The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 - there's no fucking dice in chess! It's gonna be a long evening...
Runtime: 9:08 • Published: May 13, 2021

Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?
Runtime: 16:16 • Published: May 9, 2021

Ricky's been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles...
Runtime: 6:56 • Published: May 6, 2021

Welcome to fuckin' Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it's Peter from Poland!
Runtime: 27:09 • Published: May 3, 2021

Oh shiiit, it's Final Approach Friday! Mike's at the helm, Pat and Robb are in the Roach Nest with a meaty smorgasbord, and JP's dialling in on the worldly pipe, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on April 30th, 2021.
Runtime: 54:40 • Published: April 30, 2021

Big fucking surprise, Pat is still hungover, but it's okay because there's Baileys in the coffee, shrimp in the scampi, and a shitload of classic viral Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, April 29th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:14 • Published: April 29, 2021

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's fucking SWEARMAN! Now don't shit your diaps, just get ready to suck on some BLUEBERRY SWEARCOCK*! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, April 28th, 2021. (* – pie)
Runtime: 12:31 • Published: April 28, 2021

Holy shit, Pat is hung the fuck over AGAIN, but he and Mike are still giving you the full Roach Approach, with steaks, stories, dashes, dots, and cocks! And it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on April 27th, 2021.
Runtime: 23:59 • Published: April 27, 2021

SwearNet Mailbag - better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
Runtime: 30:18 • Published: April 26, 2021

Celebrate twenty years of Trailer Park Boys with sentimental reminiscences, special guests, and more fucking booze and dope than you can handle! From the LIVE broadcast on April 22, 2021. (Now in one long combined 5 hour pre-*and*-post-internet fuckup episode, you thirsty shitlords!)
Runtime: 5:13:01 • Published: April 22, 2021

The puppets head to an intergalactic transmitting station for some academic research on aliens. Nah, just fucking with ya - they're drunk, high and ready for a bust-up!
Runtime: 10:39 • Published: April 21, 2021

Marvel at JP's rippling muscles as he punches his way into more Mailbag goodies! Mike gets gouging with his new weapon, and there's a SERIOUS candy stash! But what the fuck's a Twizzler Summit?!
Runtime: 18:49 • Published: April 19, 2021

Holy fuck it's Final Approach Friday! Who's up for a dirty old fucking Caesar and some Eggs with the Benedicts while the Boys take your calls? From the LIVE broadcast on April 16th, 2021.
Runtime: 52:01 • Published: April 16, 2021

You don't mind if Pat folds his shitty laundry in the Roach Nest today, do you? Get a fucking grimace on your face: it's time for a greasy gangbang! From the LIVE broadcast on April 15th, 2021.
Runtime: 22:02 • Published: April 15, 2021

It is Wednesday, my cunts, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today! Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs! From the LIVE broadcast on April 14th, 2021.
Runtime: 13:20 • Published: April 14, 2021

Today Pat's got Cones, Cobblers, Counts — and it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuuuuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, April 13th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:05 • Published: April 13, 2021

Never mind the Bollocks, here's SwearNet Mailbag! This week's fuckin' good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!
Runtime: 17:30 • Published: April 12, 2021

One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's fucking go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can fuck right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Runtime: 32:15 • Published: April 9, 2021

There's some dirrrrrty moves this week at in Fucketry pet shop! Who's gonna get their horn scraped, and who'll end up with a turnip up their ass?
Runtime: 10:31 • Published: April 7, 2021

Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Runtime: 33:20 • Published: April 2, 2021

Get the first drink of the day down ya, and join the drunk puppets in the locker room for steamy showers and dirty talk!
Runtime: 11:16 • Published: March 31, 2021

In today's sermon, Ricky Brown ain't taking no shit from Edith, he ain't shaving his balls, and he ain't eating no muthafucking green Froot Loops!
Runtime: 7:23 • Published: March 28, 2021

Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
Runtime: 35:42 • Published: March 26, 2021

Julian's making some serious cash - he's got what people need, and boy do they fucking need it! Because when you gotta go...
Runtime: 4:29 • Published: March 25, 2021

Holy fuck, is there a doctor in the house? This week's puppets need some fucking therapy!
Runtime: 10:40 • Published: March 24, 2021

Welcome the fuck back, cocklords! Pat and Mike are beaming in for a very...special...Motivational Fucking Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 22nd, 2021.
Runtime: 16:40 • Published: March 22, 2021