The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Can The Roach play a uke? And who the fuck is this fuzzy stranger? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 3rd, 2022.
Runtime: 16:19 • Published: February 3, 2022

G.I. Roach is here to bring the fucking Bacon and answer your Twitter and Tiktok questions! Also: does Mike like the D (minor)? From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, February 1st, 2022.
Runtime: 24:27 • Published: February 1, 2022

In the Bag today: Mike's too sexy for his t-shirt, Robb gets a golden vagina, and Julian's glass gets an upgrade! Plus: Chipper takes you deep into the Bag!
Runtime: 22:16 • Published: January 31, 2022

Monkeying the fuck around in the Roach Nest with Mike, JP, and David Zombie, it's fucking Final Approach Friday: now with more news on upcoming TPB projects, and goddamn kazoos! From the LIVE broadcast on January 28th, 2022.
Runtime: 42:57 • Published: January 28, 2022

This one's gonna be a real shitshow, but The Roach is milking it for all it's worth! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, January 27th, 2022.
Runtime: 14:50 • Published: January 27, 2022

In the Bag this week: The Lobster Mafia, a weed angel, a wedding invite, and chips, chips, fuckin' chips! Also: Mike, you're saying 'dried plantain' too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80-90 times, man?
Runtime: 24:09 • Published: January 26, 2022

Tracy’s mother Roxy had been takin dirty pictures of herself for years, ever since her waitressing days. I’m surprised they finally got leaked, too funny! I love Roxy, she’s a riot but Tracy was mortified when she fount out that not only was her Mother all over the internet flauntin her bombs, but she she had a secret boy toy that Tracy knew all too well.
Runtime: 30:05 • Published: January 25, 2022

We got pencils, cake, Swearman and Scorpion: here's the last week in social shorts!
Runtime: 14:53 • Published: January 24, 2022

Bubbles is excited to get his rig licence and hit the fackin' road. There's just one problem - he can't see jack shit!
Runtime: 2:25 • Published: January 20, 2022

Tracy here, and I don’t even know what to say about this episode. Nanny Carla and her “grandson” Dustin are dysfunctional as fuck. When Carla’s dog Missy went M.I.A. she called us goin on like a nut sayin that she needed someone to go find it. I could’ve cared less to go look but Martina convinced me, at least we got paid decent.
Runtime: 28:54 • Published: January 18, 2022

FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!
Runtime: 37:32 • Published: January 14, 2022

Wayne’s hot. Tracy don’t like me sayin that cause that’s her cousnt but I don’t care. I know he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but what happened to Wayne while he was moving back from Alberta just hurts my heart. Yous gotta keep an eye on moving companies, eh? Slimy. Anyway, I think I was able to help Wayne in more ways than one…
Runtime: 31:57 • Published: January 11, 2022

2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Runtime: 31:54 • Published: January 7, 2022

Tracy here, so listen, our frienemy Cheryl is greedy as hell… Plus her heads fuckin shot. Her husband Snooker is right sweet too, like an awesome human. So, after Snooker’s mother Bunny croaked you know Cheryl had to go lookin for her piece of the pie, in the form of a winning lottery ticket. Oh, I think she got possessed by the Devil too… Ever freaky!
Runtime: 26:40 • Published: January 4, 2022

Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
Runtime: 33:10 • Published: December 31, 2021

In the final episode, the guys discuss their knowledge of female anatomy... but are they qualified to deliver a baby?!
Runtime: 20:04 • Published: December 29, 2021

Fonzographs, Ricky Brown, Reveen, Script Vs Scene, jail fitness with Terry, Mounties, and the Sunnyvale Meaning of Christmas, all in the last week of holiday social shorts!
Runtime: 12:07 • Published: December 27, 2021

It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year...
Runtime: 35:59 • Published: December 24, 2021

Wish you were a kid again? The magic of Toys R Us, Hammer pants, school dance boners... being an adult fucking sucks!
Runtime: 20:21 • Published: December 22, 2021

HEYYYY! JP is happy (and hard) as fuck as he gets an awesome gift this week! There's also treats from Tesla, Harley-Davidson, a talented t-shirt artist and... Rudi?! Also: Pat gets busted for peddling pucks!
Runtime: 21:54 • Published: December 20, 2021

Live from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive fuckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a shitload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.
Runtime: 4:00:18 • Published: December 19, 2021

Coming soon to SwearNet: Cape Breton comedy duo Tracy and Martina's new show, Dirty Deeds!
Runtime: 0:34 • Published: December 14, 2021

It's an extra-special festive holiday livestream celebrating 100(?) RIVETING Roach Approaches, with the Boys taking calls in the Nest -- and Pat in an awesome-as-shit cockroach costume! Time for bagels, pastries, and gingerbread destruction! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 10th, 2021.
Runtime: 35:12 • Published: December 10, 2021

The guys reminisce about their best (and shittiest) cars, the art of backseat banging, and outsmarting the cops!
Runtime: 20:22 • Published: December 8, 2021

Don't fucking soil yourselves, Pat's a NINJA MINER! Microwave some food while Pat brings you RIVETING ninja facts and sweet ninja moves! Also: the secret fucking history of salami tugboats. From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, December 6th, 2021.
Runtime: 17:48 • Published: December 6, 2021

It's about smoking and swearing, script vs. scene, superpowers, sauce, samsquanches, and shrooms, so let guy bonds be guy bonds and stop to smell the flowers in the last week of social shorts!
Runtime: 7:46 • Published: December 6, 2021