The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
Runtime: 30:15 • Published: September 11, 2020

Who's the hottie in the heels? Robb, JP and Mike have been busy shooting, writing and avoiding the 'Rona - and have lots of BIG NEWS!!
Runtime: 12:11 • Published: September 9, 2020

Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
Runtime: 28:50 • Published: August 28, 2020

It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!
Runtime: 28:33 • Published: August 14, 2020

The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and fuckin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription is... more liquor!
Runtime: 30:47 • Published: July 31, 2020

Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
Runtime: 32:31 • Published: July 17, 2020

Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
Runtime: 32:02 • Published: July 10, 2020

Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Runtime: 32:38 • Published: June 26, 2020

Does anyone here like fuckin' TRAINS!?! We've got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!
Runtime: 41:45 • Published: June 18, 2020

The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
Runtime: 37:06 • Published: June 5, 2020

Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word!
Runtime: 29:35 • Published: May 27, 2020

Spring's in the fucking air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this cocksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest shitty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?
Runtime: 36:25 • Published: May 15, 2020

Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!
Runtime: 36:54 • Published: May 8, 2020

Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is fuckin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?
Runtime: 25:28 • Published: May 1, 2020

Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in... and he's FUCKING WASTED!
Runtime: 10:52 • Published: April 25, 2020

Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot... or not. And today's Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.
Runtime: 19:02 • Published: April 21, 2020

Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called... GOOD NEWS!!
Runtime: 18:23 • Published: April 17, 2020

Tonight's breaking SwearNet News story: Dartmouth man gets hair FUCKED in home hairdressing disaster. Remember, kids - don't fucking laugh and cut!
Runtime: 15:13 • Published: April 15, 2020

No, you're not fucked up on drugs - by the miracle of the worldy-pipe, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are hanging out in Ricky's trailer! They discuss how to get people to fuck off home, why pheasant might be on the menu for Ricky, and what Bubbles hasn't been doing in his shed. Plus: Where the fuck will the Boys go next week?
Runtime: 29:04 • Published: April 10, 2020

From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News - and look at those dope graphics! Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where in the FUCK is Swearman?!
Runtime: 15:42 • Published: April 4, 2020

Mike Smith brings you his first Coronavirus Fuckaround 2020 update, and has Senior SwearNet Analyst, Robb Wells, on the line to give us the lowdown on the lockdown!
Runtime: 13:01 • Published: March 31, 2020

Once known as Divine Earth Essence, now Divine Brown, Divine all the same, Sunnyvale Shoals welcomes back the reigning queen of soul!
Runtime: 17:23 • Published: March 29, 2020

Did you say you want more Reeny Smith? Here’s more Reeny Smith, accompanied by the Sunnyvale Shoals band with Prakash John on bass.
Runtime: 18:32 • Published: March 29, 2020

Parkdale-born singer-songwriter Elise LeGrow is back with her silky soulful take on the blues, accompanied by Jordan John, the Sunnyvale Shoals band, and a special guest sitting in: producer and songwriter David Tyson.
Runtime: 20:17 • Published: March 29, 2020

Reeny Smith, North Preston choir girl and award-winning R&B legend, is joined now by her sister Mahalia, cousin Talia, the Hallelujah Praise Choir, and of course the Sunnyvale Shoals band!
Runtime: 21:22 • Published: March 29, 2020

Mike Smith and Johnny Naked have been toiling away alone (and drunk) at the studio. Will the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System work... or have they fucked it?!
Runtime: 16:13 • Published: March 28, 2020