The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Pickles & Jelly are joined by their new friend and neighbour, Cory Smickler! And Cory knows of a super fun way to GET HAPPY...
Runtime: 7:50 • Published: December 10, 2015

Pat's got the lowdown on eyeball tattoos, Olympic nutsack squeezing, those fucking emoji fucking things, and the latest weather for fuckers living in the desert!
Runtime: 9:26 • Published: December 7, 2015

Swipe left or swipe right? Kaitlin and Laura take the live Tinder challenge, and find out which one the men of Halifax wanna bang!
Runtime: 4:30 • Published: December 3, 2015

Pat Roach reviews this week's shittiest world news, including fucked cops, ass-probing aliens, and bee-killing BULLSHIT!!
Runtime: 10:22 • Published: December 1, 2015

The Boys are back from Vegas – well, two of them! They have news about Sportsnet and Netflix specials, the Xmas tour, and what the fuck happened to Smith!
Runtime: 6:08 • Published: November 27, 2015

Ricky learns you how to create a fucking feast using duct tape, tinfoil, and a blowtorch – essential tools for your kitchen!
Runtime: 17:11 • Published: November 25, 2015

Ricky's had a fight with Lucy - is she cheating on him with one of the podcast sponsors? Also: Was Jimmy Hoffa murdered by a sofa bed? How do you fight a toothless shark? And why in the fuck does Ricky have a lampshade on his head? Episode 16 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Runtime: 30:20 • Published: November 20, 2015

Don't worry boys, Kaitlin and Laura are looking after the SwearNet studio while you're away! Nothing has been fucked up. Much.
Runtime: 4:47 • Published: November 19, 2015

Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.
Runtime: 5:13 • Published: November 17, 2015

Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Runtime: 31:55 • Published: November 13, 2015

Kaitlin and Laura take to the streets to raise awareness about a condition that affects everyone. Yep, that means you too.
Runtime: 2:18 • Published: November 12, 2015

Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!
Runtime: 6:04 • Published: November 10, 2015

JP is back in the SwearNet studio – and he wants to chat about something very fucking important! He also reveals the truth about Mike's 'vacation' to Costa Rica...
Runtime: 8:51 • Published: November 6, 2015

Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!
Runtime: 4:48 • Published: November 3, 2015

Bubbles dresses up as Angus Young for Halloween, and shows you how to play four fuckin' awesome AC/DC riffs!
Runtime: 14:13 • Published: October 30, 2015

Ever woken up after a drunken night out and can't remember what happened? This probably happened.
Runtime: 4:22 • Published: October 29, 2015

Hooooly Shiiiiit! The crew from Vice witness the most fucked-up motorcycle jump they'll ever see!
Runtime: 2:37 • Published: October 27, 2015

Just when you finally get a cute guy's number, something shitty happens!
Runtime: 1:59 • Published: October 22, 2015

Well frig my cigrits, Pug has gone into the hair-styling business! His first customer - Buddy van Doodle. Waxy waxy!
Runtime: 17:48 • Published: October 20, 2015

The Boys are back in Ricky's kitchen! This week's topics include the Toronto Blue Jays, talking can openers, Disco Duck, and why Harvard can suck it. Ricky also attempts a daring jump stunt... Episode 11 is brought to you by Dragons' Den star Michael Wekerle! www.michaelwekerle.ca
Runtime: 31:54 • Published: October 16, 2015

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are in Helsinki, Finland, and are joined by hockey legend Esa Tikkanen! They discuss greasy Finnish facts, crazy hockey stories, and how to get a buzz on in a country with no weed. And find out why Bubbles is about to get a boot up his ass! Episode 10 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
Runtime: 32:54 • Published: October 9, 2015

Can't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on controlling your dope habit, and why you should keep your lust in check on a first date.
Runtime: 5:19 • Published: September 29, 2015

Sam tries a Rocklock dab and God's Green Crack, and feels great... But then he starts to get REALLY fucked up!
Runtime: 16:46 • Published: September 28, 2015

Just how much fucking trouble did Nelson get into after Pug's impromptu peppermint schnapps party? And does he remember what he did to Buddy van Doodle?!
Runtime: 7:31 • Published: September 28, 2015

Part two of the High Fuckers' interview on the Todd Shapiro Show. Amy Anonymous talks about shatter, and gives us the A-Z of the most awesome fucking strains!
Runtime: 21:56 • Published: September 28, 2015

On the brink of disaster, Sam takes a toke break while Amy bakes some Shortbread Cookies. Will Sam make it back to the table to partake once more before this episode ends? Watch and find out fuckers!
Runtime: 11:40 • Published: September 28, 2015

Sam and Amy hit the bong with Master Kush. Can Sam handle it?
Runtime: 13:58 • Published: September 28, 2015