The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys wrap up the trip in LA as they finally shoot the music video with the help of famous friends Sebastian Bach, Tom Green and Verne Troyer.
Runtime: 32:04 • Published: November 24, 2017

After finding out that Bubs misread the fine print about their hotel situation, the Boys head to the astronaut training program at NASA.
Runtime: 34:33 • Published: November 24, 2017

Award-winning R&B/Soul artist Divine Brown joins the podcash this week and it’s making Julian frisky! The Boys ask Divine if certain foods can help you sing better, if the Backstreet Boys are dicks, and Bubbles gets a new stage name: BUBBLES SUN MOON!
Runtime: 32:25 • Published: November 10, 2017

Join Lord Stanley’s Cup and two versions of Jason as the Boys celebrate HELLoween on this week’s podcash! Learn some fun facts (such as - Halloween is held on the same day every year) and watch the Boys carve pumpkins and pound Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor!
Runtime: 34:09 • Published: October 31, 2017

Three ghoulish food fucks cook up some fearsome food, highlighted by a dessert of OJ Simpson's Gingerbread Glove. Meanwhile, glittery cock-faced Hitler pumpkin keeps grim watch.
Runtime: 10:25 • Published: October 30, 2017

Danny Weis has played next to Jimi Hendrix, Lou Reed, maybe Janis Joplin (he’s not sure, there were a lot of drugs going around in the 60’s), and many more DECENT musicians. Today, the poor bastard has to sit next to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.
Runtime: 32:51 • Published: October 13, 2017

Bubbles lays down some ground rules in hopes of having a civilized conversation with week’s guest - R&B artist Reeny Smith. Ricky asks Reeny to sing some “Acapulco” music, and Bubbles kills a rumour about his involvement with the Illuminati.
Runtime: 39:53 • Published: October 6, 2017

Julian admits that he used to dress like Scott Baio after learning of Chachi’s many romantic exploits. Bubbles is dealing with a dirty ol’ hangover, and Ricky develops a plan to put a stop to all of these hurricanes! PLUS: Who holds the world record for longest nipples?
Runtime: 32:18 • Published: September 22, 2017

Time for some schoolyard nostalgia with two gonads known as "Sir" and "The Boy!" It's just like a day at school, except the milk gets you drunk and the science experiment gets you high!
Runtime: 10:25 • Published: September 13, 2017

The Boys are back with some updates from the world of SwearNet! They catch us up on the (totally fucked) last couple of months, and welcome a bunch of brand new fuckers to the website. They also discuss Randy’s balls!
Runtime: 7:42 • Published: September 6, 2017

It’s a tribute to a cinematic icon as the Offworld dicks dress like their favourite Mel Gibson characters and feast on Mel-inspired meals. Guest starring the voice-over talents of the raging, frothing, heavy-breathing maniac himself!
Runtime: 10:25 • Published: August 30, 2017

Randy (and for a drunken few seconds, Lahey) join the podcash to announce that they will be joining the Boys on tour next week, and the Boys are PISSED. Randy sticks around as the Boys talk about a higher power, and celebrate Patrick Swayze’s borntday!
Runtime: 29:40 • Published: August 18, 2017

The Boys are extremely baked for this Rudi-filled Mailbag. Mike does a bit of detective work to learn more about this mysterious super fan, and JP receives the gift of Swayze.
Runtime: 18:43 • Published: August 14, 2017

The Boys are back in the Mailbag tent after finishing Season 12! They get some DECENT fan art, some kind of horse-cock load back, and some Guns N Roses guitar picks! PLUS: Rudi is OUT OF CONTROL!
Runtime: 23:24 • Published: August 7, 2017

Chico makes the best of a medical emergency by not letting his kidney go to waste. Instead, he’s jamming it into a fucking pie, served alongside chicken soup and some kind of berry-nut-rum-jizz dessert!
Runtime: 10:24 • Published: August 2, 2017

The Boys were into the weirdo hash before sitting down for this podcash (and Bubbles crushed plenty of Freedom 35 Lagers). They deal with rooftop seagulls, sing about cockbergs, and Ricky gets a package from Crayola Canada!
Runtime: 29:34 • Published: July 28, 2017

Ricky is fucking tired and doesn’t want to do this, but he’s back with another “Ask Me Fucking Anything” from the set of Season 12. He lights a joint and answers questions about Snoop Dogg, his love life, fighting Tom Arnold, and a fuckload more!
Runtime: 9:27 • Published: July 24, 2017

Ricky is on his couch answering YOUR questions! He offers advice on quitting smoking, chooses his favourite pet, and airs some grievances about Bubbles’ kitties. PLUS: A fan calls him out on his poor finger-licking chip etiquette!
Runtime: 9:28 • Published: July 20, 2017

Ricky is ready to murder the camera dicks and he wants to show the SwearNet audience why. No ice, shitty food, and a lack of benefits are pushing him over the edge. Meanwhile, everyone else on set is living the sweet life!
Runtime: 8:25 • Published: July 17, 2017

The Boys are hanging out in Ricky’s trailer for this week’s podcash! They smoke a joint and discuss space and time, the trouble with having two eyes, and the Golden Girl they’d most like to get ‘er goin with. PLUS: The camera dicks catch Lahey and Randy snooping around!
Runtime: 33:29 • Published: July 14, 2017

Bubbles is answering fucking anything! He tells us how to play a kitty like a guitar, how to handle bullies, and who he would bring with him to the moon. PLUS: Some dickweed teases him about his glasses and things turn nasty!
Runtime: 10:51 • Published: July 11, 2017

JP has much better things to do on a hot, sunny day on the set of Season 12 than to stand around and do nothing. Unfortunately, he’s a bit tied up!
Runtime: 2:46 • Published: July 7, 2017

The camera dicks are in the residence of the one and only Jim Lahey! The Liquor is answering your questions about the future, the theories behind shitisms, and how Lahey would like to be remembered!
Runtime: 8:03 • Published: July 5, 2017

The Boys are on the liquor hard for Canada’s 150th borntday and their 100th podcash! They roll out the red carpet for Trinity, Sarah, Cory, and Jacob, and they’re joined by a bunch of drunk and stoned dickheads from the park!
Runtime: 47:06 • Published: July 1, 2017

The Trailer Park Cats are on the prowl for some food for Ricky’s wedding and plan to rob a grocery store. Nobody is standing in their way… until Ricky shows up.
Runtime: 3:21 • Published: June 28, 2017

Bubbles is reporting for SwearNet LIVE from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! The crew dicks are back to film Season 12, and Bubbles introduces us to the sound dicks, Ricky’s dopeman, and some other familiar fuckin faces!
Runtime: 5:39 • Published: June 23, 2017

Paul, Chico, and Alessandro are back with another season of outdoor food cockery! This time, these three English gents actually have a table! Can these posh pricks maintain such a high level of decorum?
Runtime: 10:25 • Published: June 21, 2017