The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Whatchoo talkin' about, Bubbles? The Boys raise a glass to Verne Troyer, figure out how many Big Macs are in a cow, and eat some cat butt gum! Also, they answer some facked emails from you awesome fans!
Runtime: 35:21 • Published: May 11, 2018

Shit's heating up at the SwearNet studio! The Boys have news about tours, booze and... well we can't fucking tell you everything, but maybe 'Klondike' will spill a few beans?
Runtime: 12:21 • Published: May 8, 2018

Holy fuck Canada! So many of you came out to join us on our liquor tour and try some scrump-dilly Freedom 35 and Liquormen's. We had an awesome time meeting all you guys, gals, kids, babies, and... goldfish?!! Sorry we couldn't get to meet you all, but there will be more to come - stay tuned...
Runtime: 3:16 • Published: May 3, 2018

Holy fuck, Ricky is WASTED on this fine 420 Day! The Boys try to remember all the crazy shit that happened on tour, and work out how many burgers Randy has driven into his gut. They also discuss Star Trek, the Red Baron, and why Ricky ended up in Mexico. PLUS: Bubbles sings the Monty Python Lumberjack Song!
Runtime: 29:44 • Published: April 20, 2018

The Boys have survived Friday the 13th before, will they get through today's podcast? They discuss their favourite movies (OTHER than Dirty Dancing), who got bornt today, and why sliced ketchup is an awesome idea. Also: Bubbles wants YOUR questions and suggestions for the podcast! Listen to his instructions, then send 'em to [email protected]!
Runtime: 32:08 • Published: April 13, 2018

Bubbles reveals he took financial advice from Donny, and has invested in Shit Coins! The Boys also discuss the legend that was Keyboard Cat, Ricky's new favourite holiday, and figure out a new name for Valentine’s Day. PLUS: Ricky’s art is auctioned off to the highest bidder!
Runtime: 34:48 • Published: April 6, 2018

Lahey tries to squeeze his way into the beer business. Ricky and Susan's fighting prevents Candy from getting a private moment with Julian.
Runtime: 28:48 • Published: March 30, 2018

Bubbles organizes a huge stag party for Julian and Ricky, but when they hear police sirens approaching, it turns into an escape operation.
Runtime: 31:23 • Published: March 30, 2018

The boys learn that the prosecutor for Julian's trial is his ex. Ricky steps in to represent Julian in court after another plan goes awry.
Runtime: 31:48 • Published: March 30, 2018

Bubs loses it when Ricky "borrows" the truck to deal with a rat problem in the park, then lends it to Julian as part of another racket at the mall.
Runtime: 24:44 • Published: March 30, 2018

Bubble's new brewing business is taking off, but things aren't going well for Julian and even worse for Ricky, who claims he has a big announcement.
Runtime: 31:19 • Published: March 30, 2018

Gutzilla's in da house - Randy Bobandy joins today's podcast! They phone the 'King' and attempt to get free cheeseburgers - by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn...
Runtime: 39:44 • Published: March 23, 2018

Ace astronaut Chris Hadfield talks to the boys about floating in space, the hunt for aliens, and flying an F-18 fighter jet like a badass! He also reveals if the Earth is flat! And will NASA call with a mission for Bubbles?
Runtime: 26:53 • Published: March 9, 2018

On this super-baked podcast, Ricky brings back 'On This Day Borntdays' and talks about the dangers of a hash blockage! Bubbles has a new game, but is everyone too baked to play? Plus: the Boys call Domino's Pizza to order a... dildo!?!
Runtime: 51:51 • Published: March 2, 2018

Pat's determined to get to the bottom of the SwearNet shit sprayer mystery, but the Boys aren't happy. Will Pat get his own way and prove he can do a good fucking job this time?
Runtime: 11:11 • Published: February 27, 2018

The teleprompter is loaded up and Pat Roach is ready to deliver a profanity-laced news cast. Can he strike the right balance between passion and goofiness? Will he get the Boys sued? And who in the fuck is spraying shit all over the SwearNet toilets?!
Runtime: 13:39 • Published: February 21, 2018

Nova Scotia’s own Matt Mays is on the podcash! The DECENT rocker shares some stories from the road, plays a few tunes, and witnesses a very sexy entry for Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week. PLUS: Find out how the Boys spent Valentine’s Day!
Runtime: 31:26 • Published: February 16, 2018

The Boys discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, Ricky figures he’d be a great air traffic controller, and Bubbles picks his Kitty of the Week. PLUS: It’s the debut of Julian’s “Muscle Person of the Week” contest, and Julian is PISSED.
Runtime: 38:50 • Published: February 9, 2018

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles talk about the moon party they had in the trailer park this week, Julian discusses marrying “rich old dragons” for money, and Bubbles picks his kitt(ies) of the week!
Runtime: 38:46 • Published: February 2, 2018

Pat Roach joins the Mailbag and and fills up the mail sack with a tremendous amount of dope smoke. The Boys get some crunchy snacks (fuck Moonbear), an autographed John Garrett hockey card, and much more!
Runtime: 22:25 • Published: January 31, 2018

No longer bound by Christmas corporate gigs, Daryl Makk is happy to be in front of the depraved fuckers of the Goofy Moose!
Runtime: 18:44 • Published: January 29, 2018

Julian has a cold, Ricky has been smoking too much dope, and Bubbles is glued to kitty videos on the latest episode of the podcash! Who will win Kitty of the Week? Why does Ricky want to eat Puffer Fish? And WHAT is a frost-bitten-cancer-pony-penis?!
Runtime: 38:23 • Published: January 26, 2018

Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach! Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!
Runtime: 23:13 • Published: January 24, 2018

Kyle Barnet is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. He’s fine with bird tattoos, but not bird’s tattoos. Vote for Kyle by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 11:20 • Published: January 19, 2018

Kanin Kunitz is a toe-sucking comedian who has a few opinions on baby names, flesh lights, and North/South Korea relations. Vote for him with the “like” button!
Runtime: 10:40 • Published: January 18, 2018

Robb, JP, and Mike get a spicy package from an American army vet, they witness the effects of bong water on plants, and JP uses his sword to slice open a package of happy balls! PLUS: Learn about their photo shoot from absolute hell!
Runtime: 17:01 • Published: January 17, 2018