The definitive Swearnet Episode list

What in the fuck is THAT?? Buddy van Doodle takes Pug's "Inwood Taste Test" challenge – and he's gonna be needing that bucket!
Runtime: 12:59 • Published: March 1, 2016

Good morning SwearNet! The Morning Show ladies pull a hilarious prank, review the Indiana Jones movie or whatever the fuck it was called, and get fit with a super amazing workout. Pat Roach also has a hot story about muthafucking Mars! Sponsored by Mom Wine - it makes ya cool!
Runtime: 9:57 • Published: February 25, 2016

Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!
Runtime: 8:51 • Published: February 23, 2016

Canadian singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith is this week's podcast guest – and he's brought his guitar! He talks about a trip to Paul McCartney's house, Japanese toilets, and eavesdropping on Elton John. He also plays some tunes with Bubbles!
Runtime: 35:22 • Published: February 19, 2016

You gotta look after your birds! Ricky shows you how to make a stunning bird feeder using apples, power tools, and peanut butter. You're gonna need a lot of peanut butter.
Runtime: 26:42 • Published: February 17, 2016

Pat hasn't got time for this shit today, but he's gonna do it anyway! This week's fucked news includes cloning stupid fuckin' dogs, the Miss Universe fuck-up, and why everyone needs to fart!
Runtime: 8:10 • Published: February 13, 2016

Start your day right with The Morning Show! Get the lowdown on movies we've never seen, a special news report from Pat Roach, and tons of crazy morning fun. Brought to you by Mom Wine!
Runtime: 12:50 • Published: February 11, 2016

Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!
Runtime: 6:29 • Published: February 9, 2016

What's brown, stinky, and tastes like shit? This week's Extreme Fucking News! Pat investigates cock-touching aliens, weed legalization in Canada, and how to raise your shitty little kids!
Runtime: 13:44 • Published: February 6, 2016

The Boys have good fuckin' news and they're celebrating with The Liquor! Find out about an awesome new collaboration with Tom Green, Tripping with Leigh... and guess how many countries TPB is now aired in (betcha can't!)
Runtime: 7:55 • Published: February 5, 2016

Pug shows you how to turn a dirty, shitty old beer keg into a stealthy cheech-hive! Awesome as frig!
Runtime: 13:07 • Published: February 2, 2016

What's happening to Ricky? He's making 'abacastraca' art, talking French, and doing math! Also: Amazing facts about barcodes, termites, and dead birds, and why Bubbles hates Mr. Magoo!
Runtime: 36:10 • Published: January 29, 2016

It's cold as fuck outside, and you've got no money – how do you get heat for free? Ricky learns you how! He also shows you how to cool the fuck down!
Runtime: 16:46 • Published: January 27, 2016

The Boys are joined by Pat Roach for Mailbag! Goodies include a package sent by a cat called Runt, a big dirty package from Big Joe, a new sword sharpener for JP, and... anal plugs?!?
Runtime: 16:24 • Published: January 25, 2016

Thinking of going to a fancy dress party as a hot dog, or sexy Donald Trump? Think again....
Runtime: 3:46 • Published: January 21, 2016

Son of a meat cigrit! Pug, Buddy van Doodle and the crew have a sweet new ride, and are ready to jump 'er over the Big Gap of Death. Hip, hip!
Runtime: 5:46 • Published: January 19, 2016

How are Ricky's new year's resolutions going? How does science control daylight? Are there spots on a giraffe's wang? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!
Runtime: 31:28 • Published: January 15, 2016

Laura interviews beloved SwearNet employee, Jean Marie! But what the fuck does she actually do??
Runtime: 4:10 • Published: January 14, 2016

Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!
Runtime: 7:23 • Published: January 12, 2016

It's 2016 for everyone... except Ricky! The Boys discuss their plans to get healthy after their fucked-up New Year's blowout, pig gut condoms, and Ricky's Twister boner!
Runtime: 29:29 • Published: January 8, 2016

The Boys recover from their holiday blowout and look back at the funniest and most fucked moments from the TPB Podcast! Highlights include Snoop Dogg, looly chickens, Ricky's stunts, and a hilarious meltdown in Amsterdam...
Runtime: 42:00 • Published: January 1, 2016

Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!
Runtime: 8:17 • Published: December 29, 2015

Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!
Runtime: 23:13 • Published: December 24, 2015

Merry fuckin' allmost Christmas! Don't waste your money on store-bought shit, join Ricky's masterclass on making your own awesome gifts for the holidays!
Runtime: 17:27 • Published: December 22, 2015

The girls work off their hangovers with a Hip-Hop-West-African-Latin-American-Flamenco workout routine, led by Cedric the Personal Trainer!
Runtime: 6:32 • Published: December 17, 2015

Dear Santa, do NOT leave these pieces of shit under the Xmas tree! Pat Roach investigates the top ten toys to avoid this holiday season!
Runtime: 7:36 • Published: December 14, 2015