The definitive Swearnet Episode list

This week’s podcash comes to you from the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee. As if that wasn’t DECENT enough, the Boys are joined by Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Rush’s Alex Lifeson! And boy, is he ever fucked!
Runtime: 37:21 • Published: March 10, 2017

After viewing the security footage of his booby traps in action, Ricky gets you learnt on how to make an amazing dip that features elements from Halifax’s late-night liquor snack extraordinaire: the donair.
Runtime: 14:48 • Published: March 2, 2017

The Boys are getting super baked ahead of February 2-4 weekend! With thick dope smoke in the air, they discuss the Earth’s crust, where eggs come from, and Russian pricks who are tattooing cats. Plus: Would Bubbles bang Wayne Gretzky?
Runtime: 30:34 • Published: February 24, 2017

Ricky had planned to do an episode about ovens but that all goes to shit when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop. Now, he’s going to fuck with them!
Runtime: 9:02 • Published: February 22, 2017

The Boys talk about how they spent Valentine’s Day, Julian discusses more money-making ideas, and Bubbles shows Ricky a thing or two about the piano. PLUS: Ricky takes us under the sea and gets us learnt on marine life!
Runtime: 34:57 • Published: February 17, 2017

Mr. Lahey has been drunk every single day in 2017, and he and Randy are excited to usher in the Year of the Cock! They interview their “best guest ever,” a yo-yo expert that Lahey met at the laundromat. Plus: Randy’s Kitchen goes to a whole new level!
Runtime: 41:36 • Published: February 15, 2017

Ricky thinks he can get into dentistry because they’re basically just mechanics for teeth. Also, the Boys debate the differences between a spider and an octopus, and wonder if Moses was on mushrooms when he talked to the burning bush.
Runtime: 37:05 • Published: February 10, 2017

The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Runtime: 32:57 • Published: February 3, 2017

The Boys brought Leigh in for a State of the Trippy Union! Learn about plans for the second installment of Trippin’ with Leigh plus get some details on a live tour! The Boys (sans creepy fucking costumes) also give updates on Out of the Park: USA, bongs, and Snoop Dogg!
Runtime: 11:08 • Published: January 30, 2017

The Boys get some truly fucked up letters that sort of look like ransom notes, along with some kiln-baked clay versions of themselves. They also receive some DECENT Elvis memorabilia and a trippy jar for Leigh, all in the name of Cluster Headache awareness!
Runtime: 13:53 • Published: January 26, 2017

Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!
Runtime: 10:50 • Published: January 24, 2017

JP, Mike, and Dishy Robb are back in the sack, opening packages and a few too many fucking letters. They receive a hand-wired guitar pedal, a novel series, and a couple films - all made by their creative fucking fans! Plus: More goodies from Big Joe!
Runtime: 21:45 • Published: January 19, 2017

Bubbles is back from his cowboy getaway! We hear about some GREASY business between his kitties and the barnyard animals, and the Boys discuss the size of cat cocks. Ricky announces his New Year’s Resolution, and tries out his new virtual reality system. Plus: Julian’s got a new non-dirty money-making idea for 2017!
Runtime: 38:20 • Published: January 13, 2017

Randy reflects on 2016 and makes some healthy resolutions for 2017 but the show goes to shit as soon as Lahey wakes up from his liquor nap. Marguerite arrives and she’s PISSED, Bobby Mac shows up with a burning desire, and the SwearNet crew have a singalong!
Runtime: 32:43 • Published: December 31, 2016

Trippin' With Leigh is a documentary film about the transformation of one man's life, who, having cheated death, travels to Peru to gain enlightenment through the use of hallucinogens and spirit medicines.
Runtime: 42:48 • Published: December 27, 2016

There are a couple of very important things you need to remember this holiday season, so Ricky put together this Christmas Message to make sure you don’t fucking forget!
Runtime: 0:17 • Published: December 25, 2016

The spirit of Christmas has consumed Mr. Lahey! The 6/10 drunk trailer park supervisor bought gifts for everyone in Sunnyvale! On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy serves up some Christmas Burgers, and a special guest from the park joins the show for a sippy-poo.
Runtime: 29:51 • Published: December 24, 2016

Ricky is drunk and stoned for the 21 Days of Christmas, and he’s getting you learnt on making the BEST Christmas gravy, orlaments, ginger bready houses, candles, wreets, and much more. Declorate the fun way and don’t waste fucking money!
Runtime: 21:39 • Published: December 22, 2016

The holiday season stresses everyone the fuck out. Luckily, Julian has a drink and some good advice. Learn how to handle shitty malls, what to do if your family is leaving you for the holidays, and whether you should buy booze or Trailer Park Boys merchandise.
Runtime: 7:16 • Published: December 13, 2016

Award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor joins the podcash to talk about the DECENT guitar he built using bits and pieces of Canadiana including Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick and Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle. Bubbles rips out a few tunes with it, and… Ricky sings?!
Runtime: 31:14 • Published: December 2, 2016

The Boys are back with updates on tonight’s DECENT Jordan John concert in Halifax, the new musical branch of SwearNet, and plenty of mom jokes. Plus: some mother fucker is on J.P.’s bad side!
Runtime: 8:08 • Published: November 25, 2016

Ah, the magical nervous energy that comes with a blind date. Will it be love at first sight? Could a soul mate be waiting? Laura wants to make sure she puts her best foot forward, and she knows just the way to do it.
Runtime: 3:04 • Published: November 24, 2016

Turns out, honey oil is like catnip to kitty Sebastian Bach and he’s willing to pay some big coin to get his paws on it. Unfortunately, the cat shit hits the kitty fan when a caveman and a heavy-metal-dick show up.
Runtime: 4:35 • Published: November 21, 2016

Things get steamy when Laura and Kaitlin partake in a local custom. What happens in Halifax stays in Halifax!
Runtime: 1:27 • Published: November 17, 2016

The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.
Runtime: 5:39 • Published: November 15, 2016