The definitive Swearnet Episode list

TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:44 • Published: February 12, 2021

The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.
Runtime: 8:44 • Published: February 11, 2021

The Boys have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!
Runtime: 10:00 • Published: February 10, 2021

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
Runtime: 11:05 • Published: February 8, 2021

This week the Boys get down and dirty in a stinky old cave, and turn the air fuckin' blue!
Runtime: 10:23 • Published: February 3, 2021

The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
Runtime: 30:04 • Published: January 29, 2021

Robb, JP and Mike hit the HIGH notes this week, as the three cloth clowns hit the rodeo for a lil' musical number!
Runtime: 9:21 • Published: January 27, 2021

It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
Runtime: 32:16 • Published: January 22, 2021

It's the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked episode of 2021. Find out who's gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!
Runtime: 29:09 • Published: January 18, 2021

The liquor's flowing as the fabric fuckery continues! This week: We meet three hairy cults!
Runtime: 10:42 • Published: January 13, 2021

Three baked-as-fuck puppets pit their wits and rhymes against each other - and things begin to unravel fast!
Runtime: 9:40 • Published: January 6, 2021

2020 can take a big hydraulic suck on our nuts - get ready for 2021, and something DECENT happening at SwearNet.com on January 1! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!
Runtime: 0:32 • Published: December 31, 2020

Smith explains how the fuck to use the app, including how to sign up, and how to get your in-app payments to work.
Runtime: 13:53 • Published: December 29, 2020

It's a long fucking way to Nova Scotia, but Terry's nearly made it! Just a couple more miles down the road. Nothing to go wrong now, eh?
Runtime: 4:16 • Published: December 28, 2020

Terry gets a ride from some actor guy called Bob. He's probably bullshitting about his Hollywood life, but has a great idea for a movie!
Runtime: 6:27 • Published: December 27, 2020

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and Randy take to the stage of the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheatre for a night of greasy fun, fights, and a few home truths! Featuring John Dunsworth's final performance as the greatest trailer park supervisor of them all, Jim Lahey.
Runtime: 1:12:13 • Published: December 25, 2020

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!
Runtime: 36:19 • Published: December 25, 2020

Smith has been at the studio for 4 days straight trying to deal with app fuckery and he is finally joined by the boys to update everyone regarding the app but...studio equipment malfunctions push him to the edge.
Runtime: 7:05 • Published: December 23, 2020

This Christmas Day, gather your friends and family and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in TPB: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app, launching very soon!
Runtime: 1:07 • Published: December 18, 2020

Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
Runtime: 31:34 • Published: December 18, 2020

Harken back to the days of Christmas specials past, when the family huddled around the floor model television to watch Bing Crosby bantering and singing about the Christmas miracle. But he's dead now. It’s 2020, the slush is in the freezer, the kielbasa’s on the table and Tracy and Martina are throwing their own Christmas party. So, come and join them with special guests Heather Rankin, Bette MacDonald, Maynard Morrison, Jordan Musycyn, Colin Grant, and Ed MacDonald. It’s an evening of music, comedy and how to make your own Christmas decorations. And despite all the Christmas joy, drama is bound to happen.
Runtime: 1:05:31 • Published: December 12, 2020

On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
Runtime: 32:51 • Published: December 4, 2020

It's the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS! BIGGGG!! Tune in the fuck NOW and catch up with all the BIG NEWS!!! Also: Fuck off, French Pat
Runtime: 14:20 • Published: December 1, 2020

No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's fucked.
Runtime: 31:42 • Published: November 27, 2020

Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
Runtime: 30:20 • Published: November 20, 2020

Robb, JP and Mike critique Pat's recent news broadcasts. Did he pass the test? Did he fuck!! And what the fuck is Pat up to in the SwearNet kitchen?
Runtime: 9:23 • Published: November 16, 2020

The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
Runtime: 31:33 • Published: November 6, 2020