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Show	Episode	Title	Description
		Would You Rather? Episode 19 - The Fart Of The Deal	Harry Potter erotica, cloned willies, and a shitty way to get a career boost - Mark and Adrienne gotta be prepared for anything! Runtime: 15:03 • Published: April 25, 2024
		Get Pucked Episode 6 - Recruitment	Needing better players to win the championship, general manager Connor begins to recruit a new top player. However, Dave decides Connor is not the right guy for the job... Runtime: 22:31 • Published: April 24, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 30 - LIVE Season Finale	Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin . This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the show. , nd the audience for showin up and supportin us. For more TRACY & MARTINA live appearances, merch, and more, visit www.tracyandmartina.com !!!!! #loveyous Runtime: 1:10:26 • Published: April 23, 2024
		Mailbag Season 4 Episode 3 - Knives Out	Oscar Mayer gummy bacon! Roll-on candy! John Paul's tangy pickle! It's all happening on the latest liquorice-lickin' Mailbag! Runtime: 18:11 • Published: April 22, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 48 - Happy 420 Eve!	'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as fuck on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is! Runtime: 31:13 • Published: April 19, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 18 - Duck Dick Dude	Thar she blows! Hunter and Chris chow down on trapped limbs, stinky duck penises and... dear Uncle Charlie?! Runtime: 20:50 • Published: April 18, 2024
		Get Pucked Episode 5 - Dildos on Ice	Fed up with players not showing up to hockey games on the road, Tieren takes out his frustration on a player... Runtime: 22:13 • Published: April 17, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 29 - RICKY'S HERE!!!!!	All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it . we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more! Runtime: 43:08 • Published: April 16, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 47 - Tips From The Guy With Only One Good Arm	Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and pissy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight! Runtime: 29:58 • Published: April 12, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 17 - Ghost Boners And Sex Texts	Full House, the Face of Herpes and a family video nasty... Todd and Kris plays another fucked round of Would You Rather?! Runtime: 17:52 • Published: April 11, 2024
		Get Pucked Episode 4 - The Goon	The Coal Miners are desperate to assign a designated fighter on the team, which leads Ryan to have an unwelcomed, but honest, conversation with Matt Colson about his future as a player on the team. Runtime: 24:16 • Published: April 10, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 28 - Karma's A Quiff	Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya. Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad Runtime: 38:40 • Published: April 9, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 46 - Hardcore As Fuck	The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' fuck, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling! Runtime: 29:57 • Published: April 5, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 16 - Dick Teeth	Would you buy a house from a dentally dickered realtor? K. Trevor Wilson also faces nightmare therapy and a naked Martha Stewart on the latest FUCKED Would You Rather?! Runtime: 18:00 • Published: April 4, 2024
		Get Pucked Episode 3 - A Devastating Blow	In the Coal Miners’ first official game of the season, an injury sends everything into a tailspin... Runtime: 22:33 • Published: April 3, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 27 - Life Insurance Fraud, Deep Freezes, And Prom At The Legion	This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still think that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry. Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !! GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!! Runtime: 33:34 • Published: April 2, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 45 - Dancin' Fool	Ricky's a hero! But did he really bust his shoulder in a wild shopping mall showdown? Bubbles also reveals the winner of the Julian SuperFlex contest - and the start of a million dollar TikTok dance sensation. Plus: You can't judge a fuckhead by his rumours! Runtime: 31:10 • Published: March 29, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 15 - We Won't Show This Episode To Julian	Julian's jail bitch, raging Ricky or Bubbles' babies?! Laura serves up more shit sandwiches to TPB fans Marco and Dotty! Runtime: 15:22 • Published: March 28, 2024
		Get Pucked Episode 2 - Saving Connor’s Hairy Ass	After a disastrous weekend of tryouts, Springhill Coal Miners coach Ryan laces up his skates and take to the ice. Can he save the team? Runtime: 22:16 • Published: March 27, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 26 - Martina's Funeral	is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral??! I just want everything to be perfect,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it. We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula <3 and what we gave up for lent! Runtime: 27:28 • Published: March 26, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 44 - Happy And Dumb	Welcome to Park After Darrr.... ah, fuck it! Do the Boys need some cobra venom to keep 'em happy and high? They discuss Bubbles' new life as a penguin, The Shat's borntday, and a very hunky kitty. Plus: The latest entries to Julian's SuperFlex contest! Runtime: 31:00 • Published: March 22, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 14 - Sick Minds	Delete those greasy Google searches, Laura's got a fucked new round of Would You Rather! Plus: Ballsack Man vs Sad Spider Man?! Runtime: 22:29 • Published: March 21, 2024
		Get Pucked Episode 1 - Dave Fucked Up	Dave, the owner of the Springhill Coal Miners, faces financial ruin if he can't convince his friend, Tieren, help with the brand-new hockey franchise. Runtime: 21:26 • Published: March 20, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 25 - The Caper Liberator	In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Runtime: 43:30 • Published: March 19, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 43 - Official Julian SuperFlex Mega Contest 2024	Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes! Runtime: 31:00 • Published: March 15, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 13 - Bop It, Twist It, Pull It	Fingering in the bowling alley, Bopping It in therapy, and sexy cosplay with Weird Al/Pedro Pascal... what in the fuck, Laura?!! Runtime: 22:52 • Published: March 14, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 24 - Cinderblock Through The Pizza Shop	Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the f****n windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for watchin xo, Tracy Runtime: 38:35 • Published: March 12, 2024
		Mailbag Season 4 Episode 2 - Superbag	The Boys are nearly speechless as they burst open the bag today! Find out what fucking awesome stuff comes down the pipe... including the ultimate gift for Sexian! Runtime: 31:44 • Published: March 11, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 42 - Testosterandy	Randy's been working out with a greasy new friend - how does he compare with the Muscular Mayor of Sunnyvale? They also chow down on TPB chips and discuss sharks, Pac-Man, and Spartan knob smashing! Runtime: 31:18 • Published: March 8, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 12 - Hot Gravy	What's cookin', Laura? Noodles, nips, granny gravy, and hot potatoes! John, Niamh and Laura make more terrible choices on the latest Would You Rather? Runtime: 21:30 • Published: March 7, 2024
		Social Shorts Season 4 Social Roundup - February 2024	The Boys are here with The Trades, Get Puck'd, Randy's Reach, Tracy and Martina's Shootin' the Shit, and Laura D's Would you Rather, all in the last February of Social Shorts! Runtime: 21:46 • Published: March 5, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 23 - Winning Lottery Ticket Sold In Town	I swear to god theres bin that many winning lottery tickets sold in new waterford its insaaaaane ,, we woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million , so we're trying to find out who .. Oh, and tracy went on a date at Westmouth Hot Suppers. I got a voicemail from Bev , and so much more ! Runtime: 47:12 • Published: March 5, 2024
		Mailbag Season 4 Episode 1 - Back in the T-Bag	This week: The Boys receive a shit covered doily, some shit diapers, and one omega cock for sharing...and find out whose balls JP's been cradling! Runtime: 22:14 • Published: March 4, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 41 - Fart Gummies	The Boys are fucked up on Ricky's gummies and heading for the moon! Before they lift off, they discuss Willy Wonka, lottery scrilla fuck-ups, and joining the Swiftie gang. Plus: Anyone for monkey jerky and cat pee soda? Runtime: 30:19 • Published: March 1, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 11 - Gettin' High With Ricky	Trailer Park Boys fans Joey and Kareem ponder partying with the Boys, and living the Sunnyvale life! But there's a fuckin' catch... Runtime: 13:22 • Published: February 29, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 22 - Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It	Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd Runtime: 40:09 • Published: February 27, 2024
		Social Shorts Season 4 Social Roundup - January 2024	Holy frig what year is it? Boys are here with Randingo, Matty and Snoop drop in, and we got Break Time, Tracy and Martina, Cheap Smokes, and Terry from FUBAR in a new year of Social Shorts! Runtime: 22:13 • Published: February 26, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 40 - The Trailer Boys	The Boys are coming down from a massive Las Vegas high - but did anyone get fucked up on kratom? Find out what new TPB product they launched at the CHAMPS show, and which megastar (and fan) they met! Plus: Pro tip - don't drive antiques up yer arse! Runtime: 32:49 • Published: February 23, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 10 - Fuck, Marry, Kill, Give'r	AWOOOO! Special guest Dave 'FUBAR' Lawrence battles dick-snatching bears, the Sunnyvale Centipede, and Jeff Goldblum's ass loving hand! Runtime: 16:16 • Published: February 22, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 21 - Bert Done A TedTalk?	We find out Who the fuck reported our exotic spa? Oh,, and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose? maybe. But the big fuckin shocker this week is that Bert's doin a TedTalk in Halifax! Runtime: 43:53 • Published: February 20, 2024
		Get Pucked Get Pucked - Coming Soon To SwearNet	Coming to SwearNet March 20! Get Pucked captures the real, gritty drama happening behind the scenes of men’s Senior A Hockey by following the players, coaches and staff of the Springhill Coal Miners. Through wins, loses, fights and friendships – the men are hellbent to reclaim glory one bloody, bare knuckle one period at a time. Runtime: 0:47 • Published: February 19, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 39 - Certified Drinkers	They've been everywhere man, they've been everywhere... and drank London and Las Vegas dry! Find out what the fuck they got up to in Sin City, and who went on a dancing date. Plus: Shower snacking with Jessica Biel, and truffles that will get ya high! Runtime: 30:55 • Published: February 16, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 9 - Jizz Hands	An anal LA mayor, a shit-talking anchorman, and a jazz band in a sticky situation - Rob and Smokey do the dirty on Would You Rather! Runtime: 15:04 • Published: February 15, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 20 - Valentimes Day!	Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins. We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates, and everything in between. && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1 Runtime: 34:46 • Published: February 13, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 38 - It's Not Stealing Till It Arrives	The Boys had a swinging fuckin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake fuckery! Runtime: 30:59 • Published: February 9, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 8 - O Face	What's the story, morning gloryhole? Jack and Elliot face down dirty mall Santas and unwanted orgasms in the latest round of Would You Rather! Runtime: 12:10 • Published: February 8, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 19 - Sneaky Slimy Bastards	Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead. Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies, everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out! Runtime: 43:27 • Published: February 6, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 37 - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite	Randy's stinking out the trailer today - but he's got some intel on Bubbles' new "friend" Pat! He learns about the five-baby-momma banging machine, AI girlfriends, and how the Boys split up one of the greatest bands of all time. Plus: Ricky brings more fucked animal facts! Runtime: 30:31 • Published: February 2, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 7 - Breakfast Butt	Andrew Barr and Danny Wright ponder sexy time with Carrot Top, porno dad boners, and chocolate milk Cheerios with Danny DeVito! Runtime: 16:22 • Published: February 1, 2024
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Episode 18 - Post Punta Panic	Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south. guess who shows up, guess who got arrested, and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya. Runtime: 42:40 • Published: January 30, 2024
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 36 - London Calling	The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box! Runtime: 31:57 • Published: January 26, 2024
		Would You Rather? Episode 6 - Fingers And Holes With Jacob	BAAAAAMM! Guest star Jacob Rolfe plays Would You Rather - with an improv twist! Will he get down in the dumps with Harry Styles, or sex-shamed at his wedding? He also has some fucked-up challenges for Laura! Runtime: 16:16 • Published: January 25, 2024