The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys power through some sleepy dope and discuss the sizes of: the universe, MC Hammer’s hammer, and walrus cocks. PLUS - get learnt on Ricky’s greasy oil change methods!
Runtime: 33:48 • Published: June 16, 2017

It’s a wet and wild podcash as the Boys are spilling drinks all over the place (and cleaning up the mess with bubble wrap). Ricky defends flat-earthers, and the Boys learn that Michael J Fox’s middle name is Andrew.
Runtime: 29:46 • Published: June 9, 2017

Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?
Runtime: 6:28 • Published: June 6, 2017

It’s the epic conclusion to our “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest! Which Mailbag items will the Boys be bringing to the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12?
Runtime: 41:52 • Published: June 1, 2017

Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!
Runtime: 6:01 • Published: May 30, 2017

The Season 12 contest is rolling along and the fans aren’t fucking around! The Boys receive a bubble maker, some DECENT vinyl, and art supplies for Ricky’s trailer! PLUS: The drug-sniffing dogs must’ve been napping at Customs, because holy fuck!
Runtime: 16:05 • Published: May 25, 2017

JP cleans house on the Mailbag, getting himself a deadly dagger and even some well-wishes from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! The Boys also receive some DECENT contenders for the Season 12 contest. This episode is brought to you by sativa!
Runtime: 22:15 • Published: May 22, 2017

Sometimes life calls upon a kitty to be a hero, and that’s exactly what happened when Bubbles came across a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party that endangered the lives of three good cats.
Runtime: 3:52 • Published: May 16, 2017

The Boys are in a great mood now that the SwearNet dicks have stepped up their catering game for the podcash. They chat about Bruce McCulloch’s birthday, concrete cars, and Ricky cooks up a scheme to design a bluetooth parasite that can be used to control tunas. That’s right.
Runtime: 28:45 • Published: May 12, 2017

It has a foul smell and a foul taste, but Benedictine Brandy does the trick, and it allows Lahey to deliver an inspiring lecture on crossing the shit line. Remember, when you drink with the grain of the liquor, anything can happen!
Runtime: 9:52 • Published: May 9, 2017

It’s pretty hard for kitty Julian to get his life back on track and make plans for community college while someone’s sleeping in a car in his driveway, firing off guns at dogs and squirrels!
Runtime: 3:37 • Published: May 4, 2017

The Boys are still pretty banged up after their trip to Toronto to promote Freedom 35. They chat about Shrek (both the monster and the sheep), Sydney (both Nova Scotia and Australia), and their DECENT new mobile game - GREA$Y MONEY!
Runtime: 35:29 • Published: April 28, 2017

Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.
Runtime: 5:54 • Published: April 25, 2017

Well, 4:20 was definitely a success in Sunnyvale! Julian and Ricky went through a few ounces and are in serious need of a lung bath. The Boys chat about banging robots, Donald Trump’s film history, and the Canadian that shot down the Red Baron!
Runtime: 32:56 • Published: April 21, 2017

Julian and Ricky put their friendship to the test as they square off in “The Best Buddies Game.” Bubbles talks about all of the terrible things that happened in April throughout history, and Ricky explains the connection between Jesus and the Easter Bunny.
Runtime: 36:09 • Published: April 14, 2017

The Boys are into a few cans of their very own beer - Freedom 35, available soon across Canada! They talk about contaminated cola, John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock, and borntdays. Plus: Bubbles works on a new song about Julian’s sexy muscles!
Runtime: 37:20 • Published: April 7, 2017

The Boys are here with a STATE OF THE UNION on the day that they unleash Season 11 on Netflix!
Runtime: 4:50 • Published: March 31, 2017

All hell breaks loose on the ocean as the boys prepare for the drop-off while trying to find Bubbles and avoid Lahey and Randy.
Runtime: 25:27 • Published: March 31, 2017

Lahey threatens the boys ability to stay on schedule for their deal with Snoop Dogg. Julian has a plan to stop Randy and Lahey from disrupting their business.
Runtime: 25:43 • Published: March 31, 2017

Ricky's injury isn't healing properly, so the boys head back to see Sam Losco. Ricky takes drastic action when the power gets shut off at the rink.
Runtime: 24:06 • Published: March 31, 2017

Bubbles and Julian get themselves into some greasy business with lobsters and farmers. Lahey reveals his big secret to Ricky. Randy receives some news concerning his application to the police academy.
Runtime: 26:07 • Published: March 31, 2017

Jacob has a reaction to Ricky's dog 'Coolnow' and must find him a new home. Randy begins his "training" for the police academy. The boys conduct a dirty deal with local farmers.
Runtime: 29:46 • Published: March 31, 2017

The Boys are back in the sack, and they’re opening up piss jugs from Big Joe, DECENT gifts from Bedford (Pennsylvania, not Nova Scotia), and a kitty album from Pony Death Ride! PLUS: The Boys are giving you the chance to help decorate Sunnyvale!
Runtime: 13:50 • Published: March 29, 2017

St. Patrick’s Day drinking resulted in a complete black-out week that fucked over the podcash streak and somehow landed Bubbles and Ricky in the Bahamas. The Boys try to piece together what happened, and discuss some money-making plans.
Runtime: 32:11 • Published: March 24, 2017

Vacations are supposed to be restful but the Boys are fucking tired today (especially Robb, who celebrated his birthday yesterday). Get updates on Out of the Park, Freedom 35, the mobile game, the podcast fuck-around, and more!
Runtime: 7:32 • Published: March 21, 2017

The dicks at SwearNet studios cannot find Ricky, Julian, or Bubbles! The podcast set is empty, except for a fuckload of evidence that points to the Boys failing to pace themselves with their St. Paddy’s Day drinking!
Runtime: 3:39 • Published: March 17, 2017