The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Julian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can't be fucking bothered!
Runtime: 6:39 • Published: January 26, 2016

The Boys pay their respects to Grizzly Adams, David Bowie and Glenn Frey, and Julian reveals his favourite dancing songs. They also discuss this year's Oscars, and Ricky's plan to fuck it up!
Runtime: 35:45 • Published: January 22, 2016

Got no money, but wanna get extra high? Using simple fucking science, Ricky creates some awesome pipes from bottles, fruit, and pepperoni cocks!
Runtime: 18:53 • Published: January 20, 2016

What's in that big fucking box?! The Boys also receive more goodies from Thailand, a magazine from Venus, and the gift of FIRE!
Runtime: 20:32 • Published: January 18, 2016

How are Ricky's new year's resolutions going? How does science control daylight? Are there spots on a giraffe's wang? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!
Runtime: 31:28 • Published: January 15, 2016

It's the first Mailbag of 2016, and the Boys have some fucking catching up to do! Today's gifts include a big dirty pepperoni, a whole new wardrobe for Mike, "pee-cans"... and a Notice of Seizure from the Canadian Border dicks. Fuck!!
Runtime: 20:36 • Published: January 13, 2016

It's 2016 for everyone... except Ricky! The Boys discuss their plans to get healthy after their fucked-up New Year's blowout, pig gut condoms, and Ricky's Twister boner!
Runtime: 29:29 • Published: January 8, 2016

Hey girls, wanna look like Marilyn Monroe? Let makeup expert Kaitlin show you how, as she transforms Laura into the blonde movie goddess!
Runtime: 3:46 • Published: January 7, 2016

This week, Pickles & Jelly learn that swearing is wrong and you should never fucking do it! And Uncle Terry drops by with a bag of white magic...
Runtime: 11:01 • Published: December 31, 2015

It's Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky's new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky's breakfast wings. There's also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves...
Runtime: 34:55 • Published: December 25, 2015

Ricky creates a candy treat for baby Mo, and some fancy gifts the ladies will love. He also learns us how to clean up the workshop!
Runtime: 14:12 • Published: December 23, 2015

The Boys are podcasting without a permit in Boston! Before they get arrested they talk about weird Boston facts, Trevor's nipple frostbite, space planes, and why Ricky wants a cock transplant!
Runtime: 24:16 • Published: December 18, 2015

Julian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!
Runtime: 7:06 • Published: December 15, 2015

From Central Park, NYC, the 19th (or 8th or 11th, who fuckin' knows) TPB Podcast! This week's topics including how to beat up Elmo, Gus the neurotic polar bear, "Tits & Grits", and why Randy and Lahey stink! And where the frig do you find dope in the "Center of the Park"?
Runtime: 28:39 • Published: December 11, 2015

Julian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!
Runtime: 7:35 • Published: December 8, 2015

This week's topics include crazy drunk pigs, alcoholic ants, bent birds, and money horses! The Boys also try to figure out what day it is, and Bubbles has a 'taco tummy' emergency!
Runtime: 31:14 • Published: December 4, 2015

Ricky has the help of a safety inspector (well, Bubbles) for this week's episode. And he's gonna fucking need it, because today's lesson is all about how to make fire!
Runtime: 24:55 • Published: December 2, 2015

The Boys are back from Vegas – well, two of them! They have news about Sportsnet and Netflix specials, the Xmas tour, and what the fuck happened to Smith!
Runtime: 6:08 • Published: November 27, 2015

Join kids' entertainers Pickles and Jelly for songs and jokes, arts and crafts, liquor and crack pipes! Wait, what the fuck...
Runtime: 8:46 • Published: November 26, 2015

Lahey downs a famous rum from 'Trinibag & Tobagel' – and he's determined to get drunk as fuck before his performance tonight at the Blandford Recreation Centre!
Runtime: 3:45 • Published: November 23, 2015

Ricky's had a fight with Lucy - is she cheating on him with one of the podcast sponsors? Also: Was Jimmy Hoffa murdered by a sofa bed? How do you fight a toothless shark? And why in the fuck does Ricky have a lampshade on his head? Episode 16 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Runtime: 30:20 • Published: November 20, 2015

Ricky gets you learnt on how to deal with those six-legged fuckfaces we call ants!
Runtime: 8:47 • Published: November 18, 2015

Jim Lahey extols the virtues of Christan Brothers Brandy – just don't drink it in church!
Runtime: 5:07 • Published: November 16, 2015

Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Runtime: 31:55 • Published: November 13, 2015

Are you drunk and high and craving a grilled cheese sandwich? Ricky shows you how to make a perfect snack that doesn't taste like shit!
Runtime: 11:59 • Published: November 11, 2015

Ricky and Bubbles attempt to celebrate Halloween in November! Before they get arrested for trick-or-treating, the boys discuss $30 snuggles, space junk and the dangers of 'rocket load', and wrestling croco-dolphins. Episode 14 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Runtime: 31:24 • Published: November 6, 2015