The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Bubbles is back from his cowboy getaway! We hear about some GREASY business between his kitties and the barnyard animals, and the Boys discuss the size of cat cocks. Ricky announces his New Year’s Resolution, and tries out his new virtual reality system. Plus: Julian’s got a new non-dirty money-making idea for 2017!
Runtime: 38:20 • Published: January 13, 2017

Randy reflects on 2016 and makes some healthy resolutions for 2017 but the show goes to shit as soon as Lahey wakes up from his liquor nap. Marguerite arrives and she’s PISSED, Bobby Mac shows up with a burning desire, and the SwearNet crew have a singalong!
Runtime: 32:43 • Published: December 31, 2016

Trippin' With Leigh is a documentary film about the transformation of one man's life, who, having cheated death, travels to Peru to gain enlightenment through the use of hallucinogens and spirit medicines.
Runtime: 42:48 • Published: December 27, 2016

There are a couple of very important things you need to remember this holiday season, so Ricky put together this Christmas Message to make sure you don’t fucking forget!
Runtime: 0:17 • Published: December 25, 2016

The spirit of Christmas has consumed Mr. Lahey! The 6/10 drunk trailer park supervisor bought gifts for everyone in Sunnyvale! On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy serves up some Christmas Burgers, and a special guest from the park joins the show for a sippy-poo.
Runtime: 29:51 • Published: December 24, 2016

Ricky is drunk and stoned for the 21 Days of Christmas, and he’s getting you learnt on making the BEST Christmas gravy, orlaments, ginger bready houses, candles, wreets, and much more. Declorate the fun way and don’t waste fucking money!
Runtime: 21:39 • Published: December 22, 2016

On the last 16th day of 2016, the Boys chat about inventing an alternative to the space diaper, head/body transplants, and how an air-conditioned dome might just put a stop to ISIS. Plus: how much does Ricky charge for stealing a tiger?
Runtime: 24:43 • Published: December 16, 2016

All the way from Scotland by way of Brampton and Nashville, chart-topping musician Johnny Reid joins the podcash! Johnny talks about the challenges of growing up as a Scottish immigrant in Canada, and he and Bubbles play a tune he wrote for Joe Cocker!
Runtime: 32:40 • Published: December 9, 2016

Julian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a friend who turns into a dickhead with booze, and how to get over a breakup.
Runtime: 6:11 • Published: November 29, 2016

Long-time Sunnyvale resident Marguerite joins the Boys for the Black Friday edition of the podcash, just before the Boys ship off for their European tour! Learn a shocking revelation about Marguerite and Ricky’s father, and hear about the time Ricky met Bryan Adams.
Runtime: 33:54 • Published: November 25, 2016

Having a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not sure how to ask out women? This episode of Dear Julian is for you!
Runtime: 6:15 • Published: November 22, 2016

Freedom 35 is so close, the Boys can taste it - literally! Beer wizards Paul Dicky and Claude Lefebvre are in the trailer, and they brought samples of the soon-to-be released Trailer Park Boys Beer!
Runtime: 32:51 • Published: November 18, 2016

Lahey and Randy are still looking for ideas that will take Sunnyvale to the next level. On the latest Shart Tank, will Nova Scotian actor/mime/jaw-model Rhys Bevan-John’s win the burger of acceptance?
Runtime: 20:56 • Published: November 16, 2016

Colin James is on the podcash and Bubbles’ bird is out of control! James plays some tunes for the Boys, shares stories about Stevie Ray Vaughan, and addresses Corey Hart rumours. Plus: The Boys weigh in on President-Elect Donald Trump!
Runtime: 27:46 • Published: November 11, 2016

Ricky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get advice on salvia, dealing with dicks, and what to do if you ever meet Lahey and Randy.
Runtime: 16:46 • Published: November 8, 2016

It’s a time for renewal in Sunnyvale and Mr. Lahey and Randy are now looking for the next great idea to take the park to another level. The first guest on THE SHART TANK is author, sailor, smuggler, and singer Tom Gallant! What does he envision for the future of Sunnyvale?
Runtime: 25:47 • Published: November 2, 2016

Now that Bowie has settled into space, Bubbles is ready to deliver a DECENT tribute to honour one of the all-time greats! Plus: learn how to play Ziggy Stardust, Rebel Rebel, and The Man Who Sold the World!
Runtime: 18:42 • Published: October 31, 2016

Halloween is the time of year when you should be drunk, high, and equal with everyone. But it’s also expensive as FUCK! Luckily, Ricky’s got you covered. Get learnt on pranks, pumpkins, foods, and costumes, all on a Sunnyvale budget!
Runtime: 18:58 • Published: October 27, 2016

Someone’s been fucking around at SwearNet studios, with Preston’s office being a particularly fucked-over target. Preston checks the security tapes - does he discover the culprit? YOU BET!
Runtime: 4:00 • Published: October 25, 2016

Heather the samsquamptch comes to work on a sleepy Monday to find the office empty. Suspecting the jokes on her, and loving a good prank, Heather has a bit of fun and gets some revenge on her hillarious coworkers!
Runtime: 9:37 • Published: October 20, 2016

Lock up your grandmothers - Buddy Van Doodle is on the prowl! After partying with a bunch of senior citizens, Doodle brings his catch to Pug’s place. There’s only one problem -- Doodle’s old lady has an old man, and he’s fucking pissed!
Runtime: 11:15 • Published: October 17, 2016

SwearNet’s plucky custodian Jean Marie never lets a showbiz opportunity pass her by. If Laura wants to put together an audition tape, Jean Marie is going to get herself some of that action, you bet!
Runtime: 4:50 • Published: October 13, 2016

Channel 10’s very own Steve Rogers is the guest on this week’s podcash! Steve and the Boys talk about getting rid of crabs, developing a radio voice, and the choice between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Plus, Ricky treats us to a game of “Neck with, Get Drunk with, or Punch in the Face!”
Runtime: 33:57 • Published: October 7, 2016

In this edition of the Mailbag, Mike reveals some of the secrets behind the Dragon’s Blood hot sauce that nearly fucking killed him last week. The Boys get another DECENT haul from Big Joe, and a box from New York is a new contender for package of the year!
Runtime: 20:22 • Published: October 4, 2016

Today’s State of the Union is coming at you from SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio! The Boys update us on what’s going on in the new studio, the status of Season 11, Liquormen’s, Out of the Park, and the MYSTERIOUS VANISHING CONTENT.
Runtime: 9:26 • Published: September 30, 2016

If your carpet is full of lumps, fear not. Ambitious entrepreneurs Candace and Chip, aka CARPET MUNCHERS, have you covered -- 5am - 10pm, 365 days a year!
Runtime: 3:19 • Published: September 29, 2016