The definitive Swearnet Episode list

What's it like being a Roach Approach intern? Ain't all fuckin chicken wings and chili dogs, bud! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 29th, 2021.
Runtime: 17:39 • Published: July 29, 2021

Pat is WET and WILD today, so pop a couple beers, grab a greasy fucking cheeseburger or two, and slip and slide right in to the Roach Approach's own damn WATER PARK! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 28th, 2021.
Runtime: 16:52 • Published: July 28, 2021

Know any old jokes? Tell them to ol' Pat over a shitcuterie board and a glass of wine! Deeeecent! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 26th, 2021.
Runtime: 22:45 • Published: July 26, 2021

Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
Runtime: 31:55 • Published: July 23, 2021

Taking classes in jail sucks, especially this one! Are Ricky and Julian gonna feel the burn?
Runtime: 5:40 • Published: July 22, 2021

Today's fortune says: cake and lace for the Roach, sucker! Also: motherfuckin' Twitter Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 20th, 2021.
Runtime: 25:46 • Published: July 20, 2021

Bacon's on the grill, Mike's at the console, Leigh's in the Nest and Pat's got tats! It's Final Approach Friday on Roach Approach number 50! From the LIVE broadcast on July 16th, 2021.
Runtime: 40:26 • Published: July 16, 2021

Get yer disco shoes on, fucking dorks, it's time for some...Thursday Night Fever? HORSE COCK! Also: yet another shitload of food! From the LIVE broadcast on July 15th, 2021.
Runtime: 25:40 • Published: July 15, 2021

With nothing on but shoes and a backpack and a spring in his fucking step, Pat is nude and rude and out and about! Hope you don't mind tan lines! Also: sharks. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 14th, 2021.
Runtime: 19:40 • Published: July 14, 2021

Hear ye hear ye, the ROACH is on the fucking APPROACH! Now learn what the fuck Pat can do with an Etch-a-Sketch and a paper bag! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 12th, 2021.
Runtime: 18:21 • Published: July 12, 2021

Final Approach Friday, and we have a special guest in the Roach Nest: Leigh McInnis! And kabobs! And...a fucking piano? From the LIVE broadcast on July 9th, 2021.
Runtime: 37:42 • Published: July 9, 2021

Today the Roach is gonna eat fucking goddamn massive ice cream sundaes, show some Roach Clips, and do a fucking science experiment! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 8th, 2021.
Runtime: 14:15 • Published: July 8, 2021

Today's Roach Approach is dive bars, a metric fuckton of food, and something called...Bonza Bottler? Pat, wipe ya fuckin mouth! From the LIVE broadcast on July 7th, 2021.
Runtime: 18:04 • Published: July 7, 2021

Get a bikini on yer tits and swing yer hips, the Roach is fuckin' back, baby! From the LIVE broadcast on July 5th, 2021.
Runtime: 15:54 • Published: July 5, 2021

Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
Runtime: 33:44 • Published: July 2, 2021

Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag - but with all the fucking autograph requests, the Boys have got work to do! But they do get to feast on squeezy cheese, ketchup Pringles and fuck gummies. Also: Who's brave enough to eat a salt & vinegar cricket?
Runtime: 44:25 • Published: June 28, 2021

Ricky's desperate to look at pictures of bush - and he doesn't mean the landscape photos in the National Geographic! Can Bubbles lend a hand?
Runtime: 7:33 • Published: June 24, 2021

Fuck the Olympics, it's the annual Pop-O-Matic game tournament at the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility! Can Terry's lucky thumb win Julian some serious coin?
Runtime: 6:14 • Published: June 17, 2021

Let's get into the fucking goods on the latest Mailbag! There's Newfie booze, Sheryl Crow (the singer, not the crow), and the BIGGEST package ever. But someone's getting jack shit...
Runtime: 24:07 • Published: June 15, 2021

Ricky has a new medical complaint - what the fuck is up with him this time? Bubbles rushes to the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility to investigate...
Runtime: 8:19 • Published: June 10, 2021

Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a fucking shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas -- and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what the fuck's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.
Runtime: 35:48 • Published: June 4, 2021

Shhhh! This week, the puppets find themselves in the worst place to be spilling fucked-up secrets! Who's going straight to Puppet Hell?
Runtime: 10:53 • Published: June 2, 2021

Ricky's having a bad morning. An unwelcome piss boner, no ice cream for breakfast... This jail fucking SUCKS!!
Runtime: 5:29 • Published: May 27, 2021

Feeling temptated by your neighbour's spouse? Join your hands with Ricky Brown and send that muthafucka Satan back to Hell! Put yo HANDS UP!!!
Runtime: 12:32 • Published: May 23, 2021

Ricky has given Bubbles the task of looking after his weed plants. Easy, huh? Just give 'em some red, green, and blue. But which is which?
Runtime: 10:24 • Published: May 20, 2021

What is God telling us? Ricky Brown don't know! But He leads us not into temptation, like doing bank robberies and shit. Hold onto the walls of Salvation for Ricky's most kickass sermon yet!
Runtime: 12:29 • Published: May 16, 2021