The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Adam Mitchell is back with a tale about a drifter with an AIDS-knife, and he comments on the turning of the fashion seasons on today’s Goofy Moose set! Vote for the paramedic/comedian with the “like” button if you like him!
Runtime: 12:53 • Published: January 16, 2018

Martin Edwards is back, with some comments on Backstreet Boys in the early morning, drinking Colt 45 as an adult, and much more. Vote for him if you like him!
Runtime: 7:45 • Published: January 15, 2018

The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!
Runtime: 34:10 • Published: January 12, 2018

Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.
Runtime: 10:18 • Published: January 11, 2018

Some technical fuckery meant that you dicks couldn't vote for Jarrett Campbell when we first aired this set. Here's an encore presentation to give you a chance to click "like"!
Runtime: 25:36 • Published: January 9, 2018

Scott Maclean is our Goofy Moose comedian of the day. Scott worries about his inner pervert, but thankfully there is medicinal marijuana to soothe his anxiety. If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 9:37 • Published: January 8, 2018

Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking. Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang.
Runtime: 10:05 • Published: January 5, 2018

Pat “Mr. Positivity” Roach is eager to get his workout regimen started, but first he needs to set up his gym. Surely some kind soul at SwearNet Studios will help him move his workout equipment. Right? FUCK!
Runtime: 11:54 • Published: January 4, 2018

Ryan Levis comes to us all the way from Victoria to tell us about fuckin’. Vote for the west coaster by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 8:08 • Published: January 2, 2018

Randy was on last week’s podcash but SMOKEY is here this week! The Boys talk about their Christmas gifts, their New Year’s Resolutions, and Ricky talks about introducing himself to food. PLUS: Find out where YOU can meet Smokey on New Year’s Eve!
Runtime: 37:19 • Published: December 29, 2017

Pat Roach is turning over a new leaf and is approaching his return to SwearNet with a fresh attitude. His positivity gets tested when the Boys lay out his tasks for the day. PLUS: What in the fuck is a raccoon dog?
Runtime: 19:00 • Published: December 28, 2017

Richie Bell is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. Watch his set and if you like it, click the “like” button (not rocket appliances)!
Runtime: 7:04 • Published: December 26, 2017

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and fucking Randy wish you a lot of Christmas!
Runtime: 0:54 • Published: December 25, 2017

Andrew Spicer is a new dad and is excited to have a night out for fuck sakes. He talks about parental exhaustion, the benefits of cocaine use, and his mom’s tiny perception of the internet. Click the “Like” button to vote for him!
Runtime: 9:23 • Published: December 22, 2017

Ryan Fried is a Jewish-German comedian who feels left out during Christmas so he’s thinking about buying the holiday (he’d at least settle for a decent Hanukkah movie that doesn’t star Adam Sandler). Vote for him and make him comic of the week!
Runtime: 11:31 • Published: December 21, 2017

Kristyn Green appreciates the simple things in life, like going to bed early, picking friends, and creamed corn. If you appreciate her comedy, vote for her!
Runtime: 9:57 • Published: December 20, 2017

Adam Mitchell is a paramedic with some completely fucked up stories to share. He shares his thoughts about assisted suicide, ass-wiping nurses, and butt plugs. Vote for him by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 10:12 • Published: December 18, 2017

Emmy-award winning comedy writer Mike Rowe joins the podcash to share some stories about Rodney Dangerfield, Andy Kaufman, Donald Trump, and others. PLUS: Learn Mike’s joke that got cut from the Justin Bieber roast for being too greasy!
Runtime: 46:57 • Published: December 15, 2017

The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the Real Fucking Reality Show! Luckily, they’re going to have some help, in the form of Pat fucking Roach.
Runtime: 17:46 • Published: December 15, 2017

Carey Lee is not an Asian woman, he’s a singer-songwriter with tunes about totally fucked restaurant mishaps, gonorrhea, and he even includes an ode to the smartest guy in the park. You have 24 hours to “like” this comic!
Runtime: 8:51 • Published: December 14, 2017

It’s good to be back in the bag! Robb, JP, and Mike sit in a VERY smokey Mailbag tent and open gifts from all over the world, including a swan card for Robb, some amazing art from a 14 year old fan, and a special colouring book specifically sent for JP!
Runtime: 12:55 • Published: December 12, 2017

Ian Black is the first contestant in the "Goofy Moose" comic competition. If you enjoy Ian's routine, please vote using the LIKE button below. Like collection will close 24 hours from episode's publication, at which time a new comedian will be featured. You can like as many comedians throughout the competition as you wish!
Runtime: 27:53 • Published: December 11, 2017

Julian signed a bong deal for the Boys and Ricky does some quality control testing with the help of some hash… er, chocolate. PLUS: The Boys bust out an old nickname that infuriates Bubbles!
Runtime: 38:35 • Published: December 8, 2017

It’s Elise LeGrow’s first time in Sunnyvale but the Toronto musician has so much in common with the Boys, she might as well be from the park. She plays a tune with Bubbles and drinks some Liquormen’s whisky on the ACTUAL 119th episode of the podcash.
Runtime: 34:58 • Published: November 24, 2017

While on the road for Netflix’s “Trailer Park Boys - Out of the Park: USA,” Bubbles did not fuck around! Instead, he and the Shitrockers (along with Alex fuckin’ Lifeson) recorded a song and shot a music video that is sure to make him a star!
Runtime: 3:29 • Published: November 24, 2017

In New Orleans, the Boys take on a giant pile of seafood, Julian visits a psychic, Ricky looks for a doctor, and Bubs sleeps in a cemetery.
Runtime: 32:09 • Published: November 24, 2017

The Boys arrive in Nashville. Bubbles shops for a suit to wear in his new music video, while Ricky and Julian look for a car and some girls.
Runtime: 28:19 • Published: November 24, 2017