Would You Rather? | Season 1

UNLEASHED TO SWEARNET DECEMBER 21! For the first time in SwearNet history, the fans are the stars! SwearNet’s Sweetheart, Laura D, plays “Would You Rather?", the fucked-up version. Sit back, relax, and don’t get too high as she asks fans, comedians, and TPB cast the most fucked-up questions she wrote while she was REALLY fucking high.

Would You Rather go down in history for going down on a goat? Get some serious manscaping by shredder or seagull? Laura D asks the tough, fucked questions to comedians Justin Littlechild and Jeff Paul!

Portapotty vs. tellytubby! Greasy fuckin' grandparent dilemmas! Garrett Jameson and Lee Schellenberg, get ready to play Would You Rather...

Sunnyvale represent! Tyrone Parsons and Leigh MacInnis face more of Laura's fucked dilemmas, including tooth dicks, butt roaches (no, not Pat), ghost sex, and a picnic from Hell!

On the menu for Rob Pue and Matt Wellman: Prime piss, dead dicks, and Hell's fuckshack! Get ready for another delicious round of Would You Rather!

Trailer Park Boys fans Jonathan and Kathryn journey to a desert island and the jungle for a Sunnyvale death match... and a shitty music dilemma!

BAAAAAMM! Guest star Jacob Rolfe plays Would You Rather - with an improv twist! Will he get down in the dumps with Harry Styles, or sex-shamed at his wedding? He also has some fucked-up challenges for Laura!

Andrew Barr and Danny Wright ponder sexy time with Carrot Top, porno dad boners, and chocolate milk Cheerios with Danny DeVito!

What's the story, morning gloryhole? Jack and Elliot face down dirty mall Santas and unwanted orgasms in the latest round of Would You Rather!

An anal LA mayor, a shit-talking anchorman, and a jazz band in a sticky situation - Rob and Smokey do the dirty on Would You Rather!

AWOOOO! Special guest Dave 'FUBAR' Lawrence battles dick-snatching bears, the Sunnyvale Centipede, and Jeff Goldblum's ass loving hand!

Trailer Park Boys fans Joey and Kareem ponder partying with the Boys, and living the Sunnyvale life! But there's a fuckin' catch...

What's cookin', Laura? Noodles, nips, granny gravy, and hot potatoes! John, Niamh and Laura make more terrible choices on the latest Would You Rather?

Fingering in the bowling alley, Bopping It in therapy, and sexy cosplay with Weird Al/Pedro Pascal... what in the fuck, Laura?!!

Delete those greasy Google searches, Laura's got a fucked new round of Would You Rather! Plus: Ballsack Man vs Sad Spider Man?!

Julian's jail bitch, raging Ricky or Bubbles' babies?! Laura serves up more shit sandwiches to TPB fans Marco and Dotty!

Would you buy a house from a dentally dickered realtor? K. Trevor Wilson also faces nightmare therapy and a naked Martha Stewart on the latest FUCKED Would You Rather?!

Full House, the Face of Herpes and a family video nasty... Todd and Kris plays another fucked round of Would You Rather?!

Thar she blows! Hunter and Chris chow down on trapped limbs, stinky duck penises and... dear Uncle Charlie?!

Harry Potter erotica, cloned willies, and a shitty way to get a career boost - Mark and Adrienne gotta be prepared for anything!

Brian Cranston is hot, Ron Jeremy is not! And is Rod Stewart is to die for?!? Comedian Steph Tolev faces more fucking nightmare scenarios in the season finale of Would You Rather?