The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Bubbles had to skip the podcast, but don’t worry, he is supplying a surprise replacement… and that replacement is a drunk bastard who accidentally ate two weed brownies. Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian to talk about Humper S. Thompson, fish bras, and the traumatizing event that changed the way Randy dresses.
Runtime: 36:44 • Published: July 15, 2016

The camera dicks have finally fucked off! The Boys are relaxing with a nice liquor picnic by the ocean, and they’re chatting about Ricky’s new pet seal, Wayne Gretzky toast, and why anyone with a power tool is smarter than Thomas Edison. Plus: Bubbles tells the time with a Liquormen’s sundial!
Runtime: 26:56 • Published: July 8, 2016

Bubbles answers questions about Kitty Island, his musical talents, Donald Trump, and why cats hate cucumbers. And where in the fuck is Conky?
Runtime: 6:29 • Published: July 5, 2016

It’s Canada Day and the Boys are right out of ‘er! Jacob joins Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian to snack on donairs and celebrate CANADAMAN’S founding of the Great White fucking North. They also discuss the most fucked up things they’ve banged, and the danger posed to Sunnyvale by New Hampshire zombie dogs.
Runtime: 34:43 • Published: July 1, 2016

Join the Shit Wizard of Sunnyvale for a drinky poo and a Q&A! Jim Lahey discusses the zen moment of 10/10 drunk, what he’d do to make America fuckin great again, and he takes aim at the greatest threat to global security: bottle kids.
Runtime: 6:05 • Published: June 29, 2016

For the third and final toke, Ricky offers his opinions on cats and stupid fucking George Green. He also shares some advice from his old man, and weighs in on Tronald Dump!
Runtime: 5:27 • Published: June 27, 2016

Ricky’s back with more answers to your fucking questions, with advice on wooing women, the motivation behind his hairdo, and he even dabbles in existentialism, whatever the fuck that is.
Runtime: 4:26 • Published: June 23, 2016

The Boys have sent an update from Sunnyvale (where it is actually sunny - rare because June has been raining horse cocks in Nova Scotia). They've been busy AS FUCK but they've got some updates on Season 11, Out of the Park, and their upcoming tour!
Runtime: 6:51 • Published: June 21, 2016

Charming Euro-sluts Svetlana and Vivian are back! This week, they're talking Sex on the Beach (both the drink and the act of banging on a beach), and they're answering viewer questions!
Runtime: 8:39 • Published: June 16, 2016

Bubbles has been crunching some numbers on a DECENT business idea that will make him one of the wealthiest fuckers in Sunnyvale! Ricky, Julian, and those Dragons’ Den dicks can fuck right off too!
Runtime: 2:44 • Published: June 14, 2016

The fucked mind behind "Dumb and Dumber" and "There's Something about Mary" is in Sunnyvale!! The boys chat with comedy legend Bobby Farrelly about pigman cocks, roller skates, and Bubbles’ GREASY reason to visit the produce section!
Runtime: 30:50 • Published: June 10, 2016

This week, Randy hosts because Mr. Lahey tried to drink himself sober before the show. Bill Wood joins the show to perform some magic tricks and Randy cooks cheeseburger pancakes while Lahey recovers from a liquor shitstorm.
Runtime: 40:00 • Published: June 8, 2016

Wanna look like Johnny Depp? Of course you fucking do! Kaitlin and Laura show you how.
Runtime: 2:58 • Published: June 2, 2016

Ricky's been Googling on the worldy pipe this week! Hear what he's learned about bat cocks, horse wheels, how to bang a lemon, curing bad breath, and more weird shit!
Runtime: 36:07 • Published: May 27, 2016

The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week's toast, and Randy's fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!
Runtime: 24:38 • Published: May 25, 2016

This week's "guest" is a mysterious horse-man-creature who definitely isn't Ricky! Also: is farting a superpower? What is a jerk shirt? Can you hide in a pickle? Fuck, that honey oil is kicking in today!
Runtime: 35:57 • Published: May 20, 2016

Never seen the classic Humphrey Bogart movie and want to know all about it? For fuck's sake don't watch this.
Runtime: 2:25 • Published: May 19, 2016

It takes a brave man to drive a dirty old trike (with shit steering and no brakes) over the Inwood Customs jump. And Pug has found that man!
Runtime: 11:42 • Published: May 17, 2016

Join lovely European sluts Svetlana and Vivian for sex tips, relationship advice, and a lesson on how to make a Blow Job... cocktail!
Runtime: 10:07 • Published: May 12, 2016

Introducing Mr. Finch, Tyrone, and Dirt Raskal in their first Drunken Hour session! Today's special guest is Juno award-winning rapper Classified, who talks about Nova Scotia, music, fame, and his opinion of J-Roc!
Runtime: 38:14 • Published: May 10, 2016

Ricky experiments with fusion cuisine and comes up with an amazing new dish, and Julian reveals some awesome new TPB products! Also: Kevin Bacon's Bacon, pizza in a pizza, and Ricky's Christmas KFC quest!
Runtime: 35:25 • Published: May 6, 2016

Coming soon to the Blandford Recreation Centre? Lahey attempts to teach Randy about theatre, and performs a scene from Romeo and Juliet! Also on the show: Randy's jalapeño burgers, a toast to TPB fans, and a submarine launch!
Runtime: 24:40 • Published: May 4, 2016

When you're a hot young actor trying to make it in the movies, you gotta do what you gotta do...
Runtime: 6:14 • Published: April 28, 2016

Pug is taking dirty ol' Onion Ring to get a tattoo... Guess what it's gonna be!
Runtime: 15:27 • Published: April 26, 2016

Kids in the Hall comedy legend Scott Thompson is this week's podcast guest! Topics include Boaty McBoatface, the Queen's underwear, Inky the octopus, the mountains of Florida, and Julian's nipples!
Runtime: 33:13 • Published: April 22, 2016

Randy gets his breakfast burgers shit-sizzling in Randy's Kitchen, Lahey takes us onstage during their live show, and an interview with Rugged Dude gets wild!
Runtime: 30:06 • Published: April 20, 2016

After last week's drunken horror show, Lahey vows to ease up on the liquor - how long will that last? The drunken duo also reveal this week's Pick-a-Word, cheeseburger tips in Randy's Kitchen, your favourite Trailer Park Boys moment, and attempt to interview two musical Guests!
Runtime: 33:55 • Published: April 13, 2016