The definitive Swearnet Episode list

This week, the Boys have a very special guest with a big fucking announcement: singer, songwriter and guitar player extraordinaire Wade MacNeil from Alexisonfire! Who the fuck was Alexis, and was she on fire? Plus: it's not Valentine's Day without a fight, a lap dance and some kitties! And are certain words OK as long as you have an accent?
Runtime: 40:32 • Published: February 15, 2019

The Boys love getting free shit and just one fucking letter today! Watch as Mike, Robb and JP open fan mail from all over the world. Cobra cream in the eye with a MEGA package! Everything is coming together now…. fucking flip counter!
Runtime: 40:23 • Published: February 7, 2019

This week, the Boys discuss past actors' promiscuity and get confused about who was bangin’ who, but Bubbles puts that argument to bed - you'll never guess the answer! Plus: Who doesn’t know Walmart sells fucking bananas?! And don’t miss the rare but fascinating process of Ricky getting learnt!
Runtime: 37:08 • Published: February 1, 2019

This week, Ricky’s movie theatre etiquette is called into question - and what's with the parents at these movies?!!… a little touchy. Was Adam Ant a person or one of the fucking Ants? Do sperm shots for back pain work, why you don’t fuck with gasoline or a marsupial with three openings, and what are the merits of corn hole wiping?!
Runtime: 37:31 • Published: January 25, 2019

This week Julian doesn’t want to talk about certain “maneuvers” but you try hanging off someone for that long! Ricky ponders leg extensions and head transplants. The Boys discuss being Tom Cruise, Bubs finds another way to get fucked up using the Ganzfeld procedure, and who the fuck licks a doorbell for three hours?
Runtime: 35:27 • Published: January 18, 2019

Black eyed peas, ham and cabbage are on the menu to bring in the New Year! The Boys are licking their wounds from a 12 day bender, and is Bubbles wheeling chicks? Do the drapes match the curtains or does the rug match the drapes?!
Runtime: 31:24 • Published: January 1, 2019

Ricky not good and Santa is right out of 'er today. Happy Bornt Day Santa-Jesus-God, Rudolf, and Frosty!? Merry Fucking Christmas, from our family to yours!
Runtime: 31:35 • Published: December 25, 2018

The Boys are back from tour and ready to set sail. One question though - can such a big party boat fucking float? And guess who's bringing a life jacket!!
Runtime: 33:47 • Published: December 21, 2018

Let’s get 'er going, the festive season is coming and Julian's gonna be Mr. Christmas! Randy joins the Boys and stinks like Christmas spice. And guess where Ricky is right now…?
Runtime: 28:44 • Published: December 7, 2018

The Boys love getting free shit! Watch as RANDY?!, JP, and Mike open fan mail from all over the world. Mike clearly needs to make a point - let's document the buying of shit! Also: Mike performs SPACE KITTIES!
Runtime: 30:10 • Published: December 3, 2018

Our resident cannabis activist/advocate, baker, Mother, and MMAR card holder is back with a super fucking informative episode of Cannabis. Amy starts with a great Q and A session and a sparkle ban is in effect. Dr. IRA makes an appearance and runs through vape vs combustion. We gettin' scientific y’all then getting high in the shed in time for some more “
baked goods”! Don't miss this one!
Runtime: 13:22 • Published: November 27, 2018

Happy Thanksgiver’ - What’s says a lovely holiday more then a good ole’ fashion pie making competition….. one that includes baby hands and some “cooking show banter” about your number of sexual partners no less. Who’s wins? You decide!
Runtime: 4:53 • Published: November 22, 2018

The trials and tribulations of the idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes floundering in the City of Angels continues with Sasquatch in from the woods and looking for her new boyfriend "Steve The Windows Guy". On her way apparently someone smoked a little too much as the Sasquatch gets an offer - $50 bucks for half an ounce!
Runtime: 5:31 • Published: November 13, 2018

Amy takes us through what legalization means for us.... beer and rotten grapes have been around forever... move over!
Runtime: 23:01 • Published: November 8, 2018

Amy Anonymous, your cannabis guru, activist and baker is back with a new episode! We take a wild ride through The Karma Cup, featuring industry-leading people and products from sea to fucking shining sea, from bath bombs (not bongs) to rolling papers. Plus a wicked recipe for a “Baked Grilled Cheese”!
Runtime: 28:55 • Published: November 1, 2018

The Gorilla fucking speaks! It's a spooky-fucking-dooky episode for Halloween. Bubbles declares he will now be known as the "Kernel"... or is it "Corn Hole"?!! Oh yeah, and the GORILLA NEEDS STRAW!
Runtime: 35:21 • Published: October 26, 2018

Another Mailbag, fuckers! This week, the Boys slice into some buzz kill mail, but then dig into some grimy shirts, some hand-delivered delicious wafer snacks along with a wedding invite! Also: JP puts on a gun show opening a big box of goodies from Bean Town. Fucking delicious!
Runtime: 21:49 • Published: October 22, 2018

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles join celebrity chef Matty Matheson to make a working man's meal (and one of nanny's fucking favourites), a delicious rappie pie! Just one thing... what in the fuck is rappie pie?!
Runtime: 13:13 • Published: October 16, 2018

The girls have been at each other's throats so a Halloween prank is required for payback...
Runtime: 4:31 • Published: October 11, 2018

This week's podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can't wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian's ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy...
Runtime: 22:22 • Published: October 5, 2018

Anyone wanna employ Ricky? Anyone?!? The Boys discuss Burt Reynolds, look at some 'artistic' pictures of Brigitte Bardot, and Bubbles hosts another frenzied round of Jeopardy... with a couple of stupid bastards!
Runtime: 36:59 • Published: September 28, 2018

The Boys smoked something sparkly, and now they're fucked!! They discuss why Bubbles should change his name to Pubbles, Ricky's smooth new look, a paragliding swearist, and whether Iron Man has an iron cock. Also: How did Julian end up with a Ken doll up his ass?
Runtime: 30:35 • Published: September 21, 2018

On today's crazy Mailbag: Mike gets some sweet new fuckin' wheels and a liquor lock, Robb receives some erotic edible body paint, and JP gets fully weaponized!
Runtime: 42:06 • Published: September 17, 2018

Yay, Laura and Kaitlin are BACK! They're pumped as fuck about their new season of Cheap Smokes and excited to read all your amazing comments! Well, your interesting comments. OK, these comments are FUCKED...
Runtime: 6:03 • Published: September 13, 2018

Can Ricky transform himself into DJ Donut Head before his next date? Would Julian bang Anne Boleyn? Why are people in Connecticut getting its name wrong? And which Buddy Holly song should Bubbles' band play? Find out in today's greasy podcash!
Runtime: 36:16 • Published: September 7, 2018

Drunk and on Drugs hits Netflix! A SwearNet app! New events for Greasy Money! European Tour! Bubbles & the Shitrockers! Getting DRUNK AS FUCK!! It's all fucking happening on the latest SOTU!
Runtime: 10:17 • Published: August 24, 2018