The definitive Swearnet Episode list

We've got all the ingredients for a magical holiday Mailbag... ca$h, drugs and violence! And fuck turkey for Christmas dinner - anyone for kangaroo jerky?
Runtime: 25:05 • Published: December 21, 2023

We've got a special holiday treat for ya - the hilarious VANDITS movie streams on SwearNet from Saturday, December 23! A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Featuring a cast of awesome Canadian talent, including Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden, and our very own Robb Wells!
Runtime: 1:33 • Published: December 20, 2023

Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh, srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight, and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter ... all this n more on this weeks episode :P
Runtime: 43:46 • Published: December 19, 2023

Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!
Runtime: 35:14 • Published: December 15, 2023

Introducing the Worst Case Ontario card game, a free Christmas binge, some Manitoba memories of Mr Lahey, more of Terry from FUBAR, Tracy and Martina, and those fucking slackers from Break Time, all in the last month of social shorts!
Runtime: 25:38 • Published: December 13, 2023

Roxanne gets a death threat, Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs... and Colleen gets shot :/ lots happenin this week! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good shoutout to Goldie and Linny,, love yassss
Runtime: 43:18 • Published: December 12, 2023

Watch the fuck out, the Boys are higher than fuck today! Before they totally fuckin' trainwreck, they chat about Bowie the lobster, greasy face painting, and get ready to celebrate some awesome borntdays. Plus: Julian falls in love with... a groundhog?!!
Runtime: 31:23 • Published: December 8, 2023

BrandiLynn started having parties eh. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy .,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident, saved a bunch of ppl
Runtime: 39:25 • Published: December 5, 2023

The Boys are ready to get fucked up in honour of Pablo Escobar's borntday, but watch out for the space cake shits! There's also AI babes, a shitty dead possum, and the mystery of Paul McCartney's polygon. Plus: Julian spends $3.8 million!
Runtime: 31:24 • Published: December 1, 2023

Martina here! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn. AND we fill yous in on Claxton! my nephew. he's 3 years old, addicted to nicotine, and just got his septum pierced!
Runtime: 36:05 • Published: November 28, 2023

The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!
Runtime: 32:21 • Published: November 24, 2023

might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE. oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn, Tracy fought 4 cops, and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA... pumped.
Runtime: 35:16 • Published: November 21, 2023

The Boys get learnt about some really interesting shit today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're fucking up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?
Runtime: 29:20 • Published: November 17, 2023

New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon! We talk about nicknames, and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME PS shoutout to AnDreW HarVeY !
Runtime: 37:47 • Published: November 14, 2023

Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's FUCKED Firehouse!
Runtime: 32:00 • Published: November 10, 2023

Martina here, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those American tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow. Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so much more, all on this weeks episode of Shootin the Sh!t~ PS. shoutout to PEter McInNiS!
Runtime: 30:32 • Published: November 7, 2023

Stealing broads at the Country Night is low, bro
Runtime: 3:26 • Published: November 6, 2023

Had the fuckin fright of my life!
Runtime: 0:41 • Published: October 31, 2023

Vampirate Ricky's done an awesome job declorating his trailer with ghouls, cobwebs and... bacon?! But is it better than Vampire Bubs' corn maze? The Boys also tuck into the meatloaf from Hell, and chat about Pepper X, super-sized seals and the origins of Hallo-ween!
Runtime: 32:35 • Published: October 27, 2023

The day I got the highest I ever got.
Runtime: 0:59 • Published: October 25, 2023

You can't sugar-coat it... working for a living blows. Thank fuck for the work break! Time for a smoke, a brew, and a yammer with your workmates about hangovers and hockey, chicks and dicks, and your fuck-up of a boss!
Runtime: 0:37 • Published: October 23, 2023

The Boys' noses have just recovered from last week's stinky Mailbag... but will the demon stench return? At least there's some awesome gifts including cuddle shirts, scrump-dilly snacks to fuck with, and a package for Big Daddy! Plus: Another FUCKED letter!?!
Runtime: 22:15 • Published: October 19, 2023

Hi it's Martina! On this episode we're Shootin The Sh!t we're talking about whether my new boo is actually married, Tracy's quest to find her father and our new obsession, a beached blue whale!
Runtime: 25:18 • Published: October 17, 2023

Something's rotten in the state of Mailbag - what in the fuck is that smell?! Thank frig there's some awesome gifts in the bag too, including whoop-ass hot sauce and sexy Ricky art. Plus: Is this the most FUCKED letter ever?
Runtime: 21:20 • Published: October 12, 2023

Grab your Sunday beers and give'r all the way! Plus chat about ice fishing, the Calgary Flames and Deaner!
Runtime: 15:42 • Published: October 8, 2023

We love y'all, Mailbaggers! Today's treats include sexy man undies, a snuggle t-shirt for JP and Pat, and a shitty box full of good shit! Also: Cooking With... what in the FUCK?!?
Runtime: 21:26 • Published: October 5, 2023