The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Bubbles is getting sophisticated this week with some fancy cheese and some “Punch Me in the Nuts” wine, and he might get his hands on some BANG champagne for the weekend. After the Boys finish this week’s round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, Ricky reveals his artistic masterpiece, “The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu,” and YOU will have a chance to own it!
Runtime: 37:55 • Published: September 23, 2016

The Cats got themselves a real-deal rocket ship, which means it’s the perfect time for only one thing: GETTING DRUNK AND HIGH AND PLAYIN’ SPACE!
Runtime: 2:04 • Published: September 19, 2016

Time for more free shit for the Boys! In this episode, the Boys get a GREASY Randy ring from Big Joe, some special space gifts, a fuckload of Swedish candy, and more! Plus - the Boys open a mystery box full of weird powder… anthrax? Bath salts? Find out!
Runtime: 35:44 • Published: September 13, 2016

Last month, Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis was competing in Rio, this month, he’s locking horns in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud! Korey (with a K and E) chats with the Boys about getting elbowed in the wiener, whether or not he’d try UFC, and the greasy shit that goes on in the Olympic Village! PLUS - Could he take down the GREEN BASTARD??
Runtime: 30:55 • Published: September 9, 2016

Water bongs make smoking dope a smooth experience - maybe too fucking smooth. Especially when you’re a kitty.
Runtime: 2:02 • Published: September 5, 2016

Heather the samsquamptch has awoken from hibernation and she has a hunger for LOVE! With a little help from her BFF Barb, Heather sets up a Tinder account and finds herself on the fast track to romance!
Runtime: 17:28 • Published: September 1, 2016

Pug and the boys are welcoming a new sorry bastard to Inwood. Stink Bug gets initiated into the greasy kingdom by chugging dirty scusting rancid chocolate milk. For absolute fuck’s sake!
Runtime: 10:50 • Published: August 29, 2016

Jean Marie is tired of being underappreciated at SwearNet studios. She’s gunning for a promotion, and whether it’s mopping walls, renting vehicles, or buying lunch for the office, she’s going to prove that she’s an ASSet. YOU BET!
Runtime: 11:50 • Published: August 25, 2016

Ohhh dick, Pug’s back and he’s doubling down on a dirty jump that is guaranteed to knock the cigrits out of ya!
Runtime: 6:48 • Published: August 22, 2016

The worst part of a one night stand is trying to make a sneaky exit without having to deal with the random fucker you’ve banged. Kaitlin tries her best ninja moves and attempts to vanish without a trace!
Runtime: 4:20 • Published: August 18, 2016

Ashley lives a dull life, working a boring job, in a loveless marriage. But this is no ordinary day -- things are about to get pretty fuckin’ crazy, pretty fuckin’ quick!
Runtime: 3:52 • Published: August 11, 2016

Holy fuck the mailbag pile is big! Mike encounters cocks and hot sauce, Big Joe sends more goodies from Thailand, and JP gets a gift fit for the goddamn battlefield!
Runtime: 18:59 • Published: August 9, 2016

Silly scoundrels Pickles and Jelly are back! The girls discuss the differences between “photography” and “pornography” and experiment with Horse Tranquilizer! Today’s episode is brought to you by the word of the day: LESBIANS!
Runtime: 8:05 • Published: August 4, 2016

Well, The Morning Show has completely fallen to shit and the girls have already gone way over their $50 production budget. Thankfully, they have a ton of Mom Wine (now with tequila!) to get both fucked AND fucked up.
Runtime: 13:54 • Published: July 28, 2016

Bubbles is still busy with Axl Rose (or possibly hanging out with Floppy the Seal), but it’s ok, because Randy Bobandy is here, and he brought burgers! Ricky discusses his plan to fight a bear with a salt and vinegar mop, and he teaches us about “the hook” - the best way to pick up women at four-way stops!
Runtime: 33:09 • Published: July 22, 2016

Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.
Runtime: 11:13 • Published: July 20, 2016

Bubbles had to skip the podcast, but don’t worry, he is supplying a surprise replacement… and that replacement is a drunk bastard who accidentally ate two weed brownies. Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian to talk about Humper S. Thompson, fish bras, and the traumatizing event that changed the way Randy dresses.
Runtime: 36:44 • Published: July 15, 2016

The camera dicks have finally fucked off! The Boys are relaxing with a nice liquor picnic by the ocean, and they’re chatting about Ricky’s new pet seal, Wayne Gretzky toast, and why anyone with a power tool is smarter than Thomas Edison. Plus: Bubbles tells the time with a Liquormen’s sundial!
Runtime: 26:56 • Published: July 8, 2016

Bubbles answers questions about Kitty Island, his musical talents, Donald Trump, and why cats hate cucumbers. And where in the fuck is Conky?
Runtime: 6:29 • Published: July 5, 2016

It’s Canada Day and the Boys are right out of ‘er! Jacob joins Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian to snack on donairs and celebrate CANADAMAN’S founding of the Great White fucking North. They also discuss the most fucked up things they’ve banged, and the danger posed to Sunnyvale by New Hampshire zombie dogs.
Runtime: 34:43 • Published: July 1, 2016

Join the Shit Wizard of Sunnyvale for a drinky poo and a Q&A! Jim Lahey discusses the zen moment of 10/10 drunk, what he’d do to make America fuckin great again, and he takes aim at the greatest threat to global security: bottle kids.
Runtime: 6:05 • Published: June 29, 2016

For the third and final toke, Ricky offers his opinions on cats and stupid fucking George Green. He also shares some advice from his old man, and weighs in on Tronald Dump!
Runtime: 5:27 • Published: June 27, 2016

Ricky’s back with more answers to your fucking questions, with advice on wooing women, the motivation behind his hairdo, and he even dabbles in existentialism, whatever the fuck that is.
Runtime: 4:26 • Published: June 23, 2016

The Boys have sent an update from Sunnyvale (where it is actually sunny - rare because June has been raining horse cocks in Nova Scotia). They've been busy AS FUCK but they've got some updates on Season 11, Out of the Park, and their upcoming tour!
Runtime: 6:51 • Published: June 21, 2016

Charming Euro-sluts Svetlana and Vivian are back! This week, they're talking Sex on the Beach (both the drink and the act of banging on a beach), and they're answering viewer questions!
Runtime: 8:39 • Published: June 16, 2016

Bubbles has been crunching some numbers on a DECENT business idea that will make him one of the wealthiest fuckers in Sunnyvale! Ricky, Julian, and those Dragons’ Den dicks can fuck right off too!
Runtime: 2:44 • Published: June 14, 2016