The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys take a break from editing and writing to give you dicks updates on Season 12, Out of the Park 2, their upcoming trip to Toronto to launch Freedom 35, and more. PLUS - Learn about Robb’s sexy new hosting gig!
Runtime: 9:03 • Published: April 24, 2017

Lahey and the liquor sit down to answer fan questions that touch on a range of fucked topics from guilty pleasures to liquor surges to Randy’s most attractive qualities. Plus: Lahey provides some tips to survive a liquor store strike!
Runtime: 10:34 • Published: April 19, 2017

It’s hard to outrun a police helicopter in a Bronco pulling an Airstream, especially when there are kitties on the road. A little bit of a gun fight, getting shot a little, a little bit of dope, no big deal, right?
Runtime: 4:11 • Published: April 11, 2017

The Boys receive a strong early contender for their Season 12 set decoration contest, in the form of a mother fuckin’ space rocket! They also get some socks for Pat Roach, ‘dry and fucked’ snacks from Japan, and a business proposition!
Runtime: 22:27 • Published: April 5, 2017

Season 11 is out today and the Boys are ready to party! The Boys talk about other DECENT things that happened on this day in history, and they have info on how you dicks can own authentic pieces of Sunnyvale memorabilia!
Runtime: 34:41 • Published: March 31, 2017

The boys hear news of Randy and Lahey having gone missing - they are arrested on suspicion of being involved. The boys have to get out to try and salvage their business venture with Snoop Dogg.
Runtime: 29:08 • Published: March 31, 2017

Julian sends Lahey and Ricky off on a golf outing, leading to a confrontation. NHL star Nathan MacKinnon visits the hockey school kids.
Runtime: 28:44 • Published: March 31, 2017

Bubbles and Julian get released from jail. The boys struggle to find money to retrieve Bubbles' impounded car. Lahey and Ricky share their news with the boys. Ricky shows the boys where he has stashed their "vegetables".
Runtime: 28:51 • Published: March 31, 2017

Ricky has yet another accident with a gun, and the boys seek the help of Sam Losco. Randy sets in motion his plan to take the boys down.
Runtime: 26:17 • Published: March 31, 2017

Bubbles and Ricky, along with the park residents, begin a new business venture. Julian and Snoop Dogg come back into the picture with a big proposal for them.
Runtime: 30:41 • Published: March 31, 2017

Kitty Ricky goes on a rampage with hopes that he will go back to jail, but sometimes it can be pretty fucking hard to go back to jail.
Runtime: 3:55 • Published: March 27, 2017

Lahey leaves his liquor parlour to avenge an 20-year-old injustice. It’s back to the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley, where Lahey was once robbed of a trophy that he rightfully earned!
Runtime: 10:22 • Published: March 23, 2017

Bubbles sent the SwearNet dicks a video message from an unknown location, proving that you need to be careful when getting drunk as fuck around people who own an airplane! Pace yourself, Boys!
Runtime: 1:01 • Published: March 17, 2017

Lahey had a liquor epissany while he slept. It was an idea so fucking mind-blowing that he had to bust into SwearNet studios in the middle of the night to share it with you shit weasels before he forgot it!
Runtime: 15:46 • Published: March 16, 2017

This week’s podcash comes to you from the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee. As if that wasn’t DECENT enough, the Boys are joined by Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Rush’s Alex Lifeson! And boy, is he ever fucked!
Runtime: 37:21 • Published: March 10, 2017

After viewing the security footage of his booby traps in action, Ricky gets you learnt on how to make an amazing dip that features elements from Halifax’s late-night liquor snack extraordinaire: the donair.
Runtime: 14:48 • Published: March 2, 2017

The Boys are getting super baked ahead of February 2-4 weekend! With thick dope smoke in the air, they discuss the Earth’s crust, where eggs come from, and Russian pricks who are tattooing cats. Plus: Would Bubbles bang Wayne Gretzky?
Runtime: 30:34 • Published: February 24, 2017

Ricky had planned to do an episode about ovens but that all goes to shit when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop. Now, he’s going to fuck with them!
Runtime: 9:02 • Published: February 22, 2017

The Boys talk about how they spent Valentine’s Day, Julian discusses more money-making ideas, and Bubbles shows Ricky a thing or two about the piano. PLUS: Ricky takes us under the sea and gets us learnt on marine life!
Runtime: 34:57 • Published: February 17, 2017

Mr. Lahey has been drunk every single day in 2017, and he and Randy are excited to usher in the Year of the Cock! They interview their “best guest ever,” a yo-yo expert that Lahey met at the laundromat. Plus: Randy’s Kitchen goes to a whole new level!
Runtime: 41:36 • Published: February 15, 2017

Ricky thinks he can get into dentistry because they’re basically just mechanics for teeth. Also, the Boys debate the differences between a spider and an octopus, and wonder if Moses was on mushrooms when he talked to the burning bush.
Runtime: 37:05 • Published: February 10, 2017

The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Runtime: 32:57 • Published: February 3, 2017

The Boys brought Leigh in for a State of the Trippy Union! Learn about plans for the second installment of Trippin’ with Leigh plus get some details on a live tour! The Boys (sans creepy fucking costumes) also give updates on Out of the Park: USA, bongs, and Snoop Dogg!
Runtime: 11:08 • Published: January 30, 2017

The Boys get some truly fucked up letters that sort of look like ransom notes, along with some kiln-baked clay versions of themselves. They also receive some DECENT Elvis memorabilia and a trippy jar for Leigh, all in the name of Cluster Headache awareness!
Runtime: 13:53 • Published: January 26, 2017

Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!
Runtime: 10:50 • Published: January 24, 2017

JP, Mike, and Dishy Robb are back in the sack, opening packages and a few too many fucking letters. They receive a hand-wired guitar pedal, a novel series, and a couple films - all made by their creative fucking fans! Plus: More goodies from Big Joe!
Runtime: 21:45 • Published: January 19, 2017