The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
Runtime: 33:17 • Published: March 19, 2021

The insults fly high this week as the Boys take a trip to the airport with three freaky puppets!
Runtime: 10:31 • Published: March 17, 2021

Ricky Brown is coming right into your homes to deliver the Word of the LORD - with the help of SwearNet, Edith, and some muthafucking awesome potato salad.
Runtime: 9:08 • Published: March 14, 2021

Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy fuck, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
Runtime: 32:20 • Published: March 12, 2021

It's Chicken Finger Day in the jail canteen and Ricky's excited as fuck! No-one gets between him and his beloved chicken fingers (the good kind). Or do they?
Runtime: 6:42 • Published: March 11, 2021

What in the FUCK is going on with our loud-mouth felty friends this week? Pucker up puppetry fuckers, it's about to get weird!
Runtime: 10:43 • Published: March 10, 2021

Someone drank too fucking much over the weekend, but Pat's dragged himself in to bring you the goddamn Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2021.
Runtime: 13:45 • Published: March 8, 2021

Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!
Runtime: 33:13 • Published: March 5, 2021

Pat and Mike want you to be fucking happy, so let's all dig into a plate of cold cuts and simplify some shit, here on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 3rd, 2021.
Runtime: 11:48 • Published: March 3, 2021

Oh the places you'll fucking go on the Roach Approach! Join Pat and Mike, answering your fucked-up relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on March 2nd, 2021.
Runtime: 14:02 • Published: March 2, 2021

On this week's feel-good-as-fuck Mailbag: Mike's gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!
Runtime: 19:55 • Published: March 1, 2021

Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't fucking read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the FUCK have the Boys been smoking today?!!
Runtime: 31:40 • Published: February 26, 2021

Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. (Pat is feeling better now!)
Runtime: 7:33 • Published: February 24, 2021

It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.
Runtime: 13:32 • Published: February 23, 2021

The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through, but have a treat in store when they get to the 'meat n pataters'!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
Runtime: 24:20 • Published: February 22, 2021

Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!
Runtime: 32:11 • Published: February 19, 2021

No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day! Hey, anyone hungry?
Runtime: 10:22 • Published: February 17, 2021

Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers!
Runtime: 17:14 • Published: February 16, 2021

TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:44 • Published: February 12, 2021

The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.
Runtime: 8:44 • Published: February 11, 2021

The Boys have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!
Runtime: 10:00 • Published: February 10, 2021

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
Runtime: 11:05 • Published: February 8, 2021

This week the Boys get down and dirty in a stinky old cave, and turn the air fuckin' blue!
Runtime: 10:23 • Published: February 3, 2021

The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
Runtime: 30:04 • Published: January 29, 2021

Robb, JP and Mike hit the HIGH notes this week, as the three cloth clowns hit the rodeo for a lil' musical number!
Runtime: 9:21 • Published: January 27, 2021

It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
Runtime: 32:16 • Published: January 22, 2021