The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys are rapidly approaching their USA tour and Ricky seems more concerned about getting “hooked up” than actually preparing for the show. They chat about Mackey Mouse, David Duchovny's bush, and Julian gives the gift of lighter leashes!
Runtime: 32:46 • Published: August 11, 2017

Ricky and Bubbles have a bone to pick with Julian after learning he is selling more than “a couple of t-shirts” on TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and not giving them a fair cut! The Boys also discuss Kermit the Frog’s private parts, and dream of lightning-cooked steak.
Runtime: 34:39 • Published: August 4, 2017

Sarah’s answering a variety of question, ranging from ones that are suck-ups to ones that are fucked up. Find out why she “fell in love” with Cory, Trevor, and Jacob; whether or not she’d get back together with Ricky, and if she’d like to run the park!
Runtime: 4:40 • Published: July 31, 2017

After offering Ricky a joint and a meal, he agreed to do another Ask Me Fucking Anything! He offers some marriage advice, and shares a story about his craziest mushroom trip. Plus: Ricky gets a question from the King of Donair himself!
Runtime: 9:29 • Published: July 25, 2017

Nova Scotian hip hop artist Quake Matthews is in the trailer! The Boys feed him a donair and chat about Jon Lovitz’s bunnies, Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday, and Julian’s yellow sweater. Plus: Who are the Boys picking in the Mayweather/McGregor fight?
Runtime: 29:14 • Published: July 21, 2017

Join an expedition with revered winter big-bollocks Captain Scott in the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica. Too much sugar, too much powdered shit, and not nearly enough women.
Runtime: 10:25 • Published: July 19, 2017

Pour Lahey a drink and he’ll answer whatever the fuck you want him to answer. He responds to fan questions about his daughter Treena, why he is so hard on the Boys, and whether or not he was disappointed to learn that he is not Ricky’s father.
Runtime: 11:54 • Published: July 13, 2017

The biggest little prick in the park is ready to answer your questions! Conky shares his opinion of Bobby Turkalino, puppet fetishes, and talks about his fashion choices. PLUS: Conky cooks up some greasy ways to fuck with Ricky!
Runtime: 4:47 • Published: July 10, 2017

This week’s podcash comes to you from the front of Bubbles’ shed! In this episode, Bubbles and Julian are amazed when Ricky correctly pronounces something he has struggled with his entire life. PLUS: Are we in an alternate universe, or are we just stoned?
Runtime: 36:00 • Published: July 7, 2017

There’s enough dope and rum in this breakfast that you’d swear it was straight from Sunnyvale. Join the Offworld Cookery team for an early-morning fucked-up exploration of the full English breakfast!
Runtime: 10:25 • Published: July 5, 2017

The 99th instalment of the podcash gives Bubbles the perfect opportunity to tout Wayne Gretzky’s many impressive hockey achievements, but Ricky would’ve preferred 99 joints of weed on the wall instead.
Runtime: 34:37 • Published: June 30, 2017

Bubbles is reporting again from Sunnyvale! Well, he’s mainly just fucking with people while they work. He chats with director Bobby Farrelly, finds out about a terrible rash that Lahey has, and learns Marguerite’s anger management techniques!
Runtime: 6:49 • Published: June 27, 2017

On this week’s podcash, the Boys ponder the existence of aliens and the disappearance of Trevor. They also discuss the most painful moments in their lives (Ricky remembers something worse than Mo shooting his nuts), and Bubbles gets so high he thinks he has time-travelled!
Runtime: 34:16 • Published: June 23, 2017

The Boys power through some sleepy dope and discuss the sizes of: the universe, MC Hammer’s hammer, and walrus cocks. PLUS - get learnt on Ricky’s greasy oil change methods!
Runtime: 33:48 • Published: June 16, 2017

It’s a wet and wild podcash as the Boys are spilling drinks all over the place (and cleaning up the mess with bubble wrap). Ricky defends flat-earthers, and the Boys learn that Michael J Fox’s middle name is Andrew.
Runtime: 29:46 • Published: June 9, 2017

Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?
Runtime: 6:28 • Published: June 6, 2017

It’s the epic conclusion to our “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest! Which Mailbag items will the Boys be bringing to the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12?
Runtime: 41:52 • Published: June 1, 2017

Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!
Runtime: 6:01 • Published: May 30, 2017

The Season 12 contest is rolling along and the fans aren’t fucking around! The Boys receive a bubble maker, some DECENT vinyl, and art supplies for Ricky’s trailer! PLUS: The drug-sniffing dogs must’ve been napping at Customs, because holy fuck!
Runtime: 16:05 • Published: May 25, 2017

JP cleans house on the Mailbag, getting himself a deadly dagger and even some well-wishes from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! The Boys also receive some DECENT contenders for the Season 12 contest. This episode is brought to you by sativa!
Runtime: 22:15 • Published: May 22, 2017

Sometimes life calls upon a kitty to be a hero, and that’s exactly what happened when Bubbles came across a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party that endangered the lives of three good cats.
Runtime: 3:52 • Published: May 16, 2017

The Boys are in a great mood now that the SwearNet dicks have stepped up their catering game for the podcash. They chat about Bruce McCulloch’s birthday, concrete cars, and Ricky cooks up a scheme to design a bluetooth parasite that can be used to control tunas. That’s right.
Runtime: 28:45 • Published: May 12, 2017

It has a foul smell and a foul taste, but Benedictine Brandy does the trick, and it allows Lahey to deliver an inspiring lecture on crossing the shit line. Remember, when you drink with the grain of the liquor, anything can happen!
Runtime: 9:52 • Published: May 9, 2017

It’s pretty hard for kitty Julian to get his life back on track and make plans for community college while someone’s sleeping in a car in his driveway, firing off guns at dogs and squirrels!
Runtime: 3:37 • Published: May 4, 2017

The Boys are still pretty banged up after their trip to Toronto to promote Freedom 35. They chat about Shrek (both the monster and the sheep), Sydney (both Nova Scotia and Australia), and their DECENT new mobile game - GREA$Y MONEY!
Runtime: 35:29 • Published: April 28, 2017

Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.
Runtime: 5:54 • Published: April 25, 2017