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LIVE BROADCAST Feb 23rd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 23rd, 2021
It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.
Runtime: 13:32 • Published: February 23, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 22nd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 22nd, 2021
It's Motivational Fucking Monday and Pat's got ankles, nutsacks, and assholes on the brain! Now get fucking motivated! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 22nd, 2021.
Runtime: 9:51 • Published: February 22, 2021
Episode 65 - Gimme An 'R'
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 65 - Gimme An 'R'
The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through, but have a treat in store when they get to the 'meat n pataters'!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
Runtime: 24:20 • Published: February 22, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST! Feb 19th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST! Feb 19th, 2021
It's Final Approach Friday! Let's get together with our best fucking friends in the Roach Nest and take some fucking calls! From the LIVE BROADCAST on Feb 19th, 2021. (FUCK YES THE LIVE BUTTON WORKED)
Runtime: 26:30 • Published: February 19, 2021
Episode 39 -  Ricky, the Robin Hood of Hockey
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 39 - Ricky, the Robin Hood of Hockey
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!
Runtime: 32:11 • Published: February 19, 2021
Feb 18th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
Feb 18th, 2021
It's Drink Fucking Wine Day! Let's settle the fuck back with a glass of wine or ten and milk the shit out of a new fucking Roach Approach!
Runtime: 10:49 • Published: February 18, 2021
Feb 17th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
Feb 17th, 2021
No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day! Hey, anyone hungry?
Runtime: 10:22 • Published: February 17, 2021
Episode 9 - Head, Shoulders, Knees and Gunt
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 9 - Head, Shoulders, Knees and Gunt
Body parts are about to fly as three cloth-eared cocksuckers duke it out in the parking lot!
Runtime: 10:02 • Published: February 17, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 16th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 16th, 2021
Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers!
Runtime: 17:14 • Published: February 16, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 15th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 15th, 2021
Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach! Pat and Mike are in and live (on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy) to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE DANCING? From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2021.
Runtime: 16:04 • Published: February 15, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 12th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 12th, 2021
TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:44 • Published: February 12, 2021
Episode 38 - Teen Bag
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 38 - Teen Bag
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a fucking freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
Runtime: 32:55 • Published: February 12, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 11th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 11th, 2021
The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.
Runtime: 8:44 • Published: February 11, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 10th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 10th, 2021
Welcome back to The Roach Approach! Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day! Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.
Runtime: 9:50 • Published: February 10, 2021
Episode 8 - Me, Myself And... FUCK
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 8 - Me, Myself And... FUCK
The Boys have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!
Runtime: 10:00 • Published: February 10, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 9th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 9th, 2021
Live with Pat Roach for a word on how every day is a fucking holiday, and we hear from YOU for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 9, 2021!
Runtime: 12:45 • Published: February 9, 2021
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 8th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 8th, 2021
Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
Runtime: 11:05 • Published: February 8, 2021
Episode 37 - The Kittyman
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 37 - The Kittyman
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate fucking mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are fucked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!
Runtime: 38:20 • Published: February 5, 2021
Episode 7 - The Black Hole
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 7 - The Black Hole
This week the Boys get down and dirty in a stinky old cave, and turn the air fuckin' blue!
Runtime: 10:23 • Published: February 3, 2021
The Kittyman
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
The Kittyman
There are sea shanties, and then there are sea shanties about kitties sung by the Trailer Park Boys. THIS is that sea shanty.
Runtime: 1:25 • Published: January 29, 2021
Episode 36 - Oscar Mayer Weiner Drivers
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 36 - Oscar Mayer Weiner Drivers
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
Runtime: 30:04 • Published: January 29, 2021
SWEARNET NEWS - LIVE TEST
Swearnet News
SWEARNET NEWS - LIVE TEST
And we're LIVE!!! Mike is drunk and testing the SwearNet App LIVE feature. He and Robb 'The Scoop' Wells investigate some fucking big breaking news about Canada's #1 Sexual Muscleman...
Runtime: 8:04 • Published: January 28, 2021
Episode 6 - Puppetry Fucketry: The Musical
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 6 - Puppetry Fucketry: The Musical
Robb, JP and Mike hit the HIGH notes this week, as the three cloth clowns hit the rodeo for a lil' musical number!
Runtime: 9:21 • Published: January 27, 2021
Episode 64 - Workout Music = GAME CHANGER!
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 64 - Workout Music = GAME CHANGER!
In the Bag today: Music to get JP pumping in the gym, awesome arts and crafts, and a little black lacy number for... Pat? Mike also reveals how Robb got them got busted in Birmingham, Alabama!
Runtime: 37:03 • Published: January 25, 2021
Episode 35 - Big Cheers to Kenny
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 35 - Big Cheers to Kenny
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
Runtime: 32:16 • Published: January 22, 2021
Episode 5 - Desert Island Dicks
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 5 - Desert Island Dicks
Sea, sand, cupcakes and moose steaks... Join the Boys and three new puppets for a seaside smorgasbord of fucketry!
Runtime: 10:45 • Published: January 20, 2021
Episode 63 - Red Hot Chili Nuts
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 63 - Red Hot Chili Nuts
It's the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked episode of 2021. Find out who's gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!
Runtime: 29:09 • Published: January 18, 2021
Episode 34 - Julian's Muscle Wax
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 34 - Julian's Muscle Wax
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on fucking FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost Fuckulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving bellywork to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!
Runtime: 31:18 • Published: January 15, 2021
Episode 4 - One, Two, Three, Fucked
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 4 - One, Two, Three, Fucked
The liquor's flowing as the fabric fuckery continues! This week: We meet three hairy cults!
Runtime: 10:42 • Published: January 13, 2021
Episode 33 - Spoiler Alert
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 33 - Spoiler Alert
Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're fucked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!
Runtime: 30:39 • Published: January 8, 2021
Episode 3 - Bus Stop Baked-Off
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 3 - Bus Stop Baked-Off
Three baked-as-fuck puppets pit their wits and rhymes against each other - and things begin to unravel fast!
Runtime: 9:40 • Published: January 6, 2021
Episode 32 - The Spice Boys
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 32 - The Spice Boys
Fuck you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the fuck happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!!
Runtime: 30:42 • Published: January 1, 2021
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2021
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2021
2020 can take a big hydraulic suck on our nuts - get ready for 2021, and something DECENT happening at SwearNet.com on January 1! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!
Runtime: 0:32 • Published: December 31, 2020
Episode 2 - Kenfucky Fried Chicken
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 2 - Kenfucky Fried Chicken
It's Puppetry Fucketry Round Two, and the Boys have a killer barnyard challenge! Who will be top of the swears, and who's a felt fuck-up?
Runtime: 11:05 • Published: December 30, 2020
App Update - December 29, 2020
Swearnet News
App Update - December 29, 2020
Smith explains how the fuck to use the app, including how to sign up, and how to get your in-app payments to work.
Runtime: 13:53 • Published: December 29, 2020
Episode 4 - Such A Load Of Sample
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 4 - Such A Load Of Sample
Terry's search for his Halifax ancestors is turning into one big fucking dumpster fire. Is his luck is about to change after he meets a regular down at the Legion?
Runtime: 6:16 • Published: December 29, 2020
Episode 3 - Yeah No Have A Good Night, Bud
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 3 - Yeah No Have A Good Night, Bud
It's a long fucking way to Nova Scotia, but Terry's nearly made it! Just a couple more miles down the road. Nothing to go wrong now, eh?
Runtime: 4:16 • Published: December 28, 2020
Episode 2 - Rods Of Steel
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 2 - Rods Of Steel
Terry gets a ride from some actor guy called Bob. He's probably bullshitting about his Hollywood life, but has a great idea for a movie!
Runtime: 6:27 • Published: December 27, 2020
Episode 1 - Dog-Fucker
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 1 - Dog-Fucker
This is Terry. Terry's down on his luck but he's a good guy (apart from his dad being a dog-fucker). But what's he really made of? He sets off across Canada to find out...
Runtime: 5:34 • Published: December 26, 2020
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and Randy take to the stage of the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheatre for a night of greasy fun, fights, and a few home truths! Featuring John Dunsworth's final performance as the greatest trailer park supervisor of them all, Jim Lahey.
Runtime: 1:12:13 • Published: December 25, 2020
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2020
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2020
It's been a weird as fuck 2020 - but whatever you're doing, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles want ya to get into the holiday spirit and have an awesome Christmas!
Runtime: 0:41 • Published: December 25, 2020
Episode 31 - A Very Donair Christmas
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 31 - A Very Donair Christmas
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!
Runtime: 36:19 • Published: December 25, 2020
Episode 1 - Who The FUCK Are You?
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 1 - Who The FUCK Are You?
Three high dicks. A bunch of amazing puppets. Some really fucked-up rules. What do ya get? The Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! Let's get the fuck going with Round One!
Runtime: 10:59 • Published: December 23, 2020
December 23, 2020
Swearnet News
December 23, 2020
Smith has been at the studio for 4 days straight trying to deal with app fuckery and he is finally joined by the boys to update everyone regarding the app but...studio equipment malfunctions push him to the edge.
Runtime: 7:05 • Published: December 23, 2020
Episode 62 - 2020, Suck Our Six Nuts
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 62 - 2020, Suck Our Six Nuts
Before 2020 takes a hydraulic suck on the Boys' nuts, they burst open the last bumper Mailbag of the year... and it's a doozy of a muthafucka! Also: Fried chicken candy - it's a thing!
Runtime: 26:04 • Published: December 22, 2020
Coming Dec 25: Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Coming Dec 25: Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
This Christmas Day, gather your friends and family and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in TPB: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app, launching very soon!
Runtime: 1:07 • Published: December 18, 2020
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour Trailer: T-Rex (Coming SOON)
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour Trailer: T-Rex (Coming SOON)
It’s the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour nobody knows what they’ll say; it's the greatest, greasiest, highest puppet show on Earth - and it's COMING SOON TO SWEARNET.COM!!
Runtime: 0:32 • Published: December 18, 2020
Episode 30 - Alien Mindfuck
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 30 - Alien Mindfuck
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
Runtime: 31:34 • Published: December 18, 2020
On The Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR - Trailer
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
On The Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR - Trailer
Terry's on an East-bound quest to find himself, and he's gonna give'er every hitchhikin' Pilsner-shotgunnin' step of the fuckin' way. Coming very soon to SwearNet!
Runtime: 1:46 • Published: December 16, 2020
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Harken back to the days of Christmas specials past, when the family huddled around the floor model television to watch Bing Crosby bantering and singing about the Christmas miracle. But he's dead now. It’s 2020, the slush is in the freezer, the kielbasa’s on the table and Tracy and Martina are throwing their own Christmas party. So, come and join them with special guests Heather Rankin, Bette MacDonald, Maynard Morrison, Jordan Musycyn, Colin Grant, and Ed MacDonald. It’s an evening of music, comedy and how to make your own Christmas decorations. And despite all the Christmas joy, drama is bound to happen.
Runtime: 1:05:31 • Published: December 12, 2020
Episode 29 - Shiny Happy Scorpions
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 29 - Shiny Happy Scorpions
Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as fuck - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!
Runtime: 31:14 • Published: December 11, 2020
Episode 28 - Pussyvale, Nova Scotia
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 28 - Pussyvale, Nova Scotia
On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
Runtime: 32:51 • Published: December 4, 2020