The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy shit, Park After Dark is getting fucked up today! The Boys chat about a really shitty doctor, fucked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
Runtime: 31:53 • Published: December 3, 2021

Last week in social shorts: the boys eat hot chip and cry, Ricky gets us learnt on making gravy, Julian watches someone work smart, Bubbles is the last piece of a puzzle, and we see a special vintage "Script vs. Scene" — plus a quick triple sneak peek at an upcoming new Jail Short with Terry! Also: BOBBY TURKALINO.
Runtime: 11:48 • Published: November 29, 2021

The Boys get a Saturday night puzzle challenge, hoop-busting holy hot sauce, and try the ultimate hot chip! Also: Wanna hire the Boys? That'll be ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Runtime: 30:37 • Published: November 22, 2021

Get yer mouse ears on, the Boys are taking calls and hotdogging in the Roach Nest for Final Approach Friday, but what the FUCK is that smellin' I smell?! From the LIVE broadcast on November 19th, 2021.
Runtime: 32:17 • Published: November 19, 2021

Eat a baklava and unfriend a cunt, the Roach is going...under the fucking sea! Also: know any good farm jokes? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 17th, 2021.
Runtime: 16:34 • Published: November 17, 2021

Crikey mates, today the Roach pays tribute to Steve Irwin, serves up some mouldy bundt cake, and gets some fucking drum lessons! Also: is this the last season of The Roach Approach?! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 15th, 2021.
Runtime: 22:00 • Published: November 15, 2021

Gather round the Roach Nest for Happy Hour Day, taking calls with Pat, JP, Robb, Mike, and fuckloads of french dip and pizza with everything on it (except anchovies)—it's Final Approach Friday, fuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 12th, 2021.
Runtime: 37:53 • Published: November 12, 2021

The Roach: as heavy metal as Smith's right nut! Also: origami, tempranillo, Mike's poppy protips, and what the fuck is a homunculus? Recorded (due to live stream fuckery!) on Thursday, November 11th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:47 • Published: November 11, 2021

Why the hell didn't Pat go to the damn Art Museum today, and how the FUCK do you play Scrapple? Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 9th, 2021.
Runtime: 23:58 • Published: November 9, 2021

Get 'er out buddy, what's in today's sexy Mailbag? Scratchin' Bruce Lee, blue-flavoured blue food, and a dead owl! Plus: Mike wins $10K on a scratch card!
Runtime: 28:50 • Published: November 8, 2021

Final Approach Friday means giant-ass Roach donuts, plates fuckin full of nachos, and calls with The Boys in the Roach Nest! And perhaps a RIVETING game of Monopoly? Also Pat's now a ginger. From the LIVE broadcast on November 5th, 2021.
Runtime: 26:52 • Published: November 5, 2021

Cluck cluck, shitchickens, this Pharaoh-ass lookin motherfucker's got stout! And we got some Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, November 4th, 2021.
Runtime: 21:05 • Published: November 3, 2021

Roachnak the Magnificunt prophesies cookies, deviled fucking eggs, mystery hands--and a Twitter Tuesday shakeup as we bring in some TikToks! Also: bacon fan! From the LIVE broadcast on November 2nd, 2021.
Runtime: 27:22 • Published: November 2, 2021

In the Bag today: JP gets excited about a big shiny chopper - but who the fuck sent it? The Boys also experience a bunch of life-changing snacks, and Mike celebrates another fucking birthday!
Runtime: 30:13 • Published: November 1, 2021

Pat "Frankencunt" Roach and Mike "Sheila Roberts" Smith welcome you to a spooky special Halloween Final Approach Friday, along with JP "Not In Costume" Tremblay, Robb "Also Not In Costume" Wells, and a shitload of grease! From the LIVE broadcast on October 29th, 2021.
Runtime: 32:25 • Published: October 29, 2021

Cocaine, pills heroin - stay away from those dirty old drugs boys, otherwise you'll end up like... Gorilla Fingers?!
Runtime: 6:38 • Published: October 28, 2021

Howl at the moon, ya shitwolves, The Roach is here with pudding and pie, and a pumpkin that might just get fucked! Also: Twitter Tuesday…but Pat wants to mix that up? From the LIVE broadcast on October 26th, 2021.
Runtime: 26:50 • Published: October 26, 2021

No 'shrooms or ecstasy in the Mailbag today Boys, but we've got kickass hot sauce and Japanese incense that smells like shit! Also: Chicken chips from Down Under!
Runtime: 33:03 • Published: October 25, 2021

The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life fuckin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as FUCK...
Runtime: 32:32 • Published: October 22, 2021

The inmates smell like a bunch of fucking animals! It's time for a masterclass in cleanliness with Gorilla Fingers. Get ready to scrub up, boys!
Runtime: 5:18 • Published: October 21, 2021

Pat's dressed like a fucking dork for Twitter Tuesday, now get a gin and tonic and evaluate your damn life! Also: meet our *mysterious* new crew member. From the LIVE broadcast on October 19th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:19 • Published: October 19, 2021

Here we fuckin' go - another mystery package from Rudi! Mike attempts a Harry Styles song, JP gets hard for Pop Tarts, and Robb gets cocks for mackerel! Also: How to get your hands on a Mailbag Mystery Box...
Runtime: 28:16 • Published: October 18, 2021

Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my fuck, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!
Runtime: 32:21 • Published: October 15, 2021

As a great artist once said: there are no mistakes, just happy accidents. He obviously never had the fucked inmates of Sunnyvale Correctional Facility in his class...
Runtime: 7:45 • Published: October 14, 2021

SNN covers the launch of Blue Origin NS-18 with William FUCKING Shatner going to space! From the LIVE broadcast on October 13th, 2021.
Runtime: 31:19 • Published: October 13, 2021

Thongs, balloons, MREs, pickled eggs, astronauts, samsquanches, and a workin' cat! Last week of social shorts, let's go.
Runtime: 5:26 • Published: October 11, 2021