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Show	Episode	Title	Description
		Real Fucking Reality Show Episode 56 - The Roach Approach	What the fuck is that noise? Could it be thunder? Farts? Or could it be a soon-to-be-ex-news presenter, drunk as fuck with his greasy bag hanging out? Hmmm... Runtime: 6:48 • Published: December 3, 2020
		State of the Union Season 2 December 1, 2020	It's the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS! BIGGGG!! Tune in the fuck NOW and catch up with all the BIG NEWS!!! Also: Fuck off, French Pat Runtime: 14:20 • Published: December 1, 2020
		Swearnet News December 1, 2020	A Special Fucking Report from the Bedford Basin, Nova Scotia. Pat goes beyond the bullshit and asks: Is that mystery barge for sexy sea orgies, or some other fucking thing? And what is the truth behind the royal boob-shaped lodge? Runtime: 6:11 • Published: December 1, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 27 - Ricky the Duct Tape Carpenter	No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's fucked. Runtime: 31:42 • Published: November 27, 2020
		Mailbag Season 2 Episode 61 - Mailbag Killer Book Club	The Boys receive a package from England - is it from the Queen, or a fucking murderer?! Mike gets another bumper box from Amy, and grab your liquor, there's a t-shirt party round at JP's! Runtime: 17:23 • Published: November 24, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 26 - Weed and Hash Math with Ricky	Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?! Runtime: 30:20 • Published: November 20, 2020
		Mailbag Season 2 Episode 60 - The Butt Plug Hour	Welcome to the Ultimate Hot Bag! Pat Roach joins the Boys as they unwrap more awesome gifts, including a touching letter from a US military vet, chocolate bar heaven, pooping cats and 8.26" of pleasure! Runtime: 17:22 • Published: November 18, 2020
		Real Fucking Reality Show Episode 55 - And Now the Fuckin' Re-News with Pat Roach	Robb, JP and Mike critique Pat's recent news broadcasts. Did he pass the test? Did he fuck!! And what the fuck is Pat up to in the SwearNet kitchen? Runtime: 9:23 • Published: November 16, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 25 - Worm Brain Robot	On the latest fucked-up, baked-as-fuck Park After Dark: Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty fuckin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire! Runtime: 31:01 • Published: November 13, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 24 - Seven Days of 007	The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?! Runtime: 31:33 • Published: November 6, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 23 - Tricky Peaky Sparkly Fucky Treaters	Happy fuckin' Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks fucked as fuck?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and the Halloween COVID candy pipe! Runtime: 33:13 • Published: October 30, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 22 - Cracked Armour	That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have a fuckin' important message to share? Wanna help? Visit the Returning Warriors Ranch GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/y54day Runtime: 31:42 • Published: October 23, 2020
		Swearnet News October 20, 2020	Assholes - they're everywhere! Pat Roach investigates the wonderful world of buttholes... and reveals the biggest! Runtime: 2:01 • Published: October 20, 2020
		Swearnet News October 17, 2020	Good ol' Pat Roach has a smile on his face, as he brings us some fuckin' nice news about butterflies! What the FUCK? Runtime: 3:00 • Published: October 17, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 21 - Penelope Cruz and Her Bathtub Booze	On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?! Runtime: 31:16 • Published: October 16, 2020
		Real Fucking Reality Show Episode 54 - Shape Up or Ship Out	Pat's learning the ropes running the SwearNet News machine, and it's driving him fucking crazy! Will he be able to broadcast more than news about cockpigs and fucking up Halloween for the kids, or will he be out on his hairy ass? Runtime: 8:26 • Published: October 15, 2020
		Mailbag Season 2 Episode 59 - From Meagre to Magnificent	Pat's in the Bag and looking sharp as fuck! Before he fucks up another SwearNet News report, he and the Boys check out some hot chips and a Flaming Pie. Also: Mike's Malaysian Man Bird! Runtime: 20:57 • Published: October 14, 2020
		Swearnet News October 9, 2020	TONIGHT: Pat gives us the lowdown on Halloween - jacking your pumpkin, dressing up like a DICK, and how not to get fucking killed by trick or treat candy! If anyone gives a FUCK!! Runtime: 7:02 • Published: October 9, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 20 - Ricky and His Swearing Parrots	Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-fuck questions and more, on Park After Dark! Runtime: 30:53 • Published: October 9, 2020
		Swearnet News October 7, 2020	Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it's Pat Roach's first day on the job as SwearNet's news anchor - and it's all going very... FUCKK!!! On tonight's menu - Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham! Runtime: 7:39 • Published: October 7, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 19 - The Popcorn Boys	Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as fuck today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get fucked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice! Runtime: 30:29 • Published: October 2, 2020
		Real Fucking Reality Show Episode 53 - Breaking Fucking News	Grab your tits and shove a finger up your arse - PAT ROACH IS BACK!! Has he got what it takes to be SwearNet's premier anchorman, or will he run it like the fucking Titanic? Tune in, strap on, and FUCK OFF!! Runtime: 15:02 • Published: October 1, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 18 - Too Damn High	Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the FUCK has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year. Also: How the fuck do you come down from a massive high? Runtime: 31:50 • Published: September 25, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 17 - Bank of Ricky	Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song! Runtime: 30:18 • Published: September 18, 2020
		Mailbag Season 2 Episode 58 - Keep Young and Beautifucked	Aaaannd we're underway on today's fucked Mailbag! The Boys get some beauty tips and wrinkle fixes - but is it for the face or the bag? Also: Find out what nearly gives JP a heart attack, and some snacks that are a real GAME CHANGER! Runtime: 20:22 • Published: September 15, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 16 - Skip the Missus Escort Service	Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?! Runtime: 30:15 • Published: September 11, 2020
		Mailbag Season 2 Episode 57 - Pump It And Be A Bigger Man	It's a serious and joke-free Mailbag today... Nah only kidding, it's the usual hilarious fuckaround! Today: Xmas scrilla, birthday truffles and a sexytime pump! Runtime: 18:34 • Published: September 10, 2020
		State of the Union Season 2 September 9, 2020	Who's the hottie in the heels? Robb, JP and Mike have been busy shooting, writing and avoiding the 'Rona - and have lots of BIG NEWS!! Runtime: 12:11 • Published: September 9, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 15 - Hot Dog	How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as fucked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire with booze! Runtime: 30:42 • Published: September 4, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 14 - Banging Billy Beaver	Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache? Runtime: 28:50 • Published: August 28, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 13 - Helium Hotbox Dope & Liquor Pizza Laser Party	Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some fucked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!! Runtime: 30:11 • Published: August 21, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 12 - The Sunnyvale Bubbles Bubble	It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue! Runtime: 28:33 • Published: August 14, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 11 - How to Rob a Bank, Nicely	Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the fuck are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?! Runtime: 32:08 • Published: August 7, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 10 - Back to the Trailer	The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and fuckin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription is... more liquor! Runtime: 30:47 • Published: July 31, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 9 - $125 or Best Fuckin' Offer	Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' shit, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels! Runtime: 37:50 • Published: July 24, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 8 - Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!	Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'! Runtime: 32:31 • Published: July 17, 2020
		Mailbag Season 2 Episode 56 - The One Hour Special	The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world... with a bumper Mailbag! Find out how Mike's trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP's pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm! Runtime: 56:21 • Published: July 13, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 7 - The Walking Deaders	Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea! Runtime: 32:02 • Published: July 10, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 6 - Let The Liquor Do The Thinking	Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down! Runtime: 32:30 • Published: July 3, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 5 - Deedle Deedle!	Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?! Runtime: 32:38 • Published: June 26, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 4 - Cuddle Dolls and Duck Cocks	Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally FUCKED!! Runtime: 32:50 • Published: June 19, 2020
		Swearnet News June 18, 2020	Does anyone here like fuckin' TRAINS!?! We've got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos! Runtime: 41:45 • Published: June 18, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 3 - People Are Just Fucked	Is it Park After Dark... or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it? Runtime: 41:49 • Published: June 12, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 2 - It's Not Rocket Appliances	The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie? Runtime: 37:06 • Published: June 5, 2020
		Park After Dark Season 2 Episode 1 - Smurfgate	The Boys are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf... Runtime: 32:35 • Published: May 29, 2020
		Swearnet News May 27, 2020	Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word! Runtime: 29:35 • Published: May 27, 2020
		Trailer Park Boys On the Road with Trailer Park Boys Episode 44 - Do You Know Ricky, or Does Ricky Know You?	Bubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or may not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the fuck is Ricky Skaggs?! Runtime: 32:06 • Published: May 22, 2020
		Trailer Park Boys On the Road with Trailer Park Boys Episode 43 - The Sunnyvale Dark Web	Spring's in the fucking air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this cocksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest shitty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web? Runtime: 36:25 • Published: May 15, 2020
		Contests, News & Announcements Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series Season 2 - The DECENT Trailer	Your first sneak peek at the new season, coming to Netflix worldwide on Friday May 22! Runtime: 1:21 • Published: May 8, 2020
		Trailer Park Boys On the Road with Trailer Park Boys Episode 42 - Bubbles and the Piss Mattress	Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke! Runtime: 36:54 • Published: May 8, 2020
		Swearnet News May 4, 2020	Mike Smith stares death in the face (from a 12ft ladder) and tells it to fuck off, he's got News to do. On tonight's briefing: socially-distanced strip clubs, massive murder hornets, and a hard-hitting interview with Actual Fucking Genius, Bill Gates. Well, kinda... Runtime: 12:26 • Published: May 4, 2020
		Trailer Park Boys On the Road with Trailer Park Boys Episode 41 - My Gramson's an Alien	Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is fuckin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk? Runtime: 25:28 • Published: May 1, 2020