina corks, toilet alligators, dumb cats, and JP plays some finger-pickin' good tunes!

J-Roc is this week's special podcast guest! He takes Skype calls from some stoned mawfks, and chats with the Boys about dinosaurs on Mars, Donald Trump, and nutscapes. RAAAAYY!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are high as fuck this week! Stoned chat topics include Zorro the Fuck Shark, ferris wheel porn, why dogs are dumb, and what Ricky would do if he had four arms!

This week's podcast guest is legendary roadie, party machine and cat herder, Tom Mayhue! He talks about life on the road with Guns N' Roses, ladies, partying, drugs, dealing with Donald Trump... and did he mention the ladies??! Ricky also tries to explain what April Fools' Day is!

This week's special guest is actor Verne Troyer! Verne and the Boys chat about working with Mike Myers, cow tongues, penis fencing, and why Ricky thinks people turn into cream when they die!

Comedian and Trailer Park Boys guest star Tom Arnold is this week's podcast guest! He chats about why Los Angeles is so fucking weird, partying with Chris Farley and Wayne Gretzky, who has the biggest unit in Hollywood, and what greasy thing he'd do for a hundred million dollars!

Kids in the Hall comedy legend Scott Thompson is this week's podcast guest! Topics include Boaty McBoatface, the Queen's underwear, Inky the octopus, the mountains of Florida, and Julian's nipples!

Ace musician Matt Andersen is this week's podcast guest! He plays some deee-cent tunes, and chats with the Boys about Prince, rock-eating crocodiles, and tom-tato plants. We also learn the truth about Ricky's "fingering accident"!

Ricky experiments with fusion cuisine and comes up with an amazing new dish, and Julian reveals some awesome new TPB products! Also: Kevin Bacon's Bacon, pizza in a pizza, and Ricky's Christmas KFC quest!

Welcome to another Professional-Official-Not Fake TPB Podcast! This week, the Boys reveal Julian's Olympic dance team aspirations, sample more of Ricky's fusion food, give Bubbles an eye test, and play Trailer Park Boys Drinko (in stores soon, beef jerky chip retractor not included)

This week's "guest" is a mysterious horse-man-creature who definitely isn't Ricky! Also: is farting a superpower? What is a jerk shirt? Can you hide in a pickle? Fuck, that honey oil is kicking in today!

Ricky's been Googling on the worldy pipe this week! Hear what he's learned about bat cocks, horse wheels, how to bang a lemon, curing bad breath, and more weird shit!

The TPB Podcast comes to you from outside Bubbles' shed in Sunnyvale Trailer Park! The Boys discuss laser nipples, orgasm by eggplant, wild camels and how to make a mule, and Ricky ponders a new invention!

The fucked mind behind "Dumb and Dumber" and "There's Something about Mary" is in Sunnyvale!! The boys chat with comedy legend Bobby Farrelly about pigman cocks, roller skates, and Bubbles’ GREASY reason to visit the produce section!

Wee-Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, and Dave England aren’t just Jackasses, they’re also experts on the GREASIEST parts of the human body! Plus, the Boys ask the legendary daredevils about the craziest stunts they’ve ever done - and they’ve done A LOT of crazy shit!

The Boys are back with a poolside podcast! Ricky discusses the high points of 1948, and we learn what woodpeckers are REALLY doing to your trees. Plus: while attempting to speak Portuguese, Ricky may have accidentally summoned the second coming of Jesus Christ.

It’s Canada Day and the Boys are right out of ‘er! Jacob joins Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian to snack on donairs and celebrate CANADAMAN’S founding of the Great White fucking North. They also discuss the most fucked up things they’ve banged, and the danger posed to Sunnyvale by New Hampshire zombie dogs.

The camera dicks have finally fucked off! The Boys are relaxing with a nice liquor picnic by the ocean, and they’re chatting about Ricky’s new pet seal, Wayne Gretzky toast, and why anyone with a power tool is smarter than Thomas Edison. Plus: Bubbles tells the time with a Liquormen’s sundial!

Bubbles had to skip the podcast, but don’t worry, he is supplying a surprise replacement… and that replacement is a drunk bastard who accidentally ate two weed brownies. Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian to talk about Humper S. Thompson, fish bras, and the traumatizing event that changed the way Randy dresses.

Bubbles is still busy with Axl Rose (or possibly hanging out with Floppy the Seal), but it’s ok, because Randy Bobandy is here, and he brought burgers! Ricky discusses his plan to fight a bear with a salt and vinegar mop, and he teaches us about “the hook” - the best way to pick up women at four-way stops!

Holy fuck, one year of podcasting! Ricky brought a cake and plenty of explosives to celebrate the big day. Plus, Bubbles is back after a few weeks of deals and seals. The Boys take a trip down podcast memory lane and recall the many highs and blows along the way!

This podcash is all about competition - the Boys start out with a tough game of “Sunnyvale Family Feud,” followed by a couple rounds of “In My Pants or on the Ground.” Plus, Ricky shares his views on citizenship, Julian calls Bubbles a “Lottery Dick,” and we catch a glimpse of rare the Palermeeno Shorse!

Unsatisfied with the results of last week’s game of Sunnyvale Family Feud, the Boys are back at it with another round, and this time they are armed with buzzers and fart pianos! They also discuss professional joint rollers, Superman, and his unit of steel. Plus: Ricky gets learnt!

Cory is in the trailer! Grab a bowl of barbaplain chips, sit back, and learn about Cory’s favourite Olympic sports, his own Olympic aspirations, and whether he’d rather bang Bill or Hillary. Plus, third time's a charm for Sunnyvale Family Feud - Bubbles has some DECENT questions this week!

DECENT musician Jordan John can play nearly every instrument there is, and he’s shared the stage with the likes of Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, and fuckin’ PRINCE! Today, he’s sharing a table with Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, and he’s bringing the tunes and a mean talent for Sunnyvale Family Feud!

Last week the Boys asked Jordan John if his father would ever come on the podcash, and here he is! Bass legend Prakash John is on the show this week and he’s sharing stories about playing in bands with Alice Cooper, Lou Reed, and James Brown. Plus - Ricky tells us about the notorious September 2nd serial arseholist!

Last month, Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis was competing in Rio, this month, he’s locking horns in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud! Korey (with a K and E) chats with the Boys about getting elbowed in the wiener, whether or not he’d try UFC, and the greasy shit that goes on in the Olympic Village! PLUS - Could he take down the GREEN BASTARD??

Ricky’s not in a great mood today because, yet again, his car is fucked. The Boys put their brains to the ultimate test with a game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and they debate the existence of aliens. Plus - why does Ricky want to go to China?

Bubbles is getting sophisticated this week with some fancy cheese and some “Punch Me in the Nuts” wine, and he might get his hands on some BANG champagne for the weekend. After the Boys finish this week’s round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, Ricky reveals his artistic masterpiece, “The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu,” and YOU will have a chance to own it!

Canada’s most prolific visual artist is at it again! On this week’s podcast, Ricky creates a new drawing for charity. He also takes a crack at explaining the bullshit behind global warming. Plus - Bubbles is hard into the wine and his hosting of Sunnyvale Jeopardy goes off the rails!

Channel 10’s very own Steve Rogers is the guest on this week’s podcash! Steve and the Boys talk about getting rid of crabs, developing a radio voice, and the choice between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Plus, Ricky treats us to a game of “Neck with, Get Drunk with, or Punch in the Face!”

Julian and Bubbles have been working hard on a greasy new deal and they’re ready to announce it to the world (and to Ricky)! The Boys are making a beer, and they need your help choosing a dirty design for the can! Plus: Ricky has to choose between quitting smoking and giving up chips, but he has a plan.

Julian wasn’t able to make it to the podcast this week, but luckily SwearNet got local prison guard “Gorilla Fingers” as a special guest! He talks about the ins and outs of cavity searches -- why he does them, whether or not he enjoys them, as well as stories about the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”

Grab yourself a cup of mushroom tea, some hash pumpkin cake, and a couple of drinks - the Boys are celebrating Halloween! Ricky, er, Weed Man, explains how Santa and God created Halloween, and the Boys do their best to play Jeopardy before the hash sets in.

While Julian is off celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio, T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are in the trizailor this week! T talks about his cross-Canada tour, and Ricky claims he can produce diamonds from his ass. Plus - can porn dogs sniff out adult material?

Colin James is on the podcash and Bubbles’ bird is out of control! James plays some tunes for the Boys, shares stories about Stevie Ray Vaughan, and addresses Corey Hart rumours. Plus: The Boys weigh in on President-Elect Donald Trump!

Freedom 35 is so close, the Boys can taste it - literally! Beer wizards Paul Dicky and Claude Lefebvre are in the trailer, and they brought samples of the soon-to-be released Trailer Park Boys Beer!

Long-time Sunnyvale resident Marguerite joins the Boys for the Black Friday edition of the podcash, just before the Boys ship off for their European tour! Learn a shocking revelation about Marguerite and Ricky’s father, and hear about the time Ricky met Bryan Adams.

Award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor joins the podcash to talk about the DECENT guitar he built using bits and pieces of Canadiana including Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick and Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle. Bubbles rips out a few tunes with it, and… Ricky sings?!

All the way from Scotland by way of Brampton and Nashville, chart-topping musician Johnny Reid joins the podcash! Johnny talks about the challenges of growing up as a Scottish immigrant in Canada, and he and Bubbles play a tune he wrote for Joe Cocker!

On the last 16th day of 2016, the Boys chat about inventing an alternative to the space diaper, head/body transplants, and how an air-conditioned dome might just put a stop to ISIS. Plus: how much does Ricky charge for stealing a tiger?

It’s Christmas Eve-eve and the Boys are gettin’ on er! Bubbles mixes up some Liquor-Nogs, and Ricky displays some of his homemade orlaments. The Boys exchange gifts and also receive presents from a secret drunk Santa. PLUS: Heads up NASA, Ricky solved your problem!

Seven days of liquor-nog has left Ricky pretty fucked, but somehow the Boys manage to discuss their predictions for the new year! Also on this podcash, learn about Ricky’s new party trick, whether or not Bubbles would bang an alien, and how NOT to use the Shit Sucker 3000!

Bubbles is off in a cabin in the woods with his kitties (paid for by Julian), and Ricky and Julian are reminiscing about all the DECENT podcashes from 2016. From celebrity guests to amazing musicians, to dickhead guests like Randy, it’s been a hell of a year! PLUS: Ricky tries out his new art set!

Bubbles is back from his cowboy getaway! We hear about some GREASY business between his kitties and the barnyard animals, and the Boys discuss the size of cat cocks. Ricky announces his New Year’s Resolution, and tries out his new virtual reality system. Plus: Julian’s got a new non-dirty money-making idea for 2017!

The Presidential Inauguration in the USA has Ricky pondering a run of his own in 2020, and he already has a slogan! The Boys also discuss the genius behind the “Hollyweed” sign, the best ways to harvest kitty fur, and Sunnyvale virtual reality!

Kids in the Hall alumnus Bruce McCulloch is in the trailer, and we don’t know what Ricky gave him! The Boys chat with the Canadian comedy icon about where he was when Michael Jackson’s hair caught fire, the Ten Commandments, Andre the Giant, and much more!

The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!

Ricky thinks he can get into dentistry because they’re basically just mechanics for teeth. Also, the Boys debate the differences between a spider and an octopus, and wonder if Moses was on mushrooms when he talked to the burning bush.

The Boys talk about how they spent Valentine’s Day, Julian discusses more money-making ideas, and Bubbles shows Ricky a thing or two about the piano. PLUS: Ricky takes us under the sea and gets us learnt on marine life!

The Boys are getting super baked ahead of February 2-4 weekend! With thick dope smoke in the air, they discuss the Earth’s crust, where eggs come from, and Russian pricks who are tattooing cats. Plus: Would Bubbles bang Wayne Gretzky?

It’s a spooky and sexy podcash as the Boys discuss banging ghosts! Bubbles puts out a skeptical challenge to supernatural beings of all genders to bang him in his shed tonight. PLUS: Ricky takes on Julian in a loser-takes-Randy-to-dinner game of Jeopardy!

This week’s podcash comes to you from the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee. As if that wasn’t DECENT enough, the Boys are joined by Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Rush’s Alex Lifeson! And boy, is he ever fucked!

St. Patrick’s Day drinking resulted in a complete black-out week that fucked over the podcash streak and somehow landed Bubbles and Ricky in the Bahamas. The Boys try to piece together what happened, and discuss some money-making plans.

Season 11 is out today and the Boys are ready to party! The Boys talk about other DECENT things that happened on this day in history, and they have info on how you dicks can own authentic pieces of Sunnyvale memorabilia!

The Boys are into a few cans of their very own beer - Freedom 35, available soon across Canada! They talk about contaminated cola, John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock, and borntdays. Plus: Bubbles works on a new song about Julian’s sexy muscles!

Julian and Ricky put their friendship to the test as they square off in “The Best Buddies Game.” Bubbles talks about all of the terrible things that happened in April throughout history, and Ricky explains the connection between Jesus and the Easter Bunny.

Well, 4:20 was definitely a success in Sunnyvale! Julian and Ricky went through a few ounces and are in serious need of a lung bath. The Boys chat about banging robots, Donald Trump’s film history, and the Canadian that shot down the Red Baron!

The Boys are still pretty banged up after their trip to Toronto to promote Freedom 35. They chat about Shrek (both the monster and the sheep), Sydney (both Nova Scotia and Australia), and their DECENT new mobile game - GREA$Y MONEY!

Ricky is a weed wonder, with a third lung for dope smoke and a brain covered in years of resin. Ricky signs over his brain to Bubbles for scientific research so long as Bubbles promises no “sexy stuff.” PLUS: Learn how to deal with judges!

The Boys are in a great mood now that the SwearNet dicks have stepped up their catering game for the podcash. They chat about Bruce McCulloch’s birthday, concrete cars, and Ricky cooks up a scheme to design a bluetooth parasite that can be used to control tunas. That’s right.

The Boys munch on Muscle Krispies and discuss Smokey and the Bandit, banana phones, and Georges St-Pierre’s sexy body. PLUS: What did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?

It turns out, a lot of DECENT people were bornt on May 26th! The Boys chat about celebrity birthdays, Budd Hist (the man who set himself on fire), and champagne colonics. PLUS: Why is Ricky so pissed at Disney?

On the anniversary of Ken Jenning’s massive Jeopardy winning streak, the Boys play a game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy using the same questions Ken answered on June 2, 2004. PLUS: What would Ricky do if he was a sting ray?

It’s a wet and wild podcash as the Boys are spilling drinks all over the place (and cleaning up the mess with bubble wrap). Ricky defends flat-earthers, and the Boys learn that Michael J Fox’s middle name is Andrew.

The Boys power through some sleepy dope and discuss the sizes of: the universe, MC Hammer’s hammer, and walrus cocks. PLUS - get learnt on Ricky’s greasy oil change methods!

On this week’s podcash, the Boys ponder the existence of aliens and the disappearance of Trevor. They also discuss the most painful moments in their lives (Ricky remembers something worse than Mo shooting his nuts), and Bubbles gets so high he thinks he has time-travelled!

The 99th instalment of the podcash gives Bubbles the perfect opportunity to tout Wayne Gretzky’s many impressive hockey achievements, but Ricky would’ve preferred 99 joints of weed on the wall instead.

The Boys are on the liquor hard for Canada’s 150th borntday and their 100th podcash! They roll out the red carpet for Trinity, Sarah, Cory, and Jacob, and they’re joined by a bunch of drunk and stoned dickheads from the park!

This week’s podcash comes to you from the front of Bubbles’ shed! In this episode, Bubbles and Julian are amazed when Ricky correctly pronounces something he has struggled with his entire life. PLUS: Are we in an alternate universe, or are we just stoned?

The Boys are hanging out in Ricky’s trailer for this week’s podcash! They smoke a joint and discuss space and time, the trouble with having two eyes, and the Golden Girl they’d most like to get ‘er goin with. PLUS: The camera dicks catch Lahey and Randy snooping around!

Nova Scotian hip hop artist Quake Matthews is in the trailer! The Boys feed him a donair and chat about Jon Lovitz’s bunnies, Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday, and Julian’s yellow sweater. Plus: Who are the Boys picking in the Mayweather/McGregor fight?

The Boys were into the weirdo hash before sitting down for this podcash (and Bubbles crushed plenty of Freedom 35 Lagers). They deal with rooftop seagulls, sing about cockbergs, and Ricky gets a package from Crayola Canada!

Ricky and Bubbles have a bone to pick with Julian after learning he is selling more than “a couple of t-shirts” on TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and not giving them a fair cut! The Boys also discuss Kermit the Frog’s private parts, and dream of lightning-cooked steak.

The Boys are rapidly approaching their USA tour and Ricky seems more concerned about getting “hooked up” than actually preparing for the show. They chat about Mackey Mouse, David Duchovny's bush, and Julian gives the gift of lighter leashes!

Randy (and for a drunken few seconds, Lahey) join the podcash to announce that they will be joining the Boys on tour next week, and the Boys are PISSED. Randy sticks around as the Boys talk about a higher power, and celebrate Patrick Swayze’s borntday!

She’s a rainy day in Sunnyvale and the Boys are trying to deal with the effects of Ricky’s breakfast, comprised of magic mushroom omelettes with weed-butter pancakes. Ricky gets learnt on spelling with “Q” and the Boys sing about the weather!

As the Boys attempt to take this podcash to the next level, Ricky forgets that it is 2017, Bubbles does some GREASY eBay searches, and Julian contemplates burying his buddies alive.

Ricky and Julian consider going back to jail for the winter, and Bubbles asks an ethically complicated question that involves banging a horse to save billions of lives. PLUS: The Boys share some drunk and stoned stories from their recent US tour!

The Boys send their best wishes to everyone affected by the big dirty hurricanes. They talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a huge storm, and Ricky wants to punch anyone named Harvey or Irma.

Julian admits that he used to dress like Scott Baio after learning of Chachi’s many romantic exploits. Bubbles is dealing with a dirty ol’ hangover, and Ricky develops a plan to put a stop to all of these hurricanes! PLUS: Who holds the world record for longest nipples?

Moon Bear put his money where his ears are and shipped the Boys some ‘soft snacks’ that they can chew quietly on the podcash. There’s just one problem - the snacks needed to be refrigerated, and they didn’t do so well on the long journey to Sunnyvale!

Bubbles lays down some ground rules in hopes of having a civilized conversation with week’s guest - R&B artist Reeny Smith. Ricky asks Reeny to sing some “Acapulco” music, and Bubbles kills a rumour about his involvement with the Illuminati.

Danny Weis has played next to Jimi Hendrix, Lou Reed, maybe Janis Joplin (he’s not sure, there were a lot of drugs going around in the 60’s), and many more DECENT musicians. Today, the poor bastard has to sit next to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.

Join Lord Stanley’s Cup and two versions of Jason as the Boys celebrate HELLoween on this week’s podcash! Learn some fun facts (such as - Halloween is held on the same day every year) and watch the Boys carve pumpkins and pound Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor!

Award-winning R&B/Soul artist Divine Brown joins the podcash this week and it’s making Julian frisky! The Boys ask Divine if certain foods can help you sing better, if the Backstreet Boys are dicks, and Bubbles gets a new stage name: BUBBLES SUN MOON!

Ricky hopes to reach the ripe old age of 119, and he thinks dope will help get him there. Julian finds an invention to help with the annoying snacking sounds, and Bubbles declares Julian’s chest to be 100% organic beef.

It’s Elise LeGrow’s first time in Sunnyvale but the Toronto musician has so much in common with the Boys, she might as well be from the park. She plays a tune with Bubbles and drinks some Liquormen’s whisky on the ACTUAL 119th episode of the podcash.

It’s December and that means it’s time for the Boys to start thinking about their greasy Christmas schemes. Julian discusses his own version of Amazon, Ricky defends Flat Earthers, and Bubbles sizes up his chances on Shark Tank!

Julian signed a bong deal for the Boys and Ricky does some quality control testing with the help of some hash… er, chocolate. PLUS: The Boys bust out an old nickname that infuriates Bubbles!

Emmy-award winning comedy writer Mike Rowe joins the podcash to share some stories about Rodney Dangerfield, Andy Kaufman, Donald Trump, and others. PLUS: Learn Mike’s joke that got cut from the Justin Bieber roast for being too greasy!

Randy the Elf joins Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles (well, Ricky is there in body, anyway) for the Christmas podcash! Ricky’s mushroom brain explains the origin of Christmas, and the Boys talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received.

Randy was on last week’s podcash but SMOKEY is here this week! The Boys talk about their Christmas gifts, their New Year’s Resolutions, and Ricky talks about introducing himself to food. PLUS: Find out where YOU can meet Smokey on New Year’s Eve!

Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking. Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang.

The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!

The Boys discuss what they would do if a ballistic missile was heading for Sunnyvale. Julian has a new business plan involving Cory and Jacob, Ricky has some jokes, and Bubbles reviews the entries in his Kitty of the Week contest!

Julian has a cold, Ricky has been smoking too much dope, and Bubbles is glued to kitty videos on the latest episode of the podcash! Who will win Kitty of the Week? Why does Ricky want to eat Puffer Fish? And WHAT is a frost-bitten-cancer-pony-penis?!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles talk about the moon party they had in the trailer park this week, Julian discusses marrying “rich old dragons” for money, and Bubbles picks his kitt(ies) of the week!

The Boys discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, Ricky figures he’d be a great air traffic controller, and Bubbles picks his Kitty of the Week. PLUS: It’s the debut of Julian’s “Muscle Person of the Week” contest, and Julian is PISSED.

Nova Scotia’s own Matt Mays is on the podcash! The DECENT rocker shares some stories from the road, plays a few tunes, and witnesses a very sexy entry for Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week. PLUS: Find out how the Boys spent Valentine’s Day!

Ricky worries there is not enough religion in the world so he sets up a shrine to Santa Jesus God and hands out holy popcorn. The Boys talk about the Winter Olympics, and they bring Jeopardy back to the podcash!

On this super-baked podcast, Ricky brings back 'On This Day Borntdays' and talks about the dangers of a hash blockage! Bubbles has a new game, but is everyone too baked to play? Plus: the Boys call Domino's Pizza to order a... dildo!?!

Ace astronaut Chris Hadfield talks to the boys about floating in space, the hunt for aliens, and flying an F-18 fighter jet like a badass! He also reveals if the Earth is flat! And will NASA call with a mission for Bubbles?

Bubbles brings on his new smartiest friend, Alexa, to try to freak Ricky out and answer some fucked-up questions. They also discover the porno habits of the North Koreans, find out what an El Rey Magnum is, and catch up on Barney the Dinosaur's latest career move... to sex healing?!

Gutzilla's in da house - Randy Bobandy joins today's podcast! They phone the 'King' and attempt to get free cheeseburgers - by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn...

Bubbles is away with shits so Randy "Bubbandy" is here, and he's brought some healthy treats... NOT! The Boys talk about their upcoming April tour, the latest UFO sighting, and whether Randy should attend porn school. PLUS: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 is unleashed to Netflix!

Bubbles reveals he took financial advice from Donny, and has invested in Shit Coins! The Boys also discuss the legend that was Keyboard Cat, Ricky's new favourite holiday, and figure out a new name for Valentine’s Day. PLUS: Ricky’s art is auctioned off to the highest bidder!

The Boys have survived Friday the 13th before, will they get through today's podcast? They discuss their favourite movies (OTHER than Dirty Dancing), who got bornt today, and why sliced ketchup is an awesome idea. Also: Bubbles wants YOUR questions and suggestions for the podcast! Listen to his instructions, then send 'em to [email protected]!

Holy fuck, Ricky is WASTED on this fine 420 Day! The Boys try to remember all the crazy shit that happened on tour, and work out how many burgers Randy has driven into his gut. They also discuss Star Trek, the Red Baron, and why Ricky ended up in Mexico. PLUS: Bubbles sings the Monty Python Lumberjack Song!

For fuck's sake, Julian can’t keep the goddamn episodes straight. Today, the Boys call a mystery guest to make a million dollar business proposal, Ricky thinks he invented morse code, and tries fruit for the first time! What in the fuck?!

The Boys answer some of the facked questions you sent to [email protected]. Did YOUR question make the podcast this week? Also: Julian gives advice on how to deal with a ghost, and Ricky shows off his new gift from Bubbles - a bag scrubber!

Whatchoo talkin' about, Bubbles? The Boys raise a glass to Verne Troyer, figure out how many Big Macs are in a cow, and eat some cat butt gum! Also, they answer some facked emails from you awesome fans!

The computer keeps fucking with Bubbles! The Boys answer more fucked-up emails from fans and talk about dating apps, a greasy Julian wang mould, and the Jackson 9. And who cut Bubbles' hair while he was asleep?!

Ricky gets us learnt about why octopuses are aliens, buying new vocal chords, and why his TV was always broken as a kid! Plus: The Boys talk about greasy-as-fuck deleted scenes from Sesame Street, and their new plan to make a fucking mint from bulk holy water!

The only friggin’ educational video you’ll ever need to see! Today, the Boys get learnt on the difference between stupid-smart and smart-stupid, the similarities between humans and cockroaches, and cockroaches and crotch rockets. DECENT!

It's the Stanley Cup edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Forget the fucking Julianator, the Boys brainstorm some new greasy Julian-flavoured merch, and Ricky also has reason to believe that there will be 25 hours in the day SOON. Plus: why are peacocks fucking dumb?!

Fucking Julian is at it again! He's got a greasy new scheme to make $50,000 in crypto-fucking-currency which involves Mount Everest, a helicopter, and Bubbles. Sounds easy! Plus: Bitchcoin, a cock story, and AI psychopaths!!

It’s officially fucking summer! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!

Ricky has a mouthful of highly concentrated laundry detergent, Julian announces his greasy new pot deal, and Bubbles myth-busts Julian’s latest scam. Just another normal fucking day in Sunnyvale!

Holy fack, it's hot out there! Bubbles is suffering from heat stroke and is a bit fucking delirious! The Boys talk about the deadliest marathon, the boys trapped in a cave in Thailand... and they call Elon Musk’s cellphone!

Happy Friday - the podcast is GREASY as fuck today! The Boys argue about the existence of Batman, vaginas and the things we put in them, and whether sucking your own cock is worth it. What the in the fuck are they on?

Ricky creates a new segment for the podcast, where he tells people and things to fuck off! Julian talks about different types of banging, and the Boys brainstorm badass food names!

Today we have one of Ricky’s favourite rockstars in to talk about breaking legs on tour, favourite tour spots, and all the things he’s pissed on in his life. Greasy!

Hungry? GOOD! Today, chef Matty Matheson is in the trailer to chat about good and bad restaurants, addiction, and how Julian likes his steak. Matty also discusses his awesome new book coming October 9th: Matty Matheson - A Cookbook! Scrump-DILLY!!!

It’s Friday and the Boys are too hungover for this shit! They talk about their alter egos joining the Jenner clan, and the commercial possibilities of Julian-flavoured load beer. Also: Ricky solves the forest fire problem, and there's a new segment called 'Two Thumbs Up'! WTF?!

Could a shark win a fight against a gorilla in three feet of water? How much PSI does a cock have? Have you ever had goat's head soup? What in the FUCK are the Boys talking about??!

Julian looks different today... or is that just Randy with a shitty moustache? Ricky's also got a new look, he's been shopping at 'Valoo Villaage' so he can attract the ladies! The Boys also discuss how to talk cowboy, swearing parrots (RIP Talko), and the best job in the world - sex doll tester! Plus: Another round of Jeopardy!

Bubbles is high as fack this week - he can't tell the difference between a duck and a helicopter! The Boys discuss camping with Bill Clinton, smoking babies, and how many ladies Richard Gere has banged. Also: the problem with Paris pissoirs, and sex in public!

Can Ricky transform himself into DJ Donut Head before his next date? Would Julian bang Anne Boleyn? Why are people in Connecticut getting its name wrong? And which Buddy Holly song should Bubbles' band play? Find out in today's greasy podcash!

It's a gourmet edition of the podcast this week! The Boys discuss dog treats, Kraft Dinner cheese, bacon sex and pig penises. Also: when Julian was as cool as The Fonz, and an update on Ricky's last date!

The Boys smoked something sparkly, and now they're fucked!! They discuss why Bubbles should change his name to Pubbles, Ricky's smooth new look, a paragliding swearist, and whether Iron Man has an iron cock. Also: How did Julian end up with a Ken doll up his ass?

Anyone wanna employ Ricky? Anyone?!? The Boys discuss Burt Reynolds, look at some 'artistic' pictures of Brigitte Bardot, and Bubbles hosts another frenzied round of Jeopardy... with a couple of stupid bastards!

This week's podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can't wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian's ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy...

The Boys are back from Iceland and are full of the (fucking overpriced) Viking spirit! They discuss Banksy's latest art prank, getting high in a submarine, Hugh Jackman's birthday, and butcher Three Blind Mice. Also: There's a runaway winner on this week's edition of Jeopardy... guess who?

"Make weed illegal again!" Alfonso Ramirez, aka Ricky, struggles with the new reality of legal weed in his neck of the woods and fears the worst... Is he out of fucking work, or can the Boys come up with a plan?

The Gorilla fucking speaks! It's a spooky-fucking-dooky episode for Halloween. Bubbles declares he will now be known as the "Kernel"... or is it "Corn Hole"?!! Oh yeah, and the GORILLA NEEDS STRAW!

Ricky narrowly misses more jail time (at least for now) loading up his ole Piss Catapult and firing pumpkins into the crowd! The Boys also discuss Danny Cooksey (the little arsehole from Diff'rent Strokes) and spoon cocks?!

We are to the races! The beer is cracked and the boys are ready to roll. Bubbles reflects on our veterans and gives us his two cents. The boys go through some emails and discuss Grilled Huli Huli Chicken and Ricky considers quality control as weed officer?! Noon to 6 shift.

The Boys got an early start on Friday with a rum and Coke and the stein full of Green Bastard! It's time to get drunk and drink till next Wednesday - and Bubs is six beers in already. Does waking up spread eagle mean something good must have happened?!?

Ricky's grumpy because he fuckin' hates winter - will a spell in jail cheer him up? Julian's got greasy money-making plans for Christmas, and Bubbles is dreaming of having 15ft long legs! Also: The story of Robin Hood and the Three Bears, porn star politicians, and when Bubbles met Miley!

The Bubbler has a new cable hook up and it inspires a new TPB game show! Ready here we go!! Ricky vs Julian its fucking on! Can the boys handle the pressure?! Master or cheater. Reset the ding donger and lets go round 2. Round 3 here we go! Oh and Dick Clarke was a fucking arsehole. Vikings were pansies? Bats learnt blind? Nice to have not must to have - brain nap.

Let’s get 'er going, the festive season is coming and Julian's gonna be Mr. Christmas! Randy joins the Boys and stinks like Christmas spice. And guess where Ricky is right now…?

The Boys are joined by Randy in Steel City for a debate about the present, the past, the future, time change and fucking with the Space Time Continuum. Brain sore yet?

The Boys are back from tour and ready to set sail. One question though - can such a big party boat fucking float? And guess who's bringing a life jacket!!

Ricky not good and Santa is right out of 'er today. Happy Bornt Day Santa-Jesus-God, Rudolf, and Frosty!? Merry Fucking Christmas, from our family to yours!

Black eyed peas, ham and cabbage are on the menu to bring in the New Year! The Boys are licking their wounds from a 12 day bender, and is Bubbles wheeling chicks? Do the drapes match the curtains or does the rug match the drapes?!

Ricky is colouring because he came prepared. Bubbles has a new tradition for kicking off the 2019 podcasts and 2018 can FUCK OFF!! Ricky gives some sage advice on fire works protocol and the boys also cover the topic is Albert Einstein a pianist or idiot? One last thing if you ever got your head stuck in a toilet you need to give us a call!

This week Julian doesn’t want to talk about certain “maneuvers” but you try hanging off someone for that long! Ricky ponders leg extensions and head transplants. The Boys discuss being Tom Cruise, Bubs finds another way to get fucked up using the Ganzfeld procedure, and who the fuck licks a doorbell for three hours?

This week, Ricky’s movie theatre etiquette is called into question - and what's with the parents at these movies?!!… a little touchy. Was Adam Ant a person or one of the fucking Ants? Do sperm shots for back pain work, why you don’t fuck with gasoline or a marsupial with three openings, and what are the merits of corn hole wiping?!

This week, the Boys discuss past actors' promiscuity and get confused about who was bangin’ who, but Bubbles puts that argument to bed - you'll never guess the answer! Plus: Who doesn’t know Walmart sells fucking bananas?! And don’t miss the rare but fascinating process of Ricky getting learnt!

The Boys are a lil' fucked out of the gate after the Super Bowl party! They wind er' up with Who Got Bornt and some trailer park-style Jeopardy. Alex, for $1000 what has 10 legs and no penis?! Also: Bubbles gets a massage!

This week, the Boys have a very special guest with a big fucking announcement: singer, songwriter and guitar player extraordinaire Wade MacNeil from Alexisonfire! Who the fuck was Alexis, and was she on fire? Plus: it's not Valentine's Day without a fight, a lap dance and some kitties! And are certain words OK as long as you have an accent?

The Boys have a special guest: an old friend from across the park who's a one-man guitar factory! Does his homemade machine wind hair, or snare hares?! Plus: find out why Ricky wants a goose neck, Julian's thoughts on alcoholism, and what to do if a snake bites your cock!

On this week's podcash, find out what an erection juggler is, why the Titanic was built like shit, and why polar bears are left-handed! Also: prepare to get your mind blown off your balls as Ricky gets us learnt about the moon!

Did Ricky ever have a rabbit, or was it just a dream? Why does Bubbles want to get microchipped? Has Ricky just got someone fired from Dragons' Den? Can the Boys make a bag from a leg and make some decent scrilla? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!

Grab a ‘Penis Colada’ and join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for a very special TPB Podcast, filmed live on the fuckin’ Norwegian Pearl cruise ship! Jacob (and his waxed wiener) bring the Boys a care package, Ricky gets learnt on how a boat works, and special guest Tom Green gets ‘er done! Also: The Boys hold a Q&A with the drunk-as-fuck audience!

The Boys are back from their tropical cruise - and Ricky and Julian are sick as fuck! Was it the BBQ chicken, Randy's cheeseburgers, or the steak with weird sauce? Bubbles investigates! Also: the dangers of jacking your goalie, and how to avenge Randy for his dirty burgers!

Why does Bubbles want to open a supermarket in his shed? Who was Julian's first Star Trek crush? Why does Ricky want to be a seal? And why in the fuck is everyone speaking French?!? Grab some popcorn (sans Band-Aid) and tune in!